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#53 - heartlessrobot
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(09/23/2013) [-]
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That is the face of a man who has not successfully rode a turtle.
#54 to #53 - warioteam
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(09/23/2013) [-]
He actually succeeded
#55 to #54 - heartlessrobot
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Then that is the face of a man who had not experienced such a joy again.
#22 - newrockerkid
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(09/23/2013) [-]
**newrockerkid rolls 13** dub 4's and i delete my account
#25 to #22 - hamcat
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#35 to #22 - sadistikal ONLINE
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**sadistikal rolls 61**
#41 to #22 - princeofbrokensoul
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**princeofbrokensoul rolls 51**
#30 to #22 - trainverse
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(09/23/2013) [-]
do it anyway
#33 - rainyeyes
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(09/23/2013) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #218534 at Shin Anime Social Board **

WHO WOULDN'T?!
#44 to #33 - sorinshrouds
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(09/23/2013) [-]
CONSOME PANCHIII
That dog scares the living **** out of me btw
#64 - certainly
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(09/23/2013) [-]
At first I thought that it said "Charles Dickens'" and was about to get all up in yo' grill about ******** internet facts.
But then I read it again.
And I think reading things twice could solve all the worlds problems, actually.
#63 - yunoknow
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(09/23/2013) [-]
according to Qi, Darwin and gang ate shiploads of those delicious tortoises
#65 to #63 - noisia
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It wasn't just them either, it took 300 years for the tortoise to get an official Latin name because they were so delicious that none of them made it back to London in that time.
#40 - worried
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(09/23/2013) [-]
so what the **** happened OP??? was he able to or was he too heavy??
#18 - Temari
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Realistically, I would do the same thing, so I'm not one to judge him.
#1 - lonevolff
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(09/22/2013) [-]
win
#60 - kanpai
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(09/23/2013) [-]
he "tried" to ride them?


as in , he didn't succeed?
#62 to #60 - KievLeviathan
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(09/23/2013) [-]
He wrote in his memoires that it was like riding a pony, but the round shell made it hard to keep his balance
#59 - lolwtfbbqryan
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(09/23/2013) [-]
****, I would too.
#51 - mugvart
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(09/23/2013) [-]
and then he ate them...
Sauce: youtube . com/watch?v=4k-l1HLj9Nk
#56 to #51 - mads
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(09/23/2013) [-]
All but one
#50 - myelfeyesseeporn
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(09/23/2013) [-]
the fact that it specifically says "tried" both saddens me and tells me of a long, arduous journey to ride a freakin' giant tortoise
#49 - gaiya
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#48 - nunuman
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Also another funny fact: For a long time after the giant sea turtle was discovered, a specimen was never brought back to civilization. This was due to the fact, that the sailors would always end up eating the trapped turtles. Supposedly it should be some of the most delicious meat ever, also they were quite easy to catch.
#47 - eddymolly
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(09/23/2013) [-]
On long voyages, sailors would  stockpile live Tortoises in massive numbers and stack them so they couldn't move to use as storage of food and drink.   
   
This is because a Tortoise can store up to a pint of water in its body, so they were the perfect food for traveling. as they were dinner and a drink in one.
On long voyages, sailors would stockpile live Tortoises in massive numbers and stack them so they couldn't move to use as storage of food and drink.

This is because a Tortoise can store up to a pint of water in its body, so they were the perfect food for traveling. as they were dinner and a drink in one.
#42 - harrisonfordor
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(09/23/2013) [-]
**harrisonfordor rolled a random image posted in comment #6065593 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** I also ride things upon discovering them.
**harrisonfordor rolled a random image posted in comment #6065593 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** I also ride things upon discovering them.
#16 - gibroner ONLINE
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(09/23/2013) [-]
well what the **** else would he do?
#15 - guiguito
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(09/23/2013) [-]
i wonder how it went, the turtle would go all like "dude seriously? you think i would travel faster than you?"
#11 - thinkwithportals
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(09/23/2013) [-]
Sounds like ********, but I hope its true
#10 - jeffiepete
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(09/23/2013) [-]
that's what I would do