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User avatar #156 - Bad Man (10/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'd rather be able to change the size of my dick at will.
User avatar #53 - lastweek (10/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm just worried I might faint when I get a boner if I have the biggest one in the world.
User avatar #5 - zzitro (10/15/2013) [-]
Notice it doesn't say human dick
(Whales are mammals)
#199 - justaredshirt (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You guys are over thinking this. It says "You will have the biggest Dick in the world". That means once you press the button, the tallest guy named Dick in the world will show up.
#158 - weeeeeeeeeeee (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#212 - jackcow (10/16/2013) [-]
**jackcow rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at American Keyboards ** MFW I press the button too
#201 - trollolololgabe (10/16/2013) [-]
[small][small]what was that about microsoft paint?
User avatar #182 - solarisofcelestia (10/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I suspect you pressed the button.
#172 - iveseensomethings (10/16/2013) [-]
What if it means you'll have the largest dick on earth permanently rammed up your ass?
(less extreme) floating around behind you, following you forever.
#139 - patrickmiller (10/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #103 - turboderp (10/15/2013) [-]
Idunno, having the cock of a whale or something must be awful.
#98 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #134 to #126 - quadrilateral (10/15/2013) [-]
That's what happens with annoying things on FJ. At first, they're loved. Then, they're hated. Then, they become accepted.
Homestuck fans simply do not exist on this site in quantities high enough to get past the stage of hatred.
User avatar #8 - demigodofmadness (10/15/2013) [-]
I would hate that, I could no longer have sex with another person, think about it, **** would be too thick to fit. Also, it's so big you can't even get a full hard on. Plus, why would I even want a bigger dick? The only person who that helps is her, and she's probably just going to steal half of my money anyways so she can suffer through a few orgasmless nights.
#238 - xdemonxfirex (10/16/2013) [-]
**xdemonxfirex rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Colour ** I pressed it.... WHY
#160 - wetnoodle (10/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
aw **** man.... this ones actually hard
User avatar #174 to #173 - wetnoodle (10/16/2013) [-]
mountain dew is universally known as "gamer juice". when you think of something a cod kid would drink, the first thing that comes to mind is Mount'n dew. and cod kiddies are all trying to do the dew.

basically this is telling me that i can finally do the dew, but i wont be able to make my sick nasty 360 420 xx legit yolo swag headshots
#147 - canadianbetamale (10/15/2013) [-]
You never know which button will work. I guess you could say he got COCKY.
User avatar #90 - offwhiteninja (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Imagine your surprise when you actually get a really fat man named Richard
#82 - andmann (10/15/2013) [-]
Real clever OP
Real clever OP
#12 - shaturnex ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
oh OP...
oh OP...
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