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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #41 - dickss
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Filthy casuals not reading the trilogy. Get on that **** asap!
#37 - Antwnhs
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User avatar #11 - whoneedsthumbs
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In Lord Of The Rings, Frodo had just turned 50...
#2 - skinjacker
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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
User avatar #148 - rheago
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Galgawine his comp was a bit better but nice effort!
User avatar #146 - daboomee
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Can anyone tell me a bit about Morgoth? What is he? Where did he come from?
#143 - viralkamina
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i 'm not a lotw expert but i thing orks were not corrupted elves, they are a own race.
but i think the uruks are actually corrupted humen and elves, or am i wrong with this one? O.o
please dont hate i just try to exchange knownledge ;)
#137 - creosote
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Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasions, and turned it down both times.  I don't think I'm alone in thinking he would have been a total badass as Aragorn
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasions, and turned it down both times. I don't think I'm alone in thinking he would have been a total badass as Aragorn
#118 - pearfield
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During the war of the ring Frodo was actually around 50, not 33. Before you rage and call me a fag, I'm talking about the books, not the movies.
During the war of the ring Frodo was actually around 50, not 33. Before you rage and call me a fag, I'm talking about the books, not the movies.
User avatar #144 to #118 - demonicchimera
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Even in the movies he is around 50 during the war, they just don't show it very well.
#117 - samsonschmanson
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aah yes, the Silmarillion.
(the beginning of middle earth)

what a treat to read this, but oh so HARD. I remember reading some pages 4 times before i understood what was said
User avatar #110 - snakefire
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I read halfway through this content before I asked myself why I was reading it..

I've never even read these books...
User avatar #96 - fuzzlefeenix
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I went to Hobbiton this summer, and it wasn't left for a year for the Lord of the Rings films, as it was all made of polystyrene and plywood and destroyed directly after filming so no-one would see Hobbiton before the films, it was, however, built again permanently and left for a year before the filming of the Hobbit, and the dirt pathin the grass that Bilbo runs down was deliberately formed by tourist groups visiting the set by the instruction of Peter Jackson, so the path looked natural rather than manufactured.
#74 - EventHorizon
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So basically there are demi-gods, known as the Valar,  which helped create the entire world, "Ea". The God of these gods is known as Ilúvatar. Morgoth was one of these demi-gods who helped create the world, but became a total cunt and sundered the **** out of it a bunch of times. His fortress was in Angbang which (was) in Northern Middle Earth. When the elves "awoke" in Middle Earth, Morgoth knew about it before the other Valar (because at this point Morgoth had fled to Middle Earth to escape Aman, the "undying lands" to the West across the Sundering Seas from Middle Earth). He lured and captured many of these elves, and tortured and twisted them into the orcs. He also created the Balrogs and other dark creatures.  Sauron was one of his captains, and betrayed the elves and deceived men for his own gain. Sauron is a Maiar, basically a demi-demi-god (handmaiden to the demi-gods...?) along with Gandalf, Sauruman, etc. After capturing and imprisoning Morgoth once for an Age, hey basically *********** them into believing he'd changed, then went and sundered some more **** and fled back to Middle Earth. Around this point, some **** goes down with the elves living in Aman, and a bunch of them go over to pout in Middle Earth.
So basically there are demi-gods, known as the Valar, which helped create the entire world, "Ea". The God of these gods is known as Ilúvatar. Morgoth was one of these demi-gods who helped create the world, but became a total cunt and sundered the **** out of it a bunch of times. His fortress was in Angbang which (was) in Northern Middle Earth. When the elves "awoke" in Middle Earth, Morgoth knew about it before the other Valar (because at this point Morgoth had fled to Middle Earth to escape Aman, the "undying lands" to the West across the Sundering Seas from Middle Earth). He lured and captured many of these elves, and tortured and twisted them into the orcs. He also created the Balrogs and other dark creatures. Sauron was one of his captains, and betrayed the elves and deceived men for his own gain. Sauron is a Maiar, basically a demi-demi-god (handmaiden to the demi-gods...?) along with Gandalf, Sauruman, etc. After capturing and imprisoning Morgoth once for an Age, hey basically *********** them into believing he'd changed, then went and sundered some more **** and fled back to Middle Earth. Around this point, some **** goes down with the elves living in Aman, and a bunch of them go over to pout in Middle Earth.
User avatar #76 to #74 - EventHorizon
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Morgoth teams up with Ungoliant, an evil massive spider which is the ancestor of Shelob. They swagger into Aman, destroy a couple of trees which give light to the entire world (bear with me), and then probably fondle each other a bit before going their separate ways. After that point, and due to some no-nos that the Elves committed, the Valar were basically like "**** this ****, it's the elve's problem". So the entire first two Ages of the world were wars between the elves and men and Morgoth. Eventually he gets the **** knocked out of him and is imprisoned in some sort of celestial limbo for eternity. At some point in all of this, when Sauron is still trusted by the Valar, he forges the rings and his own Ring of Power. Sauron flees, finds a hole in the ground (aka Mordor), and presumably masturbates with his own tears until he's defeated in the battle scene at the beginning of LotR: FotR.
User avatar #64 - wmpedo
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I really want someone to make a game, or a movie about the age when Morgoth was still the boss. I really want someone to make a movie that includes ungoliant
User avatar #59 - tiltaz
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Viggo Mortensen breaks his toe in LOTR
User avatar #52 - karvarausku
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So how old does that make gandalf exactly?
#13 - electro
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i thought no one knew legolas's real age at the time? it was just estimated to be around 2000-3000 years old? Also I believe JRR Tolkien said nothing about Sam being the hero? It was something many readers decided for themselves?

i could be wrong..
User avatar #12 - goodatlosing
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That lightbulb knows the grief of minecraft.
#7 - anon id: ae434bfc
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I could have sworn Frodo was in his 40s or 50s
User avatar #4 - gdikodiak
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In the past sauron was a good guy living in the numenor's island.
Than he said:
>"who cares lets just became the villain. i see no way i could possibly fail, even tho my master morgoth, who's stronger than me, got tossed outside existence with his arms cut off fron illuvatar himself."
User avatar #15 to #4 - Awesomenessniss
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He was never a good guy, he sided with Morgoth even before the first age and only allowed the men of Numenor to take his as prisoner to corrupt them to his master's cause, leading to their destruction.
User avatar #26 to #15 - gdikodiak
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dude that was a joke -.-
User avatar #58 to #26 - Awesomenessniss
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I realized that it was a joke, I take my Tolkien mythos seriously, one time I smacked a guy with a book.