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#148 - rheago ONLINE
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Galgawine his comp was a bit better but nice effort!
#136 - enemyoftrn
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That last fact; not only Sam did all that, but he also pretended to be a mighty Elven warrior, in order to scare off the Orcs that has taken Frodo to that tower, after Shelob the Spider stings him. He only use shadows, words and cunning, and half the remaining orcs fled that tower/castle.
#134 - sinkoran
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(09/18/2013) [-]
broke his toe kicking helmet    
   
oh god my sides
broke his toe kicking helmet

oh god my sides
#126 - anonymoose
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(09/18/2013) [-]
John Rhys-Davies also plays the tallest good guy, Treebeard.
#119 - babyanalraper
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Bill's my true hero
#118 - pearfield
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(09/18/2013) [-]
During the war of the ring Frodo was actually around 50, not 33. Before you rage and call me a fag, I'm talking about the books, not the movies.
During the war of the ring Frodo was actually around 50, not 33. Before you rage and call me a fag, I'm talking about the books, not the movies.
#144 to #118 - demonicchimera
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Even in the movies he is around 50 during the war, they just don't show it very well.
#96 - fuzzlefeenix
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I went to Hobbiton this summer, and it wasn't left for a year for the Lord of the Rings films, as it was all made of polystyrene and plywood and destroyed directly after filming so no-one would see Hobbiton before the films, it was, however, built again permanently and left for a year before the filming of the Hobbit, and the dirt pathin the grass that Bilbo runs down was deliberately formed by tourist groups visiting the set by the instruction of Peter Jackson, so the path looked natural rather than manufactured.
#94 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
damn those memes ******* suck
#89 - neocortex
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(09/18/2013) [-]
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Samwise the Brave.
#88 - mymiddleleg
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I think this is all basic knowledge by now
#85 - angelious
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(09/18/2013) [-]
also to ad something new to the mix: trolls are apparently beings who were ents first but were corrupted and turned evil by something(source is my sister who just started re-reading the saga)(can someone confirm this fact?)
#74 - EventHorizon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
So basically there are demi-gods, known as the Valar,  which helped create the entire world, "Ea". The God of these gods is known as Ilúvatar. Morgoth was one of these demi-gods who helped create the world, but became a total cunt and sundered the **** out of it a bunch of times. His fortress was in Angbang which (was) in Northern Middle Earth. When the elves "awoke" in Middle Earth, Morgoth knew about it before the other Valar (because at this point Morgoth had fled to Middle Earth to escape Aman, the "undying lands" to the West across the Sundering Seas from Middle Earth). He lured and captured many of these elves, and tortured and twisted them into the orcs. He also created the Balrogs and other dark creatures.  Sauron was one of his captains, and betrayed the elves and deceived men for his own gain. Sauron is a Maiar, basically a demi-demi-god (handmaiden to the demi-gods...?) along with Gandalf, Sauruman, etc. After capturing and imprisoning Morgoth once for an Age, hey basically *********** them into believing he'd changed, then went and sundered some more **** and fled back to Middle Earth. Around this point, some **** goes down with the elves living in Aman, and a bunch of them go over to pout in Middle Earth.
So basically there are demi-gods, known as the Valar, which helped create the entire world, "Ea". The God of these gods is known as Ilúvatar. Morgoth was one of these demi-gods who helped create the world, but became a total cunt and sundered the **** out of it a bunch of times. His fortress was in Angbang which (was) in Northern Middle Earth. When the elves "awoke" in Middle Earth, Morgoth knew about it before the other Valar (because at this point Morgoth had fled to Middle Earth to escape Aman, the "undying lands" to the West across the Sundering Seas from Middle Earth). He lured and captured many of these elves, and tortured and twisted them into the orcs. He also created the Balrogs and other dark creatures. Sauron was one of his captains, and betrayed the elves and deceived men for his own gain. Sauron is a Maiar, basically a demi-demi-god (handmaiden to the demi-gods...?) along with Gandalf, Sauruman, etc. After capturing and imprisoning Morgoth once for an Age, hey basically *********** them into believing he'd changed, then went and sundered some more **** and fled back to Middle Earth. Around this point, some **** goes down with the elves living in Aman, and a bunch of them go over to pout in Middle Earth.
#76 to #74 - EventHorizon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Morgoth teams up with Ungoliant, an evil massive spider which is the ancestor of Shelob. They swagger into Aman, destroy a couple of trees which give light to the entire world (bear with me), and then probably fondle each other a bit before going their separate ways. After that point, and due to some no-nos that the Elves committed, the Valar were basically like "**** this ****, it's the elve's problem". So the entire first two Ages of the world were wars between the elves and men and Morgoth. Eventually he gets the **** knocked out of him and is imprisoned in some sort of celestial limbo for eternity. At some point in all of this, when Sauron is still trusted by the Valar, he forges the rings and his own Ring of Power. Sauron flees, finds a hole in the ground (aka Mordor), and presumably masturbates with his own tears until he's defeated in the battle scene at the beginning of LotR: FotR.
#52 - karvarausku
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(09/18/2013) [-]
So how old does that make gandalf exactly?
#51 - reican
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(09/18/2013) [-]
If i am not mistaken, there are 6 lands like Mordor, only bigger, with the same lords as Sauron, only more powerful, but none of them helped Sauron of three reasons.
1) they considered him unworthy
2) they could take Mordor for themselves when he dies
3) They are dark lords, they don't help anyone but themselves.

Which means Morgoth was only one of 7 dark lords, but Sauron was the only one that sought to take Middle-earth. the others didn't bother and should they try, it would be an easy match for them since they didn't use rings that could destroy them in the end. Because it was a weakness.
#80 to #51 - EventHorizon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
No, Morgoth was one of the Valar of which there are a limited and clearly identified number. Sauron was a Maiar, of which there a large and unidentified number of. There may be other dark lords like Sauron, but none of them are involved in the history of Ea.
#123 to #80 - reican
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(09/18/2013) [-]
well there is a book about the dark lords but that was a complete different story than the LotR and the Hobbit.
#30 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Clerks on lord of the rings Please don't kill me...
#29 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
yep. frodo was in his 50's
#18 - freespeech
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Wasn't Morgorth mentioned a few times in Nightfall in Middle-Earth?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightfall_in_Middle-Earth
#47 to #18 - studsper
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Yes he is. He and Sauron has the initial conversation. A few songs are from his perspective (Into the storm, "the scream", A dark passage), and he is mentioned a few times as well.
in the book, The Silmarillion, which Nightfall is based on, Morgoth is a main character i think. (quite sure, but I havn't read the book)
#13 - electro
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(09/18/2013) [-]
i thought no one knew legolas's real age at the time? it was just estimated to be around 2000-3000 years old? Also I believe JRR Tolkien said nothing about Sam being the hero? It was something many readers decided for themselves?

i could be wrong..
#4 - gdikodiak
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(09/17/2013) [-]
In the past sauron was a good guy living in the numenor's island.
Than he said:
>"who cares lets just became the villain. i see no way i could possibly fail, even tho my master morgoth, who's stronger than me, got tossed outside existence with his arms cut off fron illuvatar himself."
#15 to #4 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE
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(09/18/2013) [-]
He was never a good guy, he sided with Morgoth even before the first age and only allowed the men of Numenor to take his as prisoner to corrupt them to his master's cause, leading to their destruction.
#26 to #15 - gdikodiak
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(09/18/2013) [-]
dude that was a joke -.-
#58 to #26 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I realized that it was a joke, I take my Tolkien mythos seriously, one time I smacked a guy with a book.