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User avatar #231 - mycatislookingatme (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #230 - mycatislookingatme (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #229 - mycatislookingatme (09/15/2013) [-]
The door opened again, and the cold wind suddenly gusted through the room, rustling the papers on the desk, swirling my hair around my face. The girl who came in merely stepped to the desk, placed a note in the wire basket, and walked out again. But Edward Cullen’s back stiffened, and he turned slowly to glare at me – his face was absurdly handsome – with piercing, hate-filled eyes. For an instant, I felt a thrill of genuine fear, raising the hair on my arms. The look only lasted a second, but it chilled me more than the freezing wind. He turned back to the receptionist.
User avatar #228 - mycatislookingatme (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #220 - extooso ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #219 - imagnetsux (09/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo
#198 - pandie (09/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#199 to #198 - pandie (09/15/2013) [-]
My face is a pervert.
User avatar #181 - markertemp (09/15/2013) [-]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.
#179 - blanketandpillow (09/15/2013) [-]
I expected a Twilight reference at the end.
#171 - amanaman (09/15/2013) [-]
the plot for the second airbender movie

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User avatar #141 - baloothebear (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #136 - bakinboy (09/15/2013) [-]
“You’re wrong.” His voice was almost inaudible. He looked down, stealing my bottle lid and then spinning it on its side between his fingers. I stared at him, wondering why I didn’t feel afraid. He meant what he was saying — that was obvious. But I just felt anxious, on edge… and, more than anything else, fascinated. The same way I always felt when I was near him.
User avatar #126 - deathtoswag (09/15/2013) [-]
EA Games
User avatar #119 - spacehawk (09/15/2013) [-]
The lack of " ****** " surprises me
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