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User avatar #78 - FearItsSelf (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd freeze them and make their nose itch
User avatar #93 to #78 - thatguyontheright (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd paralyze their arms, and make their crotch itch.
#95 to #93 - doghair (09/14/2013) [-]
I would make thier butthole itch like crazy everytime they were near an attractive person
User avatar #96 to #95 - thatguyontheright (09/14/2013) [-]
Not just that, someone the person is attracted

How about horrible gas when they try to talk to the opposite sex. I'm talking the kind that can strip paint.
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#72 - iamphoenix (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd make them think they were Gary Busey every time somebody in Wisconsin brought up football between September and February.
#69 - scg (09/14/2013) [-]
Remember, Dearie, All magic comes at a price.
User avatar #65 - missrainbowdash (09/14/2013) [-]
every time they hear a car alarm milk shoots from their nose for 12 seconds, hearing a different car alarm adds 6 seconds to the duration.
User avatar #59 - redstonealchemist (09/14/2013) [-]
"magic wizard"
as opposed to Mr Flitch.
#3 - razorrain (09/14/2013) [-]
This is pretty similar www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Grog_of_Susbtantial_Whimsy_(3.5e_Equipment)
User avatar #57 to #3 - unknownhero (09/14/2013) [-]
What? There is no text in that page. What is the 'Grog of Substantial Whimsy'?
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User avatar #5 - zarrowsmith ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Haha, I just watched Now You See Me last night, and it's amazing how relevant this content is.
User avatar #23 to #5 - xsnowbanex (09/14/2013) [-]
But it's not relevant. At all...
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