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User avatar #311 - semierectnipple (09/10/2013) [-]
I HAVE THAT PHONE It makes me feel special
User avatar #306 - henryfordthegod (09/10/2013) [-]
Haha

yeah that's funny
#304 - tefuck (09/10/2013) [-]
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#279 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #286 to #279 - graydiggy (09/10/2013) [-]
STOP ******* SPAMMING!!!
User avatar #245 - TheLastNinja (09/10/2013) [-]
I literally just got home from a Tbone car wreck on my side, being hit by about 40mph. I'm lucky to be in as good as a shape as I'm in and this post describes exactly what was going through my head the whole time. Leaving my family behind, my friends and loved ones. I'm just glad I can come home to a site full of people who can make me laugh and feel better in general... I'm just glad to be alive, and I am glad y'all are here... Sorry if it's irrelevant...
#238 - huchkizz (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #237 - thatsimple (09/10/2013) [-]
cried when the little bro came up
#210 - analpancakes (09/10/2013) [-]
Must...not...cry...
#206 - illutvar (09/10/2013) [-]
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#202 - yourmomisanicelady (09/10/2013) [-]
All my life, I've thought of suicide...... When you live with a autistic little brother that couldn't understand his name by age 6 or when you live with a drugged out on heroin sister that would be so high sometimes she couldn't even recognize she was staring at her own ******* brother...... When you live a life filled with things out of your control, filled with stuff that you can't seem to fight back the thought of it will always be there....... When life is impossible to bear...... I guess we just bear it with others.... and even if you have no one at your side you will always have yourself and thats the only person you need
#152 - thecrazedtortes (09/10/2013) [-]
just reading this.... made me 						*******					 cry, because this basically made me relive/remember going to one of my best friends funeral and seeing his torn family blaming themselves for my friend taking a gun to his head....   
   
						****					 this... 						****					 everything i should not of read this at 3:30 in the god damn morning...
just reading this.... made me ******* cry, because this basically made me relive/remember going to one of my best friends funeral and seeing his torn family blaming themselves for my friend taking a gun to his head....

**** this... **** everything i should not of read this at 3:30 in the god damn morning...
#145 - cmndrfatty (09/10/2013) [-]
why. just why OP. Right in the feels.
#144 - godkingkoot (09/10/2013) [-]
after feeling that, im sad
after feeling that, im sad
#138 - krypticwizdom (09/10/2013) [-]
Wow. Just wow. Currently counting down the days until i am going to kill myself, but this, this put me in the eyes of my family. It made me cry. Thank you, i don't think i can ever kill myself now. I owe you my life.
#133 - thasid (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm on here to escape my demons, to distract myself. I'm here for the Funny, but this was some powerful stuff.
User avatar #107 - xboxonerules (09/10/2013) [-]
I know this feel too well. At least the narrator had people to relate to and talk You never realize how lonely you are until you're standing alone next to your friend's casket.
User avatar #83 - loonquawl (09/10/2013) [-]
You hurt me in the feels tonight...
#79 - maniackillza (09/10/2013) [-]
****** asshole op. I teared up.
#15 - brandonc (09/09/2013) [-]
its amazing how something can have such an emotional reign on you. it always cuts so deep. so many feely feels
#5 - talkingbrickbrick (09/09/2013) [-]
This was actually pretty touching.
This was actually pretty touching.
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