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#472 - zekeon
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(03/13/2014) [-]
>get rich
>hire chauffeur
>make him drive whatever I want for me
#429 - senseofpurpose
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(09/10/2013) [-]
> be me
> be genius & good looking lad
> use my wits to turn the prius into the best sport car in the world
??
infinite profit
#437 to #429 - cheatmasterjunk
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(09/10/2013) [-]
>Use my 10/10 charm to convince Ferrari to make a car called the Prius
#377 - osamathemamalama
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I think that if you have all boss stats, you would make the Prius cool. Just my simple opinion (that will probably get smashed in typical funnyjunk fashion).
#374 - chuckbillrow
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have no issue with driving a Prius but if I artificially enhance who I am I cease to exist and am replaced by a slightly more attractive person who is just as charismatic as me and frankly I find that unappealing
#371 - lordvimless
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(09/10/2013) [-]
the one with the b52 engine
#368 - megustatrololol
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(09/10/2013) [-]
instant stat boost.. get prius.. modify looks and performance..
#340 - laziness
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Does a prius come in manual?
#318 - Lintutu
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(09/10/2013) [-]
mfw i prefer taking my bike and public transit
mfw i prefer taking my bike and public transit
#289 - andovaredoras
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What's a Prius?
What's a Prius?
#307 to #289 - andovaredoras
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(09/10/2013) [-]
red thumbs for not knowing a car. i dont even drive one.
#350 to #307 - nazrix
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#316 to #307 - Leopard
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You can't google that word? Your on the internet, and you can't google it.

Thumb down for not knowing what google is.
#294 to #289 - nazrix
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(09/10/2013) [-]
toyota prius is a hybrid electric car ( that doesn't run on gas). for more details, consult family guy, Brian the dog drives one and is constantly mocked
#295 to #294 - biddo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
tis a hybrid, meaning it runs on both electricity and gas.
#296 to #295 - nazrix
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i stand corrected.
#346 to #296 - biddo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
no one man knows everything my son




#351 to #346 - nazrix
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(09/10/2013) [-]
indeed, father.
#253 - dildobarbarian
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**** yeah i would, who cares what car i drive, i'll be intelligent as **** and follow a science career path and become something useful to humanity hopefully making the next big discovery.
#244 - timmity
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(09/10/2013) [-]
priuses are awesome and look sleek and cool, 10/10, would press. also, i wouldent have to worry about changing gears.
#235 - vicecomx
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I can hire a driver if I'm rich and that driver can drive any car I desire?
#166 - joshlol
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What's the point in being successful if I can't drive a Lamborghini?
#191 to #166 - angelusprimus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yep, at night while you are lying on your 8 person bed, in a bedroom bigger then most people's houses, in a house bigger then most city's stadiums, while getting a blowjob from four supermodels, drinking a glass of 400$ a bottle scotch and watching tv on your private IMAX screen you would be sighing and going "Whats the point if I can't drive an overpriced italian car..."
#205 to #191 - joshlol
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I am just kidding, but I do love the artistic merit behind italian supercars. I would be very happy if I even had enough money to own my own house with no mortgage
#221 to #205 - angelusprimus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
tell me about it, if I'm lucky I'll pay off mine by the time I'm sixty...
#159 - sirbutterballs
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(09/10/2013) [-]
>press button
>Customize prius so it doesn't look like a ******* paperweight
>?????
>profit
#122 - coolioplasm
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't drive. I ride.
#114 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Done. Prius has beautiful gas millage and it never specified color.
#111 - CrackPipeWillie
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(09/10/2013) [-]
>Get Prius   
>Pimp it the **** out, and put on body kits to make it look like a civic  Civic Master Race Reporting    
>???   
>Profit
>Get Prius
>Pimp it the **** out, and put on body kits to make it look like a civic Civic Master Race Reporting
>???
>Profit
#105 - independantnight
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(09/10/2013) [-]
But can I modify the car?
#93 - greenwithenvy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"must drive a prius" doesn't say you can't customize that thing to be a turbo prius ;)
"must drive a prius" doesn't say you can't customize that thing to be a turbo prius ;)
#76 - latinotornado
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I would just use my money to buy really "tricked out" priuses whenever I want a new car. Each with a different color of paint, some with awesome designs and kick ass stereo systems. In b4 "hurr it's still a prius das ghey" yea, okay, i'll remember that when i'm buried in pune.