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#170 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Gotta go fast!
#141 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I miss thumbing things, so can I have some please?
#116 - Wallinger (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**Wallinger rolls 566,517**
#104 - safebot (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
I'd image that would taste horrible.
User avatar #72 - bitchplzzz (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah enjoy a heart attack at the age of 30
User avatar #39 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Idk why people drink red bull, it gives you what 10 minutes of energy in a burst shot?

better off drinking coke, has just as much energy per 100ml only it is released slower.
#9 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm sad because I'm resistant to caffeine... No power in the world can keep me awake when my body wants to sleep.
#132 - bdowns (09/10/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at GTA : IV Cops are well trained! **
#79 - brookegarton (09/10/2013) [-]
#71 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#102 to #71 - shrekdurself (09/10/2013) [-]
For some reason this made me laugh when I read out the squirrel thing in Christopher Walken's voice
User avatar #46 - bboyman (09/10/2013) [-]
why did i laugh so much at this?
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