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#115 - prominant
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I've recently watched the whole films again, and to say that Frodo doesn't give Sam any credit is a bit of a lie really..
#105 - neilpatrickharriss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Wellllll, actually, the orcs were created in likeness of elves, to spite the elves. They were never actually elves
#107 to #105 - ipostfunny
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Urukai were elves first, I believe
#108 to #107 - neilpatrickharriss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
There is a contradiction between LOTR and the silmarillion. In the silmarillion it says that elves were tortured and corrupted elves to become orc. But in LOTR treebeard says that orcs were attempts of Morgoth to copy the elves
#111 to #108 - ipostfunny
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(09/18/2013) [-]
uruk hai* I mean
#109 to #108 - ipostfunny
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(09/18/2013) [-]
No, I'm saying the Urukai not the Orcs
#112 to #109 - neilpatrickharriss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
No, they were created in the third age, and possibly cross bread with men. Though it was never directly stated that they were
#113 to #112 - ipostfunny
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Just looked it up and it says Tree Beard believes they were orcs cross-bred with men
so you were right
#114 to #113 - neilpatrickharriss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Treebeard always knows best
#128 to #105 - anonymoose
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(09/18/2013) [-]
On that note, Trolls were made in the likeness of the ents (who weren't really "treepeople" in the books, from what I remember) although they never came close to matching the strength of the ents.
#61 - redstonealchemist
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(09/18/2013) [-]
but on the tops trumps cards frodo was 52
#68 to #61 - Hyoukin
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That's how old he was in the books.
#129 to #61 - anonymoose
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(09/18/2013) [-]
He gets the ring at 33 and leaves the Shire at 50. Then time progresses a few years on their journey.
#41 - dickss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Filthy casuals not reading the trilogy. Get on that **** asap!
#137 - creosote
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasions, and turned it down both times.  I don't think I'm alone in thinking he would have been a total badass as Aragorn
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn on two occasions, and turned it down both times. I don't think I'm alone in thinking he would have been a total badass as Aragorn
#136 - enemyoftrn
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(09/18/2013) [-]
That last fact; not only Sam did all that, but he also pretended to be a mighty Elven warrior, in order to scare off the Orcs that has taken Frodo to that tower, after Shelob the Spider stings him. He only use shadows, words and cunning, and half the remaining orcs fled that tower/castle.
#135 - flareypwn
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(09/18/2013) [-]
What happened to other guy?
#134 - sinkoran
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(09/18/2013) [-]
broke his toe kicking helmet    
   
oh god my sides
broke his toe kicking helmet

oh god my sides
#126 - anonymoose
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(09/18/2013) [-]
John Rhys-Davies also plays the tallest good guy, Treebeard.
#96 - fuzzlefeenix
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I went to Hobbiton this summer, and it wasn't left for a year for the Lord of the Rings films, as it was all made of polystyrene and plywood and destroyed directly after filming so no-one would see Hobbiton before the films, it was, however, built again permanently and left for a year before the filming of the Hobbit, and the dirt pathin the grass that Bilbo runs down was deliberately formed by tourist groups visiting the set by the instruction of Peter Jackson, so the path looked natural rather than manufactured.
#94 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
damn those memes ******* suck
#91 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Samwise Gamgee is based off of 'Batmen' used in the British armies in 1914. They were personal assistants assigned to commanding officers.
#89 - neocortex
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(09/18/2013) [-]
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Samwise the Brave.
#52 - karvarausku
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(09/18/2013) [-]
So how old does that make gandalf exactly?
#51 - reican
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(09/18/2013) [-]
If i am not mistaken, there are 6 lands like Mordor, only bigger, with the same lords as Sauron, only more powerful, but none of them helped Sauron of three reasons.
1) they considered him unworthy
2) they could take Mordor for themselves when he dies
3) They are dark lords, they don't help anyone but themselves.

Which means Morgoth was only one of 7 dark lords, but Sauron was the only one that sought to take Middle-earth. the others didn't bother and should they try, it would be an easy match for them since they didn't use rings that could destroy them in the end. Because it was a weakness.
#80 to #51 - EventHorizon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
No, Morgoth was one of the Valar of which there are a limited and clearly identified number. Sauron was a Maiar, of which there a large and unidentified number of. There may be other dark lords like Sauron, but none of them are involved in the history of Ea.
#123 to #80 - reican
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(09/18/2013) [-]
well there is a book about the dark lords but that was a complete different story than the LotR and the Hobbit.
#43 - pfccross
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(09/18/2013) [-]
frodo acknowledges sam quite clearly when he says "Frodo wouldnt have made it far without sam" and sam tells him to stop joking and he says he wasn't. come on... I know people remembered because that was one of the biggest feelz moments in the movie.... Samwise the Brave.
frodo acknowledges sam quite clearly when he says "Frodo wouldnt have made it far without sam" and sam tells him to stop joking and he says he wasn't. come on... I know people remembered because that was one of the biggest feelz moments in the movie.... Samwise the Brave.
#40 - bamsebjornen
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(09/18/2013) [-]
but tolkien never explained how the orcs were bred, like, did they **** each other? or did they do it like in the movies where they are pulled out of mudpools?
#44 to #40 - datgermanguy
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Only the Uruk-Hai get pulled out of the mud, normal Orcs breed just like all the other races - by *******.
#45 to #44 - bamsebjornen
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(09/18/2013) [-]
**** what? there is no mention of female orcs? do they rape elves and human women? gross
#46 to #45 - datgermanguy
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(09/18/2013) [-]
There are female orcs. I think in the Silmarillion there is a sentence where it is said that they reproduce like the normal races.
#48 to #46 - bamsebjornen
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(09/18/2013) [-]
i wikied it, i suppose yer right.
they bred in the manner of the children of iluvatar
#49 to #48 - datgermanguy
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Of course I'm right, I'm german.
#60 to #49 - ancano
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(09/18/2013) [-]
yea, you're Reich. but it's only because you are German.
#30 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Clerks on lord of the rings Please don't kill me...
#4 - gdikodiak
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(09/17/2013) [-]
In the past sauron was a good guy living in the numenor's island.
Than he said:
>"who cares lets just became the villain. i see no way i could possibly fail, even tho my master morgoth, who's stronger than me, got tossed outside existence with his arms cut off fron illuvatar himself."
#15 to #4 - Awesomenessniss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
He was never a good guy, he sided with Morgoth even before the first age and only allowed the men of Numenor to take his as prisoner to corrupt them to his master's cause, leading to their destruction.
#26 to #15 - gdikodiak
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(09/18/2013) [-]
dude that was a joke -.-
#58 to #26 - Awesomenessniss
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I realized that it was a joke, I take my Tolkien mythos seriously, one time I smacked a guy with a book.