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#172 - shodaihokage (09/23/2013) [-]
I like how he put emphasis on "			******		 up white teenagers" can't handle their alcohol
I like how he put emphasis on " ****** up white teenagers" can't handle their alcohol
#168 - urapooper (09/23/2013) [-]
<--- how the deer got to the party
<--- how the deer got to the party
User avatar #25 - jokeface ONLINE (09/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The first half of this sounds like the party story by John Mulaney:

>Kid has house to himself
>Let's go over and destroy the place
>Everyone I had ever met was there
>Everyone was drinking like it's the end of the world
#26 to #25 - goltzbaby (09/22/2013) [-]
Why?

Because it's the one thing that can't be replaced.
#196 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #194 - mindology (09/27/2013) [-]
I wonder what ******* a sink would feel like, i can't see it feeling that good.
#171 - urbemarmis (09/23/2013) [-]
when i saw the words "piss and **** on the ground" my first thought of was some dude sitting there watching it go down and saying to himself "aww **** it. **** on the ground is the least of their problems right now" dont have any pics to go with this
User avatar #155 - rockshayde (09/23/2013) [-]
After the first line I was expecting to read about OP having just gotten a nipple piercing
User avatar #154 - kinkykrabs (09/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I heard about this once, they said it took a crane to get the deer out
User avatar #148 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/23/2013) [-]
I feel bad for that deer
#94 - CatholicPriest (09/22/2013) [-]
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#91 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, there was a man. He lived in the suburbs of Candy Land aka the drug factory they take kids to in a shady back ally. He had a pet dog named Chugga and they came across a kid named berty. Berty was walking home from school when the nazis kidnapped him and held him hostage. Then the man and his dog walked into the concentration camp and raped all the nazis until come dripped out their noses. He then found Berty and slit his through because he thought he was a pinata. The dog then shat in his windipe and they both left.

The end.
#81 - iamphoenix (09/22/2013) [-]
I want this to be the truth. I really do.
#55 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
I always read the first and last greentext lines before continuing. So, when I saw:
>My first high school party
and
>heard that the cops had to shoot the deer
I knew it be an entertaining read.
Cool story, OP
User avatar #54 - demonnugget (09/22/2013) [-]
Remind me a lot of this joke www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRto0mPCMVw
User avatar #46 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Project X
#42 - Klondyke (09/22/2013) [-]
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