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#1 - thesovereigngrave
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(09/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, GlaDos isn't the most mentally stable AI.
To be fair, GlaDos isn't the most mentally stable AI.
#140 to #1 - kolpster
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(09/10/2013) [-]
GLaDOS, you uncultured ****
#81 to #1 - dickthebutt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And its a joke, its supposed to be like that. OP is a faggot
#118 to #1 - timmity
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(09/10/2013) [-]
she is programmed to test endlessly, and when you are forced to try to kill your daughter , you`d go a little crazy too wouldent you?
#153 to #118 - meinneger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i would like to see your evidence or at least theory that chell is caroline's daughter
#154 to #153 - timmity
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(09/10/2013) [-]
c ara mia adio, she says "my dear baby" and "my child"
#157 to #154 - meinneger
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(09/10/2013) [-]
just googled it, you're right, ****
#159 to #157 - timmity
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i know, i hope there`ll be more moher daughter bonding in portal 3
#73 to #1 - kikisu
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And she says those things mainly after you "kill" her.
#55 to #1 - tmgrskat
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(09/10/2013) [-]
GLaDOS*
#27 to #1 - equestriaman
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(09/10/2013) [-]
she isn't an AI shes a ghost in the machine
#77 to #27 - xzayviaaeyeres
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(09/10/2013) [-]
maybe even a ghost in a shell?   
   
 I'm not even sorry
maybe even a ghost in a shell?

I'm not even sorry
#105 to #77 - spikedude
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(09/10/2013) [-]
This is what Glados is.
#82 to #77 - equestriaman
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(09/10/2013) [-]
bitches love cybernetics
bitches love cybernetics
#2 to #1 - aliapheese
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(09/09/2013) [-]
How dare you...
How dare you...
#53 - Ulmer
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Glados calls you nasty names because she's a hypocritical psycho A.I.   
   
This is also the hypocritical psycho A.I. that first feared birds, then hated them, then decided to enslave them.
Glados calls you nasty names because she's a hypocritical psycho A.I.

This is also the hypocritical psycho A.I. that first feared birds, then hated them, then decided to enslave them.
#84 to #53 - bemmo ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
#102 - grimmwaters
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(09/10/2013) [-]
>Search an eyeball   
   
   
>Find a plasma rifle, hand grenades and a full set of Tesla armor
>Search an eyeball


>Find a plasma rifle, hand grenades and a full set of Tesla armor
#165 to #102 - crazyitalian
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#108 to #102 - senorfrog
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Ice Ice Baby
#26 - darthblam ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Video game logic?
And you use GLaDOS being a bitch and intentionally ******* with you as an example?
Do you even Portal?

Also the last picture with the huragok is kind of stupid.. I mean the species are very smart.. it knows how to operate a lighter it's never seen before in a split second glance.. it wouldn't make a mistake like setting itself on fire...
Do you even Halo?

