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#4 - potatophucker
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Useful?
#112 to #4 - jackassalope
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Oddly relevant to FJ, where people seem to think that little red icons are going to punish me for having a certain opinion.
#65 to #4 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Horribly cut.
#133 to #65 - phisko
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I agree. Take this one, very proud of my pro-grade cropping skillz.
#6 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sure I could find something.
Oh I'm sure I could find something.
#8 to #6 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I am not a gurl.
#10 to #9 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
***** I gotta penis.
#13 to #11 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
orly
orly
#14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
have even posted pics of it.
#15 to #14 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
now I must see it
now I must see it
#16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well how old are you??
#17 to #16 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I am 22 good sir. Born in 91
#18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
and now a better question do you really wanna see the cock of some random fag from the internet??
#19 to #18 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I hang out on gay on furry.

so
#21 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know where to post them to not get banned
#20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well sir that is pretty homosexual of you.
#23 to #20 - dieselthedragon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
on /gay/ of course!
#25 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you just want me to post my dick for the whole world to see.....
#33 to #25 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
we meet again sparkyoneonetwo
#56 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I never met a dog that didn't like me.
#52 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't
#53 to #52 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Excellent, my mission was successful.
Excellent, my mission was successful.
#54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
so you still got a dog?? I"m sorry.... but I had to do that
so you still got a dog?? I"m sorry.... but I had to do that
#55 to #54 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
A different one. This one doesn't like strangers.
#48 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I never remember poeple who have a black profile
#49 to #48 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I never remember people who have a black daddy
I never remember people who have a black daddy
#50 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea wha tyou are talking about
#51 to #50 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
sure you don't
#43 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
that sure don't help. I see that pic like a billion times a day.
#45 to #43 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it, I am like the FJ ninja. Nobody has any ******* clue who I am, not matter what I do.
#46 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
"The owner of this profile only allows friends to view it." that is the reaons why
#47 to #46 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I did that way back when I was on Items board and somebody gave me roughly 8 gajillion red thumbs for calling him an idiot.
#39 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
are you sure we've met??


I think I'd remember that story....
#40 to #39 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I will see if I can find it.
#41 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
that sounds like a lot of work you don't have to do that.
#42 to #41 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It was probably posted with this
#34 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I guess we have met before??

I'll rape him awake or not
#36 to #34 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I am the guy whose dog got molested by a furry.
I am the guy whose dog got molested by a furry.
#37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't remember that
#38 to #37 - ironsoul
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Long story short, I dislike furries because I caught one doing something unspeakable to my dog. Intellectually I know that not all furries are like that, but it still hurts in my heart.
#74 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
huntergriff


why do people find it necessary to say they just read this?? I don't get that....
#72 to #37 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Okay....I just read this...entire thing from top to bottom...
#75 to #37 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
...Morbid curiosity?
#158 to #36 - RegardsFromDeath
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You shouldn't hate on a group of people because one deranged ********* raped your dog.   
   
That's like hating all black people because this one time a black guy raped your friend's wife.    
   
 < - - - Also, this is how I abort the babies.
You shouldn't hate on a group of people because one deranged ********* raped your dog.

That's like hating all black people because this one time a black guy raped your friend's wife.

< - - - Also, this is how I abort the babies.
#218 to #158 - ironsoul
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(09/12/2013) [-]
Like I said below, logically I know that not all furries are like that, but now that it has happened I have a gut dislike for them. Before that I didn't really give a **** one way or the other.
#83 to #34 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
@ huntergriff again...

