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#70 - nonumbershere
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It says you can only drive a prius, what about having a chauffeur drive around a nice limosuine.
I can't spell to save my life...
#106 to #70 - jpthecursed
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Don't worry, pressing the button should fix that.
Don't worry, pressing the button should fix that.
#472 - zekeon
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(03/13/2014) [-]
>get rich
>hire chauffeur
>make him drive whatever I want for me
#438 - biomere
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Push it for sure. I can **** hot women in the back of a prius.
#371 - lordvimless
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(09/10/2013) [-]
the one with the b52 engine
#365 - vincetacular
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(09/10/2013) [-]
The newest Prius isn't even that bad. I like my current car (MG ZR) but it could be way worse than a Prius like this horrendous creation.
#340 - laziness
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Does a prius come in manual?
#329 - parrotmagician
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That is not a car, that is a lunchbox.
#253 - dildobarbarian
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**** yeah i would, who cares what car i drive, i'll be intelligent as **** and follow a science career path and become something useful to humanity hopefully making the next big discovery.
#244 - timmity
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(09/10/2013) [-]
priuses are awesome and look sleek and cool, 10/10, would press. also, i wouldent have to worry about changing gears.
#242 - sorryminesbigger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i own a prius, it gets 50 miles to the gallon, i am confident in my man hood. sure, ill drive it for the rest of my life. **** it
#235 - vicecomx ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I can hire a driver if I'm rich and that driver can drive any car I desire?
#216 - sparkyfetchest
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(09/10/2013) [-]
funnyjunk stop this ****!!!
#166 - joshlol
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What's the point in being successful if I can't drive a Lamborghini?
#191 to #166 - angelusprimus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yep, at night while you are lying on your 8 person bed, in a bedroom bigger then most people's houses, in a house bigger then most city's stadiums, while getting a blowjob from four supermodels, drinking a glass of 400$ a bottle scotch and watching tv on your private IMAX screen you would be sighing and going "Whats the point if I can't drive an overpriced italian car..."
#205 to #191 - joshlol
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I am just kidding, but I do love the artistic merit behind italian supercars. I would be very happy if I even had enough money to own my own house with no mortgage
#221 to #205 - angelusprimus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
tell me about it, if I'm lucky I'll pay off mine by the time I'm sixty...
#122 - coolioplasm
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't drive. I ride.
#116 - asheskirata
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I could always get a body kit and mod said prius to be badass as ****, so hell yes.
#114 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Done. Prius has beautiful gas millage and it never specified color.
#112 - guruxz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Im honestly not seeing a downside with this one.
#76 - latinotornado
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I would just use my money to buy really "tricked out" priuses whenever I want a new car. Each with a different color of paint, some with awesome designs and kick ass stereo systems. In b4 "hurr it's still a prius das ghey" yea, okay, i'll remember that when i'm buried in pune.
#73 - alternatemusicyeah
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Guess who's getting a bus pass and not driving anywhere?
#26 - evilwheatleycore
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Then it will be a very heavily modified Prius, so it looks and runs exactly like a modified VW Bus

You can't say this is against the standing rules