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#129 - alkerstay (09/19/2013) [-]
>Lucid Dreams
>Opens eyes
>Begins to hallucinate
>Sees the old woman from Incidous walking towards me
>NOPE.jpg
>Tries to close eyes
>Can't move now
>She is staring me in the eyes
>Black out
>Wake up shaking
>MFW
User avatar #123 - whynotzoidberglol (09/16/2013) [-]
I have sleep paralysis a lot, but I never see any figures. It's still ******* scary, but you just have to calm your nerves and you'll be good. i once had sleep paralysis for 10 seconds and it felt like an eternity. I want to lucid dream, but I can't do it. For those of you who can, you are damn good.
User avatar #118 - YippieKiYay (09/16/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience but I wasn't paralysed - I was just half asleep/half awake (maybe hypnagogia?). Anyway, I was lying in my bed and there was this woman sitting on the end of my bed and she was telling me that 'it' was coming for me, but I didn't know what it was. She told me it was coming for me soon and I didn't know what to do - I was scared so I kind of just wanted to pull the covers over my head and ignore her, but I figured if there was something coming for me, I'd at least want to see it and have warning. So I turned on the light and was looking at everything in my room, and I knew there wasn't literally a woman on my bed, but I was sure there was. And I asked her what was coming for me and she said a little girl (like in The Ring) was coming to get me (and kill me). But then I rationalised with myself and told myself that could never happen - those things don't exist - so I forced myself to tun off my light and go back to sleep. That kind of thing kept happening to me for a little while (kind of hallucinating), but never as vivid as that one.
User avatar #109 - crazyhindu (09/15/2013) [-]
Alright listen up kiddies, when you achieve halucinatory sleep paralysis, you will hear **** REMAIN STILL keep your eyes close do not attempt to move trust me this is just a stepping stone after a few minutes it will pass and you will be asleep and be lucid You can use this as a stepping stone to learning how to lucid dream much more easily.
User avatar #94 - GEARBOY (09/15/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that in order to stop the dream paralysis - all ya gotta do is hold your breath
User avatar #89 - ultimatebadass (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This happened to me a few weeks ago and holy **** , it is literally the scariest thing ever. My eyes were wide open but I couldn't move a muscle no matter how hard I was trying, there was a man standing right beside my bed just staring at me, for what felt like hours. If you can help it don't do this it is honestly terrifying
User avatar #80 - theguywhoaskswhy (09/15/2013) [-]
Thank you... For convincing me that I absolutely must try this.
#78 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I had one of them dreams once, pretty ****** up.
I had some nightmare about a flooding of my vacation homes (Which I was at, at the time) area and woke up. When I looked around in a sweaty panic after the dream, I saw my dad sitting on his bed (Little house, barly room for more then two beds and a table)
just staring at the floor, not blinking. I say "Dad?" and he looked at me, still eyes wide-open. "Dad?" one more time, and he stood up from the bed, startede slowly walking towards me, at which point I startede to scream and yell "Dad, what the **** are you doing?", **** , I thought he was gonna kill me. Then, suddenly, I see from the corner of my eye, my dad jumping out of bed (Cus of the yelling) and just as he does, the "dad" figure disaperes right in front of me. Damn, that **** was freaky.
#61 - xaril (09/15/2013) [-]
I once had a scary ass nightmare. I was sleeping over at my friend's place when I woke up hearing a weird voice, sounding like cymbals crashing together. All it said was: "Toilet." I got really ******* scared and asked it: "Are you Voldemort?" to which it replied "Yes". This scared the crap out of me because, you know, Voldemort is in my friend's house, so I puked on his floor because I was so scared and then couldn't sleep for the rest of the night.
#56 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
CanI just say I get real lucid dreams as in in control and aware it's very fun especially for a pubescant boy growing up
User avatar #50 - bitchplzzz (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Better than ****** LSD, its all natural and doesnt cost a thing
User avatar #39 - fierceark (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But I do this, and I can control them (mostly)

I absolutely love lucid dreaming, it lets me play out things that dont exist in reality as if they are. (I've done a lot of **** since ive been doing this actively for a few years now)

Im not saying your wrong, because your are right, there are very bad nightmares when uoi cant control it, I've had quite a few.

I'm just saying that if you learn to control them, it's a really amazing experience
#38 - nsfwanon (09/15/2013) [-]
A few times I've been able to close my eyes and after a while I go into a place that looks real, colours and everything. I know I'm asleep, but it feels as if I'm in control for those few seconds before I drift off completely. Pretty cool **** .
User avatar #34 - froggets (09/15/2013) [-]
I had a lucid dream recently, quite funny actually, I had a dream where I hung out with some friends and his one girl from school showed up, and she had big tits, in reality she has probably an A-cup.
It was so unreal to me that I knew I was dreaming at that moment
User avatar #30 - daragon (09/15/2013) [-]
Sometinhg like this happend to me when i was like 6 or 7 years old, and i still feel like someone/something is going to kill me if i leave my neck un-covered
#28 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
I usually get this when I nap in the middle of the day. I'll wake in a half dream like state, not be able to move and feel something sitting on my bed, or coming into my room, etc. One time I thought I was at a wedding; I could hear clapping clear as day. Another time I could hear a song that was stuck in my head, literally hear it, when if I was awake I couldn't even recite the lyrics. The brain is crazy.
User avatar #16 - undereightyeight (09/15/2013) [-]
I fell asleep on our tour bus going through Europe and had something similar happen to me. I was half dreaming that I was scuba diving in Alaska and that I became paralyzed on the way down so my head fell to my chest (which it probably did when the bus moved or something). I was still kind of aware that I was dreaming, so I tried to remain calm....but I couldn't breathe. I eventually came out of paralysis....freakiest thing...
#15 - khepri (09/15/2013) [-]
I remember when I tried to lucid dream. OH BOY. I was in a grassy meadow, and was completely aware of EVERYTHING, like, I felt like I knew and saw all. And then I tried to move, oh boy. It's hard to describe what I felt, but imagine feeling like you are moving at every speed imaginable, while not moving at all, seeing everything but nothing, and then, what was worse, I was face down on the couch, so it felt like I was suffocating. Lucid dreams are hell.
#12 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
ima still try this ****
User avatar #11 - ChocolateWaffles (09/15/2013) [-]
You can stop it by holding your breath, have fun!
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