But a better question is, do you even logic?
#114 - hydromatic
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#103 - rhol
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#132 to #103 - whenyoudieyoudie
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#106 to #103 - spikedude
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#4 - awesomechardey
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(09/09/2013) [-]
what the **** is the last thing from?
#35 to #4 - IamSofaKingdom
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(09/10/2013) [-]
They actually show up in Halo 4. I am a little depressed you didn't figure it out from the name Sgt Johnson though, he is my favorite halo character.
#87 to #35 - thereasonableperso
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Where do they appear in 4?
#52 to #35 - vinylshark
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I never saw one of these in Halo 4.
And from the location in the screenshot it looks more like Halo 2 or ODST.
#45 to #35 - awesomechardey
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i don't play halo
#142 to #45 - kolpster
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No ******* **** you don't.
#145 to #4 - wtfduud
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Boku no Spartan.
#5 to #4 - burpateer
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(09/09/2013) [-]
"Engineers" or Huragok from HaloDST, known for being a biological supercomputers they're treated like slaves, forced to help the covenant and are very fragile
but i don't wanna know where bungie got idea for the shape of it
#169 to #5 - lmaopwnt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Probably from Halo Wars.
#30 to #5 - EpicWin
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(09/10/2013) [-]
In the books that were described as having many sacs of different gases they use to float/move around and tenticals to fix/build like anything they see
#125 - theshadowed
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(09/10/2013) [-]
#161 to #125 - arrowinurbutt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
There is a small rant under here.   
 Holy **** I hated the entire ME3 for the only reason that renegade Shep was a whinny bitch puss! They got really lazy making the 3rd game.
There is a small rant under here.
Holy **** I hated the entire ME3 for the only reason that renegade Shep was a whinny bitch puss! They got really lazy making the 3rd game.
#137 - jarofdirt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Be close to death in combat, eats hundreds of cabbages in less than a second to regain health
#110 - gryphemthegryphon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
GLaDOS is mean to Chell because Chell killed her and made GLaDOS watch her own death for 500,000 years (it's allegedly that long)
#29 - brokenhalf
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(09/10/2013) [-]
that first one. please explain. i didnt think he was a zombie in that game
#171 to #29 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i love that walking butt
#31 to #29 - racalos
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(09/10/2013) [-]
At the end of undead nightmare he becomes a zombie hunting zombie because he keeps his human mind and soul from holywater you get during the apocolypse
#33 to #31 - brokenhalf
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(09/10/2013) [-]
now i must go buy this game.
#34 to #33 - racalos
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Bundle pack is 30 bucks. I'd definately play the original too because UN fits into a period during it. But as far as zombies alone it's got one of the best stories and gameplay. and online was beast. I hope it's how R* is doing GTA V.
#36 to #34 - brokenhalf
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(09/10/2013) [-]
by bundle pack, are you referring to steam?
#37 to #36 - racalos
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(09/10/2013) [-]
No. I'm a console user. Xbox to be specific. I just know that for the Game of the Year edition or something like that you get RDR UDN and all the online dlc. I forget my terms aren't always the accepted usage. Though steam probably has a deal on it. The game is pretty old.
#38 to #37 - brokenhalf
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(09/10/2013) [-]
ah, if its a console deal thats good. my computer would explode if i tried to play RDR or any other game really
#41 to #38 - racalos
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I think xbox live might have it on demand too. I just didn't want to lead with information that may be invalid.
#40 to #38 - racalos
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Walmart should have it in their "games we still bank money off of but are no longer commercialized" aisle. It'll have a read dead redemption character on the left half of the box and a zombie on the other. but you can in fact just buy the zombie game separately and still play the online too. In my opinion the zombie game loses a little of its power if you don't go through the story to get your son and wife back out of "certain circumstances." Be careful online though. 4th of July they had a 3x xp thing and everybody is fuggin lvl 50 or prestige. Also online is a hit or miss. One night you'll die every three seconds from a full free roam of dicks and hate your life. The next you'll be all by yourself missing people shooting and hating your life.
#42 to #40 - brokenhalf
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(09/10/2013) [-]
that was the best description of an online game i have ever heard... ever... but thank you for the info kind stranger. take a few thumbs
#78 to #36 - funnyjunkianonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Heh. That's a good one. Red Dead on Steam. Yeah. A real good one. What? I'm not crying. I just have something in my eye. *Sniffle*
Heh. That's a good one. Red Dead on Steam. Yeah. A real good one. What? I'm not crying. I just have something in my eye. *Sniffle*
#32 to #31 - racalos
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(09/10/2013) [-]
So many spelling errors. going to sleep.
#117 - aTastyCooky
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Says getting reinforcements would take too long
Get from one side of The country to the other in 30 seconds
-DA
#75 - guanyu
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Let's you dance on the table and set it on fire.
Calls the guards when you pickup a single strawberry.
-The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
#143 to #75 - kolpster
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Or just generally: The Elder Scrolls.
#115 - slashendrix
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I could run from Paris to Germany without stoping, too. That is because I don't know what stoping is.
#113 - teFlyingNinja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Gotta dig the logic in games
#120 to #113 - steammadewalrus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY
#104 - hsawryt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
without stoping?
#79 - funnyjunkianonetwo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Far Cry 3.
Gets mauled by Tiger, jumps in water to save self.
Pulls shark tooth out of hand.
Just as good as any medicine.
#8 - include
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Silt throat, Revive with defib- Battlefield logic   
Sniper shot to chest hit markers, Knife in toe Instant kill- Call of Duty   
Shaved head, Leaves barber shop with afro- GTA
Silt throat, Revive with defib- Battlefield logic
Sniper shot to chest hit markers, Knife in toe Instant kill- Call of Duty
Shaved head, Leaves barber shop with afro- GTA
#109 - donaldducksdick
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(09/10/2013) [-]
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#54 - hagaaaaay
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Well Paris was in Germany that time^^