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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - gwlk
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Instead of water, use Red Bull. Instead of coffee, use coffee and crushed up Aderall.

Learn what colours taste like for the rest of the day.
#68 to #3 - seizure
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***** I'mma try this **** and if it doesn't work or I OD or something I'll be stalking you for the rest of my life
#86 to #3 - anon id: e9438cb0
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Jesus Christ please no one do this.
#88 to #3 - nickbeauchamp
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and walk around looking like this all day
and walk around looking like this all day
#32 to #3 - murpmurp
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Yup, that tasted purple!
#134 to #32 - JuliusC
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LOL
League of Legends
User avatar #54 to #3 - xecoq
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or snort 2 grams of pure caffeine
#59 to #54 - adplum
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#67 to #59 - anon id: fda74f33
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The lethal dose of caffeine is much higher than 2 g.
User avatar #81 to #67 - bjornkrage
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around 15 grams

still, it's hella lot caffeine
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User avatar #168 to #165 - bjornkrage
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probably would.
wikipedia said that the lethal dose were 200 milligrams per kilo, so i just guessed it'd be the total amount in the bloodstream.
User avatar #80 to #3 - kolpster
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>Instead of coffee, use coffee
>lolwut
User avatar #20 to #3 - deescalation
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And then write and publish an essay on the topic
#11 to #3 - egosumproxi
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Comment Picture
User avatar #1 - salai
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I was helping a friend on a film-set for his short-movie and after some 20 hours (we had to do takes all night long) some other guy mixed some booster (cheap red bull) with his coffee, he ran around for 15 minutes telling everyone what to do and then passed out.
User avatar #17 to #1 - insaneguy
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passed out or died?
#18 to #17 - anon id: 55994a87
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I think he said passed out.
#5 - mkoala
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#15 to #5 - anon id: 122d63f5
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yes because it redbull doesn't have any mass.
#95 to #15 - hor
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What are you even trying to say?
#103 to #5 - navestotwo
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GET THE DUBFIBRILLATOR

CLEARRR
#77 - CatholicPriest
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what the pedestrians saw
what the pedestrians saw
User avatar #90 to #77 - calibroflower
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this
User avatar #93 to #90 - horribleperson
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Thanks for clearing it up for me! I was wondering if this was indeed this.
User avatar #146 to #77 - alltimetens
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The person that made this gif had to go through the pain of going frame by frame, carefully removing the bike from the photos.
User avatar #149 to #146 - biggydy
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And he made a masterpiece. I salute that guy, he is an hero.
User avatar #150 to #149 - alltimetens
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I don't know if that "an" was put there intentionally.
User avatar #151 to #150 - biggydy
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It was.
User avatar #152 to #151 - alltimetens
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Figures. There is a meme that was made after some kid committed suicide over his iPod. His family/friend wrote an article with horrible grammar, calling him "an hero"
User avatar #153 to #152 - biggydy
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I know. But still it was kind of risky to write "an hero" since many people wouldn't understand and will make fun of me and/or thumb me down.
User avatar #154 to #153 - alltimetens
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I understand. The meme is kind of old, and there are a **** ton of newfags.
#12 - vigorion
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User avatar #6 - scoobi
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Pour redbull into coffee

Lick wall

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."
#121 to #6 - wafflekings
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#26 to #6 - batgirlfucker
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Roald Dahl, a short while before his death that snozberries was a slang term used in his youth, that meant penis
User avatar #8 to #6 - lawerancearm
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and in the straight-jacket scream "We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams!"
#4 - pedocommando
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GOTTA GO FAST.
#23 - sdeco
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#55 - aTastyCooky
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God damnit!
#64 to #55 - chargrilledawesome
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#65 to #55 - chargrilledawesome
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Someone who actually likes SWTOR    
Mfw it's my second favourite MMORPG
Someone who actually likes SWTOR
Mfw it's my second favourite MMORPG
User avatar #73 to #65 - sargentcucumber
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First one is?
User avatar #75 to #73 - chargrilledawesome
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Star Trek Online
User avatar #28 - Dember
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I've had a sleep disorder since I was about six or younger in which sleeping "too often" (such as nightly) is difficult for me - I only get tired every two or three days on average, and can stay up for four with little to no loss of mental function.
Hit my record when I was in my early teen years: five and a half, nearly six days; but I was a living zombie by that point and crashed for a full twenty-four hours. Can't imagine that was very healthy.

