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#35 - kibi
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I have sex in dreams all the time.   
   
tmi **** >  And sometimes I orgasm so hard I actually wake myself up.
I have sex in dreams all the time.

tmi **** > And sometimes I orgasm so hard I actually wake myself up.
#51 to #35 - pyrelord
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(10/11/2013) [-]
that's called a wet dream. It means you need to masturbate more.
#188 to #51 - kibi
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(10/11/2013) [-]
"masturbate more"
Mate I don't think that's possible.
#217 to #188 - pyrelord
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Wet dreams usually occur after you masturbate often and then suddenly stop.
#62 to #51 - saltyfries ONLINE
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he probably lives with a mormon family or somthing
#189 to #62 - kibi
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Religion has nothing to do with my masturbation habits :1

Which are frequent enough not to warrant these ****** dreams.
#215 to #189 - saltyfries ONLINE
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fair enough
#68 to #62 - mormon
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#33 - SHODANROCKS
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In one dream, I was once in a huge alley with a lot of incredibly hot chicks. I ran towards them but they all became jelly-like and disappeared into loopholes in the ground, only their high heel shoes were left.
#106 to #33 - miia ONLINE
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(10/11/2013) [-]
shoes are expensive
jack off into the shoes and ruin them
#208 to #106 - SHODANROCKS
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Hope I have the same dream again and do that.
#30 - kommandantvideo
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Actually i've had sex in dreams before.
#24 - sixty
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(10/10/2013) [-]
**sixty rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Zach and Miri ** My dreams
#72 to #24 - godlamp
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(10/11/2013) [-]
amazing roll
amazing roll
#44 to #24 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Pain. ** That's a good roll.
#61 to #44 - HordeyWordey
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**HordeyWordey rolled a random image posted in comment #680353 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **
That's a rather frightening roll
#73 to #61 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #683376 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **


that's my rape face
#27 to #24 - navadae
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(10/10/2013) [-]
this is disturbingly relevant
#23 - trojandetected
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(10/10/2013) [-]
for me the boobs always disappear when i try to fell them goddamn dream sex.
#19 - anon
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(10/10/2013) [-]
ALL OF MY NIGHTMARES!
#15 - mchurtstab
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(10/10/2013) [-]
when i get in fights in dreams i tend to have the strength of a wet noodle.

sadly this is an improvement
#194 to #15 - fagaloneon
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I usually get really argo in my dreams and beat the ******* out of someone but then everyone hates me in the dream and i wake up angry
#172 to #15 - anon
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(10/11/2013) [-]
**** like that happens to me when i need to run in a dream, when there is something urgent and I need to start running it feels like I'm running underwater or my legs are being dragged down by quick sand.
#169 to #15 - drldrl
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Someone once explained this to me. I can't remember exactly how they did, but it had to do with your brain trying to move your body, but being unable to do so.
#192 to #169 - ruraidhri
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's something to do with your body being paralyzed when you sleep. Other wise you'd be doing crazy **** all around your room.
#124 to #15 - drewhamster
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I guess I'm the only one, but in my dreams I'm crazy strong when it comes to fighting.
#46 to #15 - monkeybrains
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I hate when you go to yell or scream in a dream and nothing comes out. Like any kind of situation when you're afraid and you become mute.
#41 to #15 - IceViper
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>Be me, fighting a black dog in a dream.
>I am beating the ******* **** out of it
>i keep thinking its dead
>no signs of pain, just comes back and attacks me
>one of my scarier nightmares due to the feeling of doom because the dog was seemingly invincible.
#39 to #15 - codfourmotherfkers
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I think it's because in your sub-conscious, you are not confident in your self, and you fell as if you your self are weak. That's what my therapist told me when I asked him about it.
#37 to #15 - xsolicitedsilkx
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God, I always thought that was weird as ****. Like in my nightmares, when I try to fight back or do anything that requires alot of strength, every time I swing or.. do whatever at the time that would benefit myself or another, I'd find that I'm slow, or no matter how hard I try, all I achieve is gentle kitten nudges. It's disorienting and makes me panic / incredibly frustrated.
I'm glad that I panic though. The disturbance helps me wake up. But I end up crying after.
#202 to #37 - swiggityswoner
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Yeah I had a zombie dream once and they were all flooding into the house, ya know, World War Z style. I was lucky enough to find a pickaxe but I underestimated just how heavy they were, and suddenly my swings were that of a two year old girl.