it just confuses me people do it all over the place I say anything and people tell me they read it. I guess that nice to know everyone can read but I dont' get why they must tell me they read what I said....
#66 to #34 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you sir, disappoint me.
#92 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I am a straight guy that acts like a gay fox.
#94 to #92 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
... That's confusing.
... That's confusing.
#89 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
oh that make much more sense
#91 to #89 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
correction I am autosexual
#90 to #89 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
yeah, sorry. either way personally I am asexual with pansexual belief.
#86 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I googled ulterior (I've never heard that word before) and google gave me a defintion that must not have been wha tyou ment.
#88 to #86 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I meant alternate. stupid autocorrect.
#84 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
so you are saying I'm probably a cigarette i just don't know it ??
#85 to #84 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
... no. I said you live differently than me. How did you get that?
#80 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know it's a common thing. people talk about homosexuality around me then say I'm a fag.
#82 to #80 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
... why, you just live an ulterior lifestyle.
#78 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
are you saying you think I'm a fag??
#79 to #78 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
no, why would think of you as a cigarette?
#71 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't know what you find funny. I don't understand what i didn't say.....
#76 to #71 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have known many homosexuals, all of them made jokes about themselves. I find it hilarious.
#69 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you are trying to say to me.....
#70 to #69 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It's just funny to me, and you didn't do it, so I'm sad.
#67 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I disappoint everyone eventually whats your point??
#81 to #67 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i...read that first comment wrong...and...i have no ******* clue.
#77 to #67 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
@ huntergriff again... moving up so I don't have to do that again...


whats morbid about it?? if you read it cuz your curious why do you tell everyone you read it?? people do it all the time read something than just post some thing like "i just read that" I don't understand that at all...
#68 to #67 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
&quot;you should have said a while ago &quot; don't be so hard on me, That's what [insert male love interest here] for. Also, I have heard no gay jokes.
"you should have said a while ago " don't be so hard on me, That's what [insert male love interest here] for. Also, I have heard no gay jokes.
#107 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you are welcome again.
#104 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you are wlecome.
#105 to #104 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well thank you for that... interesting conversation.
#102 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i was just trying to make a joke... in reality I'm just a cock loving homo
#103 to #102 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well I was just confused, so thank you for clearing that up.
well I was just confused, so thank you for clearing that up.
#98 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What did you mean by that??
#100 to #98 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
it's like acting black. you're not different, but you seem strange.
#95 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
how so ??
#96 to #95 - sabcy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well for starters, it isn't anything approaching normal to "act" gay.
#22 to #18 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
room for one more?
#24 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I love how one day the whole world hates me for being gay the next they all whant my cock....
#186 to #24 - bandal
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I don't like the fact that they want to see your Mr. Jones  over your face at least... Or your name.   
btw where are you posting dem pics? :l
I don't like the fact that they want to see your Mr. Jones over your face at least... Or your name.
btw where are you posting dem pics? :l
#196 to #186 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
what??? I have no idea what you are meaing by that?
#198 to #196 - bandal
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I made it hard to understand bcoz I dont' like to use bad words on the internet... Rephrasing, is funny how he wants to see your cock above your face or even know your name.
#199 to #198 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I guess you've not met many internet fags. Faces and names mean nothing its all about the cock.
#206 to #199 - bandal
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(09/10/2013) [-]
nope I do not... The only thing I seek is love
#210 to #206 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have that issue.
#31 to #24 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I thought you were hated because you tried to get your dog to **** you, then jerked him off when he wouldn't.
#32 to #31 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
no that is only one reason people hate me most don't even know about that.
#60 to #32 - wardd
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I knew i should've stopped reading this conversation at "I am 22"
#61 to #60 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
if you start why not finish??
#138 to #61 - pooflinger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Is that what you said to your dog?
#140 to #138 - quoterox
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#147 to #138 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
pretty much.
#121 to #32 - miscarriage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
wowowoowowowowoowowowowowowowoowowoowowow
#148 to #121 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
that's a hell of a lot of wow.
#59 to #31 - ianistheman
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#62 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
why you post sad face??
#26 to #24 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
baby you need to get out more.
#27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I get out a lot.
#58 - psydoc
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#167 to #58 - jiltist
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Must not be in the engineering department.
#127 to #58 - irishpunker
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I actually thought the punchline was going to be something like that.
#12 - sillyb
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This had a somewhat happy ending.  I thought he was going to ask to **** on her chest or something.  What the **** is wrong with me.
This had a somewhat happy ending. I thought he was going to ask to **** on her chest or something. What the **** is wrong with me.
#128 to #12 - jboienggh
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Kinda Related
#87 to #12 - benjamino
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Cleveland Steamer
#57 to #12 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(09/10/2013) [-]
much honest   
very distort   
wow
much honest
very distort
wow
#73 to #57 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
please ******* stop with this stupid cancerous ****.
#110 to #73 - screaming
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Cheeky cunt
#118 to #73 - MojoVince ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 - jalthelas
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'd still hit it.
#44 to #35 - agentmoleman
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#1 - teranin
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#64 - orangerage
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#162 to #64 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#180 to #64 - Chunksalot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
*sigh*




