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User avatar #40 - faithrider (09/25/2013) [-]
hmmmmm... i have always wanted to be able to teleport
#39 - jaked (09/25/2013) [-]
Youth. Utilize my Neuroplasticity and already existing knowledge to become a wunderkind. Once I turn 21 use the million as seed money for a highly profitable business thanks to my new-found world-class economics understanding. Become Ironman (minus the crime-fighting thing, ****** dangerous).
User avatar #36 - maxismahname (09/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - captainstinkypinky (09/24/2013) [-]
I've gotta go with invisibility or teleportation. The "youth" thing would be sorta cool, but a million dollars isn't a terribly high amount (I could just rob a bank with one of the other powers). Superman powers would also be great, it'd suck to die at 27
#5 - manwithanopinion (09/24/2013) [-]
First one...there's a bunch of things I could fix if I had known what I know now.
#3 - evilbastard (09/24/2013) [-]
The first one . Get to do it all over the right way , and retire at the age of 21 if you do it right . Yeah the first one for sure .
User avatar #2 - halotalim (09/24/2013) [-]
I am split between teleport and life all over again. I would probably pick life all over again on my death bed though without a doubt.
User avatar #10 - guywithafork (09/24/2013) [-]
How is #4 have a bonus? Having to cut my dick in half is NO Bonus!
#9 - nohx (09/24/2013) [-]
MY dream for a long time has been "Youth Restored" (without the bonus), but after realising that I can't live without my girlfriend, and waiting 15 years for her, that one is out.

Invisibility would be cool - I would be the ultimate pervert stalker and no one would ever know, plus you could rape chicks and even though they got your DNA from your "leftovers", how would they catch what they can't see?

But I think I'mma choose teleportation, since it means instant wealth and I could see the world and travel as much as I'd like. Though I think I would get very fat from teleporting all the time and never exercise. I would get super lazy, really fast

One question though.. Why does only one of the 4 choices have a catch?
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