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#116 - davajz
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Oh lightbulb
Oh lightbulb
#134 to #116 - sonicthefast
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(09/18/2013) [-]
"By Mother shat: I hue."

The lightbulb is messed up.
#102 - xtwinblade
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(09/18/2013) [-]
You didnt get friendzoned. You just got rejected by a girl... for a long time.
#34 - yodennis
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(09/18/2013) [-]
No-one's gonna date the guy jizzing on donuts
#9 - charonodaemon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
It's a jelly...
#186 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Maybe if he called her a woman instead of a 'female'...

I feel like it's just me, but it's a huge turnoff to me when I'm called a 'female' instead of girl/chick/woman. Female what? Female dog, female ape, female squirrel? It seems a bit disrespectful to me, I'm not sure why.
#177 - golemnardah
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(09/18/2013) [-]
She was OBVIOUSLY a lesbian.. taking the doughnut that said girl...
#174 - thegazz
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#161 - tankerdude
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(09/18/2013) [-]
tried to get my brother to wear a fedora for his junior and senior, he refused to do it
#122 - haemishripper
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Stupid girl, could have eaten all those free doughnuts instead.
#121 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Why would someone try to ask a girl out with donuts in the first place? This would only work to hook up fat bitches. If you're a girl/homosexual on the other hand, I think this would work well on a dude.
#132 to #121 - thedumbledore
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Because regular sized women can't like donuts?

I'd think it was pretty funny if someone asked me out like this.
#138 to #132 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/18/2013) [-]
One doughnut yes, but if she likes six doughnuts at once she obviously doesn't care much about her weight, thus has a bigger chance of being overweight. Nothing wrong with that but most men don't like fat women.
#146 to #138 - thedumbledore
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(09/18/2013) [-]
You can't fit that all on one doughnut, though. And who says you have to eat them all at once?
I just thought it was a pretty ****** thing for someone to say.
#160 to #121 - guiguito
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(09/18/2013) [-]
everyone like donuts.
it's like a cake, but you don't need to cut it to eat it.
#115 - thewizsam
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(09/18/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#96 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I believe the fedora may be the problem
#101 to #96 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
He's joking about that. Making fun of himself because fedoras are a stereotype for friendzoned guys.
#89 - finblob
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Why not just eat all of the donuts?
#74 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Dude, no matter how sweet the way you asked her out may have been, it still doesn't entitle you to her. Granted, the nicer you ask her out, the worse she will feel about rejecting you, but it doesn't entitle you to date her none the less. Why do people bitch when they go out of their way to be nice to someone and then get pissed when they don't get something in return? If you're doing it and expecting something back, then you're really not being genuinely nice, now are you?
#51 - Nihatclodra
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(09/18/2013) [-]
Who else read "She took the doughnut that said 'girl'" part, and instantly thought "It's a Trap"?
#46 - sexualtyranosaurus
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(09/18/2013) [-]
You shouldn't ask a girl "will you be my girlfriend?" Ask her out on a date instead.
#45 - schinderwolf
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(09/18/2013) [-]
I can't tell if the "tips fedora" part is being ironic.

I really hope so.
#24 - SlowpokeForever
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#20 - anon
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(09/18/2013) [-]
The friend-zone is a ******* myth. you where ******* rejected you cunt. you can't put friendship into a girl and expect blow-jobs to come out. you where ******* rejected and consider yourself lucky that the girl considered you as a friend. who ******* cares if you get rejected move on and try again with another girl. man the **** up. people get rejected fact of ******* life.