...zip....
#115 - iamkagji
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This college is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. Their minds are gutters and the gutters are filled with booze and when the booze finally dries up all the consequences will become apparent. The accumulated uselessness of their sex and parties will foam up around their waists and all the slackers and no-shows will come to my office and shout "Blow jobs for A's!"

And I'll look up and whisper "No..."
#159 to #115 - bongconnery
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Comment Picture
#161 to #159 - iamkagji
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Exactly
#185 to #115 - tehpwnz
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i was really hoping you would incorporate the abattoir full of retarded children in there somewhere. still, well done
#211 to #185 - iamkagji
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I went with a part that was more well-known, don't want to scare people by exposing their ignorance
#5 - AreyouSerious
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(09/10/2013) [-]
...At least they have a happy marriage.
#7 to #5 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it happy.
#63 - pappathethird
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And then they ... didn't ****?
And then they ... didn't ****?
#93 - desacabose ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm glad you put that big completely unsuspicious white space at the bottom so we know it's your OC comic and definitely was never watermarked
#119 to #93 - whatamidoingwithme
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It is actually not watermarked. That's how SMBC comics ar for some reason, i think it is to create some space between the comic itself and the navigation bar.
#152 to #119 - muken
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah you should have known from the smbc attribution he left in the description.

Oh wait.
#134 - peas
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I was expecting
- How about anal?
- Sure
#136 to #134 - holeymoley
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(09/10/2013) [-]
done.
#190 to #136 - peas
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Nice lol
#137 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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#129 - snaresinger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Credit to SMBC, dickhead.
#189 to #129 - mummyslittlebitch
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(09/10/2013) [-]
such threat

wow
#123 - quietbrony
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(09/10/2013) [-]
JOIN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS NOW EU WEST SERVER TODAY!!!
AND REMEMBER KIDS, LucasLeximiple REFERRED YOU!!!!
#143 to #123 - DemonMatt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Remember I joined on my own free will. Gotcha.
#130 to #123 - weinerdick
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(09/10/2013) [-]
no
#132 to #123 - harrywarden
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That game sucks.
#29 - daftiduck
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I read his lines in Bane's voice for some reason
#116 to #29 - iamkagji
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I read it in Rorschach's. Infinitely better.
#3 - theezachulator
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#141 to #3 - existacne
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Dat thumbnail.
No, I understood what it is, but I kinda wanted to see not a ****** quality picture, ya know.
#215 to #141 - theezachulator
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(09/10/2013) [-]
a little better one for ya
#216 to #215 - existacne
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Thanks. Yeah, I watched a few of these movies a while ago.
#217 to #216 - theezachulator
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(09/10/2013) [-]
some of my favorite quotes are from original " do not cry tis a waste of good misery"
#214 to #141 - theezachulator
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(09/10/2013) [-]
its the cenobites from hellraiser movies who are extreme sadomasochists. people in the movies seek out out the puzzle box on the promise that it would open a portal to a realm of new carnal pleasures and they appear. and sorry ab ****** pic quality it was more ab the message then the pic
#203 - jellodiva
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(09/10/2013) [-]
why is a student being seductive to that old guy?
#204 to #203 - humpingslump
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(09/10/2013) [-]
she's a whore and she wants a better grade
#205 to #203 - tenaciousjon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
She wants his animal crackers.

*****, da fuk u tink?
#146 - slowshade
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(09/10/2013) [-]
>hfw when he does it anyway
#142 - whitennerdy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
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#157 to #142 - megatrondecepticon
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its a great speech though.
#144 to #142 - whycanticaps
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You are 141 comments too late, I'm sorry
#145 to #142 - paintballgun
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A for effort
#30 - trollzorr
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