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Had a small DDOS. We're back now after I nulled some IPs.

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#105 - pjet (09/18/2013) [-]
look at the power i posses
#104 - amuzen (09/16/2013) [-]
I would make it so every time they blinked twice in quick succession they would be blinded for about 15 seconds.
User avatar #78 - FearItsSelf ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd freeze them and make their nose itch
User avatar #93 to #78 - thatguyontheright (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd paralyze their arms, and make their crotch itch.
#95 to #93 - doghair (09/14/2013) [-]
I would make thier butthole itch like crazy everytime they were near an attractive person
User avatar #96 to #95 - thatguyontheright (09/14/2013) [-]
Not just that, someone the person is attracted

How about horrible gas when they try to talk to the opposite sex. I'm talking the kind that can strip paint.
User avatar #79 - upyourarsinal (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought it said pinball wizard for a moment
#72 - iamphoenix (09/14/2013) [-]
I'd make them think they were Gary Busey every time somebody in Wisconsin brought up football between September and February.
#69 - scg (09/14/2013) [-]
Remember, Dearie, All magic comes at a price.
User avatar #65 - missrainbowdash (09/14/2013) [-]
every time they hear a car alarm milk shoots from their nose for 12 seconds, hearing a different car alarm adds 6 seconds to the duration.
User avatar #59 - redstonealchemist ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
"magic wizard"
as opposed to Mr Flitch.
User avatar #5 - zarrowsmith (09/14/2013) [-]
Haha, I just watched Now You See Me last night, and it's amazing how relevant this content is.
User avatar #23 to #5 - xsnowbanex ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
But it's not relevant. At all...
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