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#27 - mrswagly (09/10/2013) [-]
Now don't get me wrong I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Halo 1-3, but the halo series died once 343 got a hold of it. Halo 4 is a terrible thing that has has happened to the Halo series mainly because of one thing, Buy able armor and skins that increase your abilities. That is something you would never see Bungie doing -ever- with Halo. They care about their games, not some BUY2WIN whore money. 343 did these things right when they got the title too, so what else do you think they're gonna do for Halo 5? Online Passes?! That would make me furious. They would just be raping the dead body of Halo. I'm not going to go on about the fact that they made Master Chief wear a god damn cloak when he's wearing MJOLNIR armor (which makes no 						*******					 sense) or how now Master Chief speaks way too often now, but I will say this you shouldn't buy games that are now terrible just because they were great in the past./end rant Now I've probably stirred up the Funnyjunk Halo fan boys. pic related.
Now don't get me wrong I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Halo 1-3, but the halo series died once 343 got a hold of it. Halo 4 is a terrible thing that has has happened to the Halo series mainly because of one thing, Buy able armor and skins that increase your abilities. That is something you would never see Bungie doing -ever- with Halo. They care about their games, not some BUY2WIN whore money. 343 did these things right when they got the title too, so what else do you think they're gonna do for Halo 5? Online Passes?! That would make me furious. They would just be raping the dead body of Halo. I'm not going to go on about the fact that they made Master Chief wear a god damn cloak when he's wearing MJOLNIR armor (which makes no ******* sense) or how now Master Chief speaks way too often now, but I will say this you shouldn't buy games that are now terrible just because they were great in the past./end rant Now I've probably stirred up the Funnyjunk Halo fan boys. pic related.
#72 to #27 - senorfrog (09/10/2013) [-]
My biggest thing with Halo 4 (other than it being easier than the others) was the music, they went with a more hindu feel, I guess, with it and it just didn't feel right. The ones before were like viking/christian singing, almost skyrimish, which really put you in the game and held you, but this was hindu/middle eastern sounding so it didn't feel right. You fly Valkyries and you are a Spartan, should stick with the viking music
User avatar #132 to #72 - asheskirata (09/11/2013) [-]
It was slightly more operatic, but I see what you're talking about. It had no Christian influences though.
User avatar #52 to #27 - priestoftheoldones (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, Halo 4, Master chief does talk a lot now that I look back to halo 1. And, Halo 4 multi player just feels like Call of duty with a halo re skin.
#42 to #27 - thewisedane (09/10/2013) [-]
Your delivery has arrived.
Your delivery has arrived.
User avatar #34 to #27 - asheskirata (09/10/2013) [-]
By the way, I hate Halo 4 too, just for real reasons.
User avatar #33 to #27 - asheskirata (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh and the cloak over his armor was, if you didn't notice the crack in his visor(signifying damage, possibly catastrophic enough to breach the suit) to keep the sand from getting into his suit and tearing at his flesh.
User avatar #44 to #33 - amegaara (09/10/2013) [-]
sand tearing his flesh? i go to the dessert periodically and wear short clothes never had that problem bro...
User avatar #58 to #44 - tomtomat (09/10/2013) [-]
Then you've never experinced bad weather. There's a reason nomads wear robes in the desert.
User avatar #108 to #44 - asheskirata (09/10/2013) [-]
You've never expected sand storms or anything like that then. Didn't you see that the wind was picking up and settling periodically in the trailer? Btw, that wasn't the Halo 5 trailer, that was the Halo on Xbox One trailer.
User avatar #32 to #27 - asheskirata (09/10/2013) [-]
Since when does the armor increase abilities? Buyable? You unlock it through ranking up. Bungie did the buyable armor system in Reach. 343 hasn't put anything in their game that you have to pay to add besides DLC, just like Bungie. Please don't ever speak again.
User avatar #130 to #32 - mrswagly (09/10/2013) [-]
The new "Champion's Bundle" is a bunch of skins that you can't earn through ranking up, you have to buy them. I apologize, but I had heard that the people who bought and wore the skins got special abilities from it in slayer, but the armor mods were actually released free of charge. No, by the way I'm not gonna stop speaking because some stupid asshole said so on the internet.
User avatar #133 to #130 - asheskirata (09/11/2013) [-]
And didn't you read what I said? I said they haven't put anything that you have to add except DLC. If you're so hard off that you get pissy over a 10 dollar DLC for armor, skins and 2 fresh maps, then I suggest you stop playing games, because that's what most DLC consists of.
User avatar #135 to #133 - mrswagly (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna hand video game developers money by buying their stupid dlc's that barely add anything to the game like skins and 1 map( I'm not ******* counting pitfall because it's just a remade version of the pit). I will buy their DLC if it comes with worth while content. By the way I was never one of the people who complained that they wanted to buy their skins and upgrades (nobody). Also why the **** would I stop playing games all because the video game developers put DLC's out that I'm not gonna buy because they're just whoring for money. I will take my money elsewhere however if their content continually becomes worse and worse. Not every company put's out stupid DLC like you think.
User avatar #136 to #135 - asheskirata (09/11/2013) [-]
Cool, you don't like it then don't buy it. Don't bitch about it. It makes you look like a self-entitled cunt.
User avatar #131 to #130 - asheskirata (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh? So you weren't one of the people who complained about Bungie never releasing new armor with the DLC? 343 did something that the fans have been screaming for since Halo 3 came out with Armor Customization there. Dumbass.
#31 to #27 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
My people have a saying:
You can't argue about/with opinions.

well you ''CAN'' but it makes you look retarded.
#94 - snakefire (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm probably getting a job at a pet store because I actually know some **** about fish.

