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#129 - alkerstay (09/19/2013) [-]
>Lucid Dreams
>Opens eyes
>Begins to hallucinate
>Sees the old woman from Incidous walking towards me
>Tries to close eyes
>Can't move now
>She is staring me in the eyes
>Black out
>Wake up shaking
User avatar #128 - dinorawrgx (09/19/2013) [-]
I've experienced sleep paralysis twice, I can only vaguely remember now since it happened two years ago and I tried really hard to forget about it.
The first time I experienced it I was taking a nap, and I woke up but couldn't move. But I knew something was watching me, just staring at me from the corner of my eye.
The second time was at night and I woke up because I took the covers off of me and wanted them back. I again, could not move. I tried to get my arms to move my legs, I tried to scream, and nothing. This time I didn't open my eyes. I knew something was in there with me and I didn't want to see it; I was afraid of what it would lead
#127 - BerryLicious ONLINE (09/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If anyone wants to know how to lucid dream properly, drop me a message or comment.
User avatar #123 - whynotzoidberglol ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I have sleep paralysis a lot, but I never see any figures. It's still ******* scary, but you just have to calm your nerves and you'll be good. i once had sleep paralysis for 10 seconds and it felt like an eternity. I want to lucid dream, but I can't do it. For those of you who can, you are damn good.
User avatar #118 - YippieKiYay (09/16/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience but I wasn't paralysed - I was just half asleep/half awake (maybe hypnagogia?). Anyway, I was lying in my bed and there was this woman sitting on the end of my bed and she was telling me that 'it' was coming for me, but I didn't know what it was. She told me it was coming for me soon and I didn't know what to do - I was scared so I kind of just wanted to pull the covers over my head and ignore her, but I figured if there was something coming for me, I'd at least want to see it and have warning. So I turned on the light and was looking at everything in my room, and I knew there wasn't literally a woman on my bed, but I was sure there was. And I asked her what was coming for me and she said a little girl (like in The Ring) was coming to get me (and kill me). But then I rationalised with myself and told myself that could never happen - those things don't exist - so I forced myself to tun off my light and go back to sleep. That kind of thing kept happening to me for a little while (kind of hallucinating), but never as vivid as that one.
User avatar #94 - GEARBOY (09/15/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that in order to stop the dream paralysis - all ya gotta do is hold your breath
User avatar #93 - BrownBearninetysix (09/15/2013) [-]
I think I've had sleep paralysis before, but I've never hallucinated. I think this only happens if you panic.
User avatar #90 - ACanadian ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
About a month ago I had what I think was sleep paralysis. I couldn't move my arms or legs,, my eyes were closed and I felt something licking my face, except there was no wetness. At the time I thought it was just the puppy I was taking care of, but maybe it was this instead.
User avatar #89 - ultimatebadass (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This happened to me a few weeks ago and holy **** , it is literally the scariest thing ever. My eyes were wide open but I couldn't move a muscle no matter how hard I was trying, there was a man standing right beside my bed just staring at me, for what felt like hours. If you can help it don't do this it is honestly terrifying
#83 - smittywrbmnjnsn (09/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've been trying to WILD (Wake Induce Lucid Dream) for quite a while now...

and I've never actually succeeded. I've gotten to the point where I've heard babies crying (even though I live a mile from anyone else) and glass breaking, but I've never actually been able to make the push into a dream.

Can someone give me advice?

Or does someone want to be friends with me, and try to WILD ever night and share the progress in the morning?
#58 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
I used to think I was special but damn so many people lucid dream
#56 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
CanI just say I get real lucid dreams as in in control and aware it's very fun especially for a pubescant boy growing up
#53 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have tried this. Not on purpose. But for 3-4 nights i had the same dream. Laying in my bed, all is just so real, i didn't knew if i was asleep og awake.. suddenly my doors open and there is an Old women, with a very dark face, can only see the outline, and every night she would come a little closer to me, until the last night where she would sit on my bed and reading stuff from the bible. I wasnt able to move my body og say anything.. I searched the internet about my ****** up dreams, and found out that it was pretty normal.. I read some other stories about people with the same experinces as me, all had this old lady in them. Some times the old lady would just sit by their side, some times she would get hostile trying to beat them or kill them.. oh .. FYI, its a dream everybody will have a least one time in their life. lets just hope the old lady comes by with cookies and milk, and not a slaughter knife..
User avatar #52 - natabre (09/15/2013) [-]
I really want to try it, I've never experienced anything more exciting than someone touching my privates with clothes on for one second. Seriously. ._.

Seriously, though, once I do this, will I be able to go to sleep at will or wait until the paralysis is gone, then...? I'm not sure what we're supposed to do the next, I'm scared of being paralyzed permanently, lol.
User avatar #36 - wedgehead (09/15/2013) [-]
Oh please dont start this ******* again.
User avatar #34 - froggets (09/15/2013) [-]
I had a lucid dream recently, quite funny actually, I had a dream where I hung out with some friends and his one girl from school showed up, and she had big tits, in reality she has probably an A-cup.
It was so unreal to me that I knew I was dreaming at that moment
User avatar #32 - zomitlu ONLINE (09/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I always sleep on my back and this is quite terrifying, i try sleeping on my side but it just feels like all my organs are falling and squashing to one side.

User avatar #30 - daragon (09/15/2013) [-]
Sometinhg like this happend to me when i was like 6 or 7 years old, and i still feel like someone/something is going to kill me if i leave my neck un-covered
User avatar #11 - ChocolateWaffles (09/15/2013) [-]
You can stop it by holding your breath, have fun!
User avatar #4 - ninjahitman (09/14/2013) [-]
Looks like fun.
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