Pissed me off so much, I love my zombie dreams. (Only had two before).
#57 to #37 - sidekickman
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In dreams, you often predict what will happen on accident. You probably were thinking "gee I hope this punch doesn't go too slow," then BOOM! too slow. It happens a lot. You accidentally tell your dream what to do. If you think "this ******* bunch is gonna level a **********," then BOOM! a goresplosion corresponding to that of a Fallout perk.
#32 to #15 - VincentKing
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a dream is basically your thoughts. Think about your punch hurting them, and it will work
#21 to #15 - uneducated
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I think it's because when you are trying to punch in your dream you are actually moving your arms around your bed, hence why you feel so wear.

just a theory thought.
#47 to #21 - yunogasaii
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You become paralyzed once sleeping, or at least during parts of it. Have you ever woken up from a nightmare or such and you couldn't move at all?
#22 to #21 - uneducated
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*weak
#20 to #15 - ruraidhri
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Same here. Or when i'm trying to read something it turns blurry or into something entirely different mid-sentence.
#78 to #20 - officerscrambles
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Not being able to read is a trigger people use for lucid dreaming, along with strange reflections in mirrors.
#196 to #78 - anon
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I've been in so many fights that being a wet noddle is my lucid dream trigger. Didn't even have to practice it, either.
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#48 to #20 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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If I ever have superpowers or anything I can't use them for ****.
#168 to #48 - lordfluffs
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Once I could fly in a dream. But only straight up, and I had to flap...
#53 to #48 - articulate
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This.
#54 to #53 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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I'm glad I could articulate your nocturnal struggle.
#55 to #54 - articulate
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#14 - fargtwo
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Good ole' Valvrape.
#45 to #14 - iridium
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(10/11/2013) [-]
My friend insists that the show is done with set-up and maybe things can start happening.

My response is if the set-up is that bad, lord knows how they'll end up ******* up the rest of the show.
#70 to #45 - fargtwo
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(10/11/2013) [-]
The show is brilliant if you watch it as a comedy. If you try to take it seriously, well, just don't do that.
#82 to #70 - iridium
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You are the fifth person who has told me that. The deliberate humor in the show certainly isn't what would make it funny. I've seen some so-bad-its-funny series, but this one just is such a drag.


By the way that friend of mine dislikes the show too, he just thinks that is what likely will happen.
#86 to #82 - fargtwo
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It does pick up a little later on, but it never really loses that sense of stupidity that leaves you wondering "whose idea was this!?" at every turn. It never gets any better, but it does get more entertaining as the show goes on. Once the giant robots come into play, things are more fun to watch.
#89 to #86 - iridium
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Believe me, I'm fairly easily entertained regarding anime. The space mech porn did nothing for me. There isn't really any fun with the robots because none of the pilots are really ever in any sense of danger at all and the enemies are bland as ****. The mechs themselves are boring in design too.