I don't think they were so keen to hire someone without a license until they realize I have a lot of experience.
#121 to #94 - turretbuddy (09/10/2013) [-]
****					 YOU PEACOCK 						****					 YOU 						****					 YOU 						****					 YOU   
   
   
YOHOHO   
BOMBS AWAY   
YOHOHO   
GARBAGE DAY   
   
RINSE AND REPEAT
**** YOU PEACOCK **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU


YOHOHO
BOMBS AWAY
YOHOHO
GARBAGE DAY

RINSE AND REPEAT
#137 to #121 - snakefire (09/11/2013) [-]
Something tells me you play as ms.fortune, because you just lost your head.
User avatar #142 to #137 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
NO BUT EVERY GAME HAS A ZONING CHARACTER AND IN THIS ONE SHE'S EZMODE I MEAN HER MAIN SPAM IS HEAVY PUNCH, NO COMBO NO POSSIBLE MISTAKE.
#143 to #142 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
If you think maining a peacock is easy you're ******* wrong.
User avatar #144 to #143 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
YOHOHO
BOMBS AWAY
YOHOHO
GARBAGE DAY

RINSE AND REPEAT GG RE IF U WAN
#145 to #144 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
All those moves are easily blocked. to be a good peacock you gotta sneak up on a 						*****					 with teleport, board, pie, jump to chainsaw, teleport again, bombs away, yohoho, garbage day, argus agony, teleport again, its in the bag, goes down smoothe.
All those moves are easily blocked. to be a good peacock you gotta sneak up on a ***** with teleport, board, pie, jump to chainsaw, teleport again, bombs away, yohoho, garbage day, argus agony, teleport again, its in the bag, goes down smoothe.
User avatar #146 to #145 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
KEEP SPAM NEVER STOP THEY WONT BE ABLE TO MOVE

TELEPORT AND THE BIG DUMB KNIFE IS USED IF THEY SACRIFICE BLOCK TO GET TO YOU
#147 to #146 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
If you can't get away from a spammy peacock you must suck.
User avatar #148 to #147 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
>get to peedick somehow surviving the spam
>big dumb knife from 99 miles away
>also bombs falling
>can only block one

Peacock ezmode confirmed
#149 to #148 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Okay so do this.

Go to single player
Go to hard mode and hit arcade
Fight as long as you can as peacock without dying
If you can make it 5 matches, then I will take back everything I said about peacock taking skill to use.
User avatar #150 to #149 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
Doing now
User avatar #151 to #150 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Record this **** . Show the difficulty in the video.
User avatar #154 to #151 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
REACH FOR THE SKY HITS THROUGH BLOCKS TOO
User avatar #155 to #154 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
No it doesnt.
User avatar #156 to #155 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
Does damage through is what I meant to say

AND one of THE BEST GODDAMN SPECIAL COSTS ONE GODDAMN LEVEL
User avatar #157 to #156 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
All moves do damage through blocks.
User avatar #159 to #157 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
add pls
User avatar #161 to #159 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
doctorsnakefire is me.
User avatar #168 to #161 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
I've gtg u r 2slow4me
User avatar #158 to #157 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
PROJECTILES SHOULD NEVER HIT THROUGH BLOCKS
User avatar #160 to #158 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
You still get hurt through bulletproof armor.
User avatar #169 to #160 - turretbuddy (09/13/2013) [-]
That isn't true

*comment 164
User avatar #167 to #160 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
I added you
User avatar #165 to #160 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
***** wut u dont understan

spam characters projectiles be plentiful man

one shot of a 3 spam with the distance of one bullet between another 3 shouldnt do as much damage as it does
User avatar #166 to #165 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
If the receiver is blocking.

Where's the invite?
User avatar #163 to #160 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
realism=/=gaemz
User avatar #164 to #163 - snakefire (09/12/2013) [-]
Okay, still, ALL moves damage from block.
User avatar #162 to #160 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
gotta be kiddin *****
User avatar #153 to #151 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
I lost a round to a single double but 1v1s are two rounds for a win
User avatar #152 to #151 - turretbuddy (09/12/2013) [-]
Got to marie then quit, it's pointless to fight her.


Add me on gabennetwork and check my screenshots: Bill Nye the Technician
User avatar #100 - skavenwarlord (09/10/2013) [-]
I remember a few years ago when everyone here hated Halo
#106 to #100 - biddo (09/10/2013) [-]
yeah and call of duty.




wait...
User avatar #40 - deescalation ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I'd thumb this, but it's at 333 and I can't break trips
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User avatar #102 to #89 - Leopard (09/10/2013) [-]
I've never played a game. Is something wrong with me?
User avatar #99 to #89 - holycrapimacupcake (09/10/2013) [-]
Not really, it isn't for everyone.
User avatar #92 to #89 - unlithe ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
yes. somethings wrong with you. i dont get why the internet hates halo. ok so maybe the first one was kinda monotonous, but i love the series as a whole.
User avatar #91 to #89 - mechaemperor (09/10/2013) [-]
Most people I met didn't enjoy the games because of preset prejudice, after sitting and playing a while, they actually got into it. Not saying they became fans, but at least they had a good time.
#83 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #77 - hankmccoy (09/10/2013) [-]
but really though, how relevant is knowing puffer fish. aside from this comment I don't think it's been useful past the 3rd grade
User avatar #63 - cazabrow ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Great...now whenever I don't know something I'm going to automatically say "I haven't the faintest."
User avatar #41 - kyrozor (09/10/2013) [-]
People defending 343 seem to forget that the butchered infection and numerous other custom games.
User avatar #30 - ausamo (09/10/2013) [-]
just wondering why the content is saved as a gif (o.O)
User avatar #7 - haeckal (09/10/2013) [-]
This one strikes frighteningly close to home...
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