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User avatar #148 - rheago ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Galgawine his comp was a bit better but nice effort!
User avatar #146 - daboomee (09/18/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me a bit about Morgoth? What is he? Where did he come from?
#143 - viralkamina ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
i 'm not a lotw expert but i thing orks were not corrupted elves, they are a own race.
but i think the uruks are actually corrupted humen and elves, or am i wrong with this one? O.o
please dont hate i just try to exchange knownledge ;)
#137 - creosote (09/18/2013) [-]
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasions, and turned it down both times.  I don't think I'm alone in thinking he would have been a total badass as Aragorn
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasions, and turned it down both times. I don't think I'm alone in thinking he would have been a total badass as Aragorn
User avatar #124 - psychadelicace (09/18/2013) [-]
Who doesn't know all this?
User avatar #122 - moevleboevle (09/18/2013) [-]
Viggo MortensEn*
User avatar #119 - babyanalraper (09/18/2013) [-]
Bill's my true hero
#118 - pearfield (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
During the war of the ring Frodo was actually around 50, not 33. Before you rage and call me a fag, I'm talking about the books, not the movies.
During the war of the ring Frodo was actually around 50, not 33. Before you rage and call me a fag, I'm talking about the books, not the movies.
#117 - samsonschmanson (09/18/2013) [-]
aah yes, the Silmarillion.
(the beginning of middle earth)

what a treat to read this, but oh so HARD. I remember reading some pages 4 times before i understood what was said
#91 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
Samwise Gamgee is based off of 'Batmen' used in the British armies in 1914. They were personal assistants assigned to commanding officers.
#89 - neocortex (09/18/2013) [-]
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Samwise the Brave.
User avatar #88 - mymiddleleg (09/18/2013) [-]
I think this is all basic knowledge by now
#74 - EventHorizon (09/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So basically there are demi-gods, known as the Valar,  which helped create the entire world, "Ea". The God of these gods is known as Ilúvatar. Morgoth was one of these demi-gods who helped create the world, but became a total cunt and sundered the 						****					 out of it a bunch of times. His fortress was in Angbang which (was) in Northern Middle Earth. When the elves "awoke" in Middle Earth, Morgoth knew about it before the other Valar (because at this point Morgoth had fled to Middle Earth to escape Aman, the "undying lands" to the West across the Sundering Seas from Middle Earth). He lured and captured many of these elves, and tortured and twisted them into the orcs. He also created the Balrogs and other dark creatures.  Sauron was one of his captains, and betrayed the elves and deceived men for his own gain. Sauron is a Maiar, basically a demi-demi-god (handmaiden to the demi-gods...?) along with Gandalf, Sauruman, etc. After capturing and imprisoning Morgoth once for an Age, hey basically 						***********					 them into believing he'd changed, then went and sundered some more 						****					 and fled back to Middle Earth. Around this point, some 						****					 goes down with the elves living in Aman, and a bunch of them go over to pout in Middle Earth.
So basically there are demi-gods, known as the Valar, which helped create the entire world, "Ea". The God of these gods is known as Ilúvatar. Morgoth was one of these demi-gods who helped create the world, but became a total cunt and sundered the **** out of it a bunch of times. His fortress was in Angbang which (was) in Northern Middle Earth. When the elves "awoke" in Middle Earth, Morgoth knew about it before the other Valar (because at this point Morgoth had fled to Middle Earth to escape Aman, the "undying lands" to the West across the Sundering Seas from Middle Earth). He lured and captured many of these elves, and tortured and twisted them into the orcs. He also created the Balrogs and other dark creatures. Sauron was one of his captains, and betrayed the elves and deceived men for his own gain. Sauron is a Maiar, basically a demi-demi-god (handmaiden to the demi-gods...?) along with Gandalf, Sauruman, etc. After capturing and imprisoning Morgoth once for an Age, hey basically *********** them into believing he'd changed, then went and sundered some more **** and fled back to Middle Earth. Around this point, some **** goes down with the elves living in Aman, and a bunch of them go over to pout in Middle Earth.
User avatar #64 - wmpedo (09/18/2013) [-]
I really want someone to make a game, or a movie about the age when Morgoth was still the boss. I really want someone to make a movie that includes ungoliant
User avatar #59 - tiltaz (09/18/2013) [-]
Viggo Mortensen breaks his toe in LOTR
User avatar #52 - karvarausku ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
So how old does that make gandalf exactly?
#43 - pfccross ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
frodo acknowledges sam quite clearly when he says "Frodo wouldnt have made it far without sam" and sam tells him to stop joking and he says he wasn't. come on... I know people remembered because that was one of the biggest feelz moments in the movie.... Samwise the Brave.
frodo acknowledges sam quite clearly when he says "Frodo wouldnt have made it far without sam" and sam tells him to stop joking and he says he wasn't. come on... I know people remembered because that was one of the biggest feelz moments in the movie.... Samwise the Brave.
User avatar #40 - bamsebjornen (09/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
but tolkien never explained how the orcs were bred, like, did they **** each other? or did they do it like in the movies where they are pulled out of mudpools?
User avatar #12 - goodatlosing (09/18/2013) [-]
That lightbulb knows the grief of minecraft.
User avatar #4 - gdikodiak (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In the past sauron was a good guy living in the numenor's island.
Than he said:
>"who cares lets just became the villain. i see no way i could possibly fail, even tho my master morgoth, who's stronger than me, got tossed outside existence with his arms cut off fron illuvatar himself."
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