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#67 - killerblue (09/23/2013) [-]
How much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice
User avatar #92 to #67 - nsfwlurkmore (09/23/2013) [-]
I got a boat.

It's an icebreaker.
User avatar #85 - entarasu (09/23/2013) [-]
if i could rearange the alphabet i would put U and I togheter
User avatar #81 - disposablehero (09/23/2013) [-]
My language butchers all these pickups.
User avatar #80 - elcreepo (09/23/2013) [-]
Pick up lines might be cheesy but if they're funny enough, or the girl likes it, you've got a date.
User avatar #77 - thebigsoldier (09/23/2013) [-]
My favorite one was always
If I was a cop I would write you a ticket, because you got fine written all over you.
#12 - checkemtrain (09/23/2013) [-]
Pretty much me when I try to hit on girls
User avatar #63 to #12 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh bernholdt. :p
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#35 - androanomaly (09/23/2013) [-]
Finally. Some twogag content.
User avatar #34 - vatra (09/23/2013) [-]
Most girls I've flirted with, if you give them a ridiculously cheesy pick up line then sheepishly say you didn't think she would like it when she laughs she'll talk to for hours. Not saying that will lead to anything else, but it is a start.
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
If you play that off well she'll just think you're cute.

COuld work just saiyin
User avatar #15 - navadae (09/23/2013) [-]
how do you like your eggs, over easy or fertilized?
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#2 - rotiart (09/22/2013) [-]
**rotiart rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Time expired ** MFW I actually use this technique but in a better way. I just come up with some lame pickup line and use the pattented "Don't know what to do now"-methode to get the conversation to an actual start. It works though... tl;dr You will be single forever
**rotiart rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Time expired ** MFW I actually use this technique but in a better way. I just come up with some lame pickup line and use the pattented "Don't know what to do now"-methode to get the conversation to an actual start. It works though... tl;dr You will be single forever
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