Ironically, I've always seemed to be unusually caffeine-resistant. ... Even I shudder to think what would happen if I tried red bull and coffee, though. Maybe mix an energy drink with espresso or something? I don't want to find out.

In regards to sleeping schedule, the only side-effects I've found thus far are chronic dark circles under my eyes, however.
Who knows, maybe my father was just a panda with a bad case of insomnia.
#38 to #28 - anon id: 17f62dd2
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Whoa there I didn't ask for your life story.
#43 to #38 - Dember
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That's why I didn't ask you to read it. =D
User avatar #58 to #28 - asongulol
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you just need to fap more often.
User avatar #97 to #58 - Dember
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I tested this theory long ago... Hand gets tired and wears out long before I do. :<
#29 to #28 - dedaluminus
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Do you look anything like this?
#34 to #29 - Dember
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No, more like this, but with better skin.





And also lips.
#35 to #34 - dedaluminus
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What a waste. You were an awkward sitting position, a pathological love of sweets, and a weird way of holding a cell-phone away from being a rich, incredible detective.

Now your career options have boiled down to Keith Richards' stunt double.
User avatar #69 - thewhimsicalfox
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Funny junk is all about timing... Uploaded this yesterday.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4781527/Redbull/


Not bitching though, just remarking. Glad the funny content got shared somehow Thumbed up.
User avatar #142 to #69 - homebray
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try around 4pm pacific standard time
User avatar #13 - Brezi
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Hammy stops time scene with changed music red bull + squirrel = slow motion
#100 to #13 - navestotwo
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Over the Hedge was a good movie
Over the Hedge was a good movie
User avatar #82 - kennnny **User deleted account**
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His heartbeat now sounds like dubstep.
#89 to #82 - zzjames
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HFW
HFW
#83 to #82 - tarantallegra
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I'm imagining him going to the doctors.   
The doctor uses that thing I can't remember what's called, to listen to his heartbeat   
and it's all   
&quot;DROP THE BASS. BOOOW WUB WUB WUB WUB&quot;   
And the doctor just picture
I'm imagining him going to the doctors.
The doctor uses that thing I can't remember what's called, to listen to his heartbeat
and it's all
"DROP THE BASS. BOOOW WUB WUB WUB WUB"
And the doctor just picture
#84 to #83 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account**
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Stethoscope. The word you're looking for is stethoscope.
User avatar #85 to #84 - tarantallegra
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Ah, thank you.
#24 - lolchris
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Those two tried that at home
#98 to #24 - JMF
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Double Glazed.
#30 to #24 - burnitup
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WELL? WE'RE WAITING. HOW WAS IT???
#31 to #30 - lolchris
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#33 to #31 - burnitup
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More power to ya breh.
#159 - riarden
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Oh god i can finally use this
Oh god i can finally use this
#144 - dishesaredone
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I made coffee with coffee for double the caffeine
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User avatar #45 - lawander **User deleted account**
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redbull instead of water

3legit
#7 - stepsword
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well hopefully you didn't go back and get your car, you'd be later for work than if you kept walking

1/2 there + 1/2 back + car trip > 1/2 there + 1/2 there
User avatar #22 to #7 - rectophobia
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If he pours red bull into the car it becomes a time machine





Your move
#25 to #7 - exxcezz
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I require a car for my work. As I travel around to clients.
#70 to #7 - seizure
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wat
User avatar #27 to #7 - pebar
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what about getting back home after work?
User avatar #14 to #7 - Katzie
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Mathematical genius right here
#166 to #14 - stepsword
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Ok, so say you go halfway there. Then you walk back. That's the same distance as walking all the way there. The only difference between the two trips is that one has the time it takes to drive to work and one doesn't. So you would be later. Does that help?
I guess I failed to put it in a simple expression but I didn't feel like typing too much. Still, if you had thought about the first line of my post it made sense.
User avatar #167 to #166 - Katzie
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Sorry, the idea was that it was obvious to anyone with half a brain, not that it was difficult to understand.
#2 - dameush
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i tried making coffee with redbull it tasted disgusting and I ended up puking...but I saw sounds!