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#70 - garymotherfinoak (10/15/2013) [-]
Jonah Falcon is actually unhappy with his life, and is still a virgin, despite his whopping 13.5 Inches.

Size isn't everything.
User avatar #79 to #70 - divinecreator (10/15/2013) [-]
how can you be unhappy in life with the last name "Falcon"?
#235 to #79 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
and he has one of the biggest dicks in the world
User avatar #72 to #70 - zombiefeelings (10/15/2013) [-]
thats so weird i just posted a link about him and then noticed your post
User avatar #73 to #72 - garymotherfinoak (10/15/2013) [-]
indeed
#120 to #70 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
If they have dick enlargement surgeries I'm sure the have reduction ones. Not sure how much it costs, just saying he has options.
#117 to #70 - jackcarver (10/15/2013) [-]
Uh he's not a virgin, he said himself that the number of sexual partners he has had is in the triple digits.
+1
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#102 to #98 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
Delete all Homestuck
******
#126 to #102 - shishiko **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
>1 GIF of Homestuck which is actually pretty relevant   
   
"OMG STOP SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS YOU UTTER 						*****					 JESUS 						*******					 CHRIST  NO ONE CARES" - Almost every 						*****					 on FJ   
   
Seriously, there isn't even a channel for it on this site. And if there is, that just goes to show that a fan of it doesn't even know, but ponies are WAY more prominent on this site yet they've come to be somewhat accepted.  Just ranting here.
>1 GIF of Homestuck which is actually pretty relevant

"OMG STOP SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS YOU UTTER ***** JESUS ******* CHRIST NO ONE CARES" - Almost every ***** on FJ

Seriously, there isn't even a channel for it on this site. And if there is, that just goes to show that a fan of it doesn't even know, but ponies are WAY more prominent on this site yet they've come to be somewhat accepted. Just ranting here.
User avatar #134 to #126 - quadrilateral (10/15/2013) [-]
That's what happens with annoying things on FJ. At first, they're loved. Then, they're hated. Then, they become accepted.
Homestuck fans simply do not exist on this site in quantities high enough to get past the stage of hatred.
#12 - shaturnex (10/15/2013) [-]
oh OP...
oh OP...
#237 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
Girls are hurt by anything over 7.5... Why would you want the largest in the world.
#229 - thelazyness (10/16/2013) [-]
<----drawn in MS Paint
Yeah, I'm okay with this.
#233 to #229 - zombiejew (10/16/2013) [-]
Nice thumbnail
User avatar #226 - User (10/16/2013) [-]
It would be a lose lose situation if you pressed the button.
User avatar #224 - chasemccl (10/16/2013) [-]
who wants a 2 foot long dick anyway
User avatar #214 - Sasher (10/16/2013) [-]
I dont think Id want the largest dick in the world
I'd imagine it would be a pretty big hassle
User avatar #211 - lasomacintosh (10/16/2013) [-]
If I had the largest dick in the world, would I have enough blood to make it hard w/o passing out?

Or would it be all floppy and sex would be like trying to shove taffy in to a key hole?
User avatar #198 - kaslin (10/16/2013) [-]
What if your penis stayed the same size, and everyone elses shrunk to be smaller than yours?
User avatar #167 - alekksandar (10/16/2013) [-]
it doesn't say that you'll have the largest dick out of all humans on earth, it just says you'll have the largest one on earth. I get the joke, though.
User avatar #185 to #167 - deadmanisalive (10/16/2013) [-]
so if giant dick aliens invade the earth will it grow larger compared to the aliens?
User avatar #186 to #185 - alekksandar (10/16/2013) [-]
logically. Although OP already has a dick bigger than the elephant's.
User avatar #111 - hjgamer (10/15/2013) [-]
Why would I want the biggest cock? I wouldn't be able to have sex with that thing.
#81 - reallynotsais (10/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #71 - zombiefeelings (10/15/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen, from England I give you Jonah Falcon. www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-sparks-1145798
User avatar #89 to #71 - mrnotsosafeforwork (10/15/2013) [-]
how to **** with the TSA
User avatar #40 - timmity (10/15/2013) [-]
a whale dick is 10 times the wheight of a human, good luck having sex, or even moving for that matter
#118 - malkotay (10/15/2013) [-]
mfw these Buttons
mfw these Buttons
#136 to #118 - biohazar (10/15/2013) [-]
so you have insecurities?   
i will not press this one , i m pretty happy about myself C: , and is not about size but time.   
at least you have a micro penis syndrome .   
   
im not saying this in hatter mod
so you have insecurities?
i will not press this one , i m pretty happy about myself C: , and is not about size but time.
at least you have a micro penis syndrome .

im not saying this in hatter mod
User avatar #129 to #118 - scoobi (10/15/2013) [-]
What if it said:

"You will be the only male in the whole world, you have a big dick and all females are pretty"

but

"You're a homosexual"
User avatar #146 to #129 - theawesomeguy (10/15/2013) [-]
"only male in the whole world", "homosexual". I don't think anyone would know what homosexual means
User avatar #130 to #129 - undeadZeik (10/15/2013) [-]
females have anuses too
User avatar #131 to #130 - scoobi (10/15/2013) [-]
But he wouldn't be attracted to them
#137 to #131 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
Sex is sex mate. Don't have to be attracted to your partner.
User avatar #138 to #137 - scoobi (10/15/2013) [-]
I have not had sex before...
User avatar #132 to #131 - undeadZeik (10/15/2013) [-]
tape the boobs so that they don't stick out, put a strap on on'em and a bag over the head. no noticeable difference at all
User avatar #135 to #132 - scoobi (10/15/2013) [-]
Do you do that with every female you **** ?
User avatar #142 to #135 - undeadZeik (10/15/2013) [-]
only if they're uglier than a dude
#91 - acidreign (10/15/2013) [-]
mfw i suck at MS paint
#19 - bbeasty (10/15/2013) [-]
good luck not passing out while having an erection.
#14 - idividedbyzero (10/15/2013) [-]
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