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#101 - konradkurze (10/15/2013) [-]
epically fat cop and noone makes a Duke Nukem reference

for shame funnyjunk
#98 - robertanelson Comment deleted by regfridge [-]
User avatar #81 - jokersaysamuseme (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Isnt there a fitness test for cops?
#80 - megamind (10/15/2013) [-]
I'd take a fatass that can be bought over with a snickers bar over some asshole with napoleon syndrome any day.
#78 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
ahh pops up right at the end of fat shaming week.
#74 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
thats one of the oldest repost.
User avatar #60 - murrlogic (10/15/2013) [-]
History books explain how back then if you were "Enormously fat" society thought you were very healthy and living very plentifully

2013 that is the opposite.
User avatar #50 - lesrin (10/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i would like everyone here to know that, that right there isnt a cop, as someone whos joining the military as a mp, and becoming a police officer afterwards ive read up more then my fair share on cops and ive wanted to be one since i was a kid, cops just like the military, have pretty damn brutal training and tests to make sure your in good enough shape to do your job effectivly, like a 12 min 2 mile run in full gear, and obstacles that are timed not to mention you have to be able to pass the fitness test, in which you have to be able to do 40 push ups bare minimum in a minute (depends on state etc) also have situps pull ups and much more, they give you this test when you apply to be a officer and you have to take it like every 4 years i believe, i know it depends on state as well, the only time you ever get a fat cop is becuase they are part of a small town where they dont have enough compitition to push them out becuase no one would replace them, or when you have a officer whos been there for a very long time and has managed to make enough friends to avoid getting kicked out, in which he is breaking the rules and would get fired should the state make him test, fat cops are a stereotype that doesnt even exist for every fat cop theres about 100 extremely fit ones, well better then normal ratios for your average civilian

tl:dr fat cops dont exist except for extremely rare circumstances
#46 - reaperriley ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Muh Freedoms.
User avatar #45 - jalthelas (10/15/2013) [-]
I remember when I made the 'big-boned' excuse or that my broad build was the reason I was big.

Then I ******* did something about it.
#42 - velocidex (10/15/2013) [-]
#36 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
Ah so that's what happened to Huell from Breaking Bad
User avatar #35 - theexplodingcheez (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
to be fair, at least where I live (Sacramento, California), seeing someone obese is pretty rare. There are only about 3 or 4 people I know at my school that could really be considered fat. Now, I can't vouch for lower income areas or other states, but I find the obesity thing is not as common as people seem to think
#33 - suititup (10/15/2013) [-]
#32 - asphinctersayswhat ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Jack Cambell: Fat Cop
#27 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
Psst...that guy isn't a cop.
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