I watched the whole first cour of the show, so this isn't new to me.
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#12 - monkeybrains
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#36 to #12 - Slushysolid
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I think the sauce is in your covers the next morning.
#28 to #12 - MaverickZero
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Kakumeiki Valvrave. AKA "Valvrave the Liberator".
#49 to #28 - MoparMan
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(10/11/2013) [-]
when in the episode?
#63 to #49 - MaverickZero
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Episode 10, 20 minutes and 46 seconds in.
#31 to #29 - MaverickZero
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(10/10/2013) [-]
As of today, yes.
#8 - opkmod
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(10/10/2013) [-]
When i dream of sex i wake up before i cum. its like being a girl i guess.
#7 - worldatarms
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(10/10/2013) [-]
The boobs.... WHERE ARE THEY?!   
BOOOOOOOBBBSS!
The boobs.... WHERE ARE THEY?!
BOOOOOOOBBBSS!
#4 - teranin
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah the way our new asshat moderators have been acting, this will get you banned for sure. I really hate these new mods
#1 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE
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(10/10/2013) [-]
lewd
lewd
#229 to #1 - keatontheghostfox
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of a scene in Neon Genesis Evangelion, The end of Evangelion
#203 to #1 - swiggityswoner
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
#201 to #1 - itsthetie
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Okay, so I made a comment where I reacted to this being ****** up. Then I took time out of my schedule,  I got ******* bored downloaded the movie when I got the sauce, spectated in awe, and holy **** what an epic movie!
Okay, so I made a comment where I reacted to this being ****** up. Then I took time out of my schedule, I got ******* bored downloaded the movie when I got the sauce, spectated in awe, and holy **** what an epic movie!
#205 to #201 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE
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good, then you'll enjoy Paranoia Agent (directed by the same guy) too!
good, then you'll enjoy Paranoia Agent (directed by the same guy) too!
#207 to #205 - itsthetie
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If it's anywhere near as awesome.. already on it, thanks!
If it's anywhere near as awesome.. already on it, thanks!
#177 to #1 - faceworthy
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I want to thumb you up because a) I recognise this movie and b) this made me chuckle.
#181 to #177 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE
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thanks bro. and actually I didn't even notice that gif was relevant to title...
thanks bro. and actually I didn't even notice that gif was relevant to title...
#142 to #1 - bossguycumsplash
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#135 to #1 - TheFunnyJunkie
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#122 to #1 - anon
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WHERE IS THIS FROM?!
#130 to #122 - anotheroneonearth ONLINE
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Paprika, the most psychedelic and mind-blowing anime movie ever!
Paprika, the most psychedelic and mind-blowing anime movie ever!
I'M ON SHROOMS
#121 to #1 - TittyCinnamon
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what'swrongwithyou.gif
#112 to #1 - thepandaking
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#52 to #1 - tkfeng
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Comment Picture
#34 to #1 - datblkkid
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(10/11/2013) [-]
I keep seeing this and I think i saw someone post a link long ago but I never clicked it.
Anyone got a source?
#136 to #91 - freetoplay
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(10/11/2013) [-]
dude i just watched it and that was the most trippy thing i have ever ******* witnessed! **** inception and just watch that ******
#26 to #1 - witislimited
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#25 to #1 - lininop
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I just watched this scene on youtube.... It keeps getting weirder...
#18 to #1 - bonlino
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Comment Picture
#17 to #1 - musclezglassez
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(10/10/2013) [-]
WHAT THE ACTUAL **** MAN
#16 to #1 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Paprika was a great movie

MFW that scene
#129 to #16 - xexion ONLINE
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Better as a .gif
Better as a .gif
#175 to #129 - mezcal
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
#216 to #175 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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This ma ***** is how you caption a gif
This ma ***** is how you caption a gif
#209 to #175 - xexion ONLINE
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See? That's how ya do it
See? That's how ya do it
#210 to #209 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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2kawaii4me
#211 to #210 - xexion ONLINE
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Am I kawaii yet?
Am I kawaii yet?
#212 to #211 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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Pretty much...
Pretty much...
#213 to #212 - xexion ONLINE
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Best Arararagi coming through
Best Arararagi coming through
#200 to #175 - itsthetie
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Saved, I ******* love you.
#13 to #1 - moofinbanana
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#206 to #13 - anon
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Not with that attitude it doesn't
#11 to #1 - sienimies
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This image has expired
That's just nasty
#10 to #1 - drzombro
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I wonder how that would feel like.
#6 to #1 - itsthetie
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Whoah dude..
Whoah dude..
#3 to #1 - anon
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wat
#2 to #1 - gdikodiak
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that gif....
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#204 to #5 - itsthetie
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Thanks for sauce, just watched it, damn!
Thanks for sauce, just watched it, damn!
#9 to #5 - losglatzos
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i saw it a year ago.... with enough beer.....it´s really cool