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#313 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
lol fat american died. what a bloody faggot

god save the queen
User avatar #311 - semierectnipple (09/10/2013) [-]
I HAVE THAT PHONE It makes me feel special
User avatar #309 - subaqueousreach (09/10/2013) [-]
Okay so that droned on for way too long, to the point where the message was lost and it just became someone trying to be extra artsy. Shame on whoever made this.
User avatar #307 - yojo (09/10/2013) [-]
Committing suicide due to depression or stress really is the most selfish thing a person can do. It's making everyone who loves you miserable just so you can escape from your problems and never have to care again. It truly is the coward's way out.
And the sad thing is I almost did it once.
User avatar #310 to #307 - angrytoilet (09/10/2013) [-]
One of the key points of depression is the feeling that no one loves or cares for you.
User avatar #318 to #310 - alfrebecht (09/10/2013) [-]
But that's a feeling.
Intellectually you still know better. And you know you're only being an ass if you take the easy way out.
If starving orphans with no family don't quit, what's your excuse.

This is what I told myself at my low.
User avatar #312 to #310 - yojo (09/10/2013) [-]
You have a point there.
At my lowest point I believed only my mom loved me and she was the reason I didn't do it. I know now that it isn't true but I don't know what would have happened if I thought nobody loved me.
Good point, **************
User avatar #306 - henryfordthegod (09/10/2013) [-]
Haha

yeah that's funny
User avatar #305 - chrysophryl (09/10/2013) [-]
When my father committed suicide while I was already so caught up in my life, all I could do for the next two days was sit and stare at my bedroom wall. All they told me was to come home because there were some problems with my father. I walked in the door and was greeted by my direct family smiling at me and saying their "Hello's" and "How've you been's." Their eyes only told me that something was horribly wrong. I sat down and the first thing I asked was, "So he's gone I take it?"
Already struggling with my chronic depression, just fell back into my old ways. A week later I tried to kill myself four times that week, but for one reason or another, the rope breaking or helium running out, I failed. I tried so hard to just get rid of my thoughts and feelings permanently.
#304 - tefuck (09/10/2013) [-]
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#302 - revengineer (09/10/2013) [-]
thanks OP. I was having a really rough day and I was seriously considering it for the first time in a few years. This post made me burst into tears but it showed me just how much I would miss out on and how much my family would be devastated. I needed this today to keep me going.
User avatar #343 to #302 - krobeles ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
If you're half as pathetic as your comment makes you look, you should just go ahead with it.
Seriously, you wont be missed...
#301 - jefftheturtle (09/10/2013) [-]
Everyone I know who has committed suicide did it because they felt alone and thought no one loved them or cared for them. Let me tell you something about human beings. We need each other. Everyone one of us needs everyone else on the planet. We are a single species, and we're all in this together. Its only when people don't realize this that stupid **** like wars and mass murder, and trying to **** each other over, happen. No matter how much you think, you are not alone. There are other people on this planet who feel as you do and in this day and age its hella easy to find them cuz we have internet and **** . It only takes one person in your life that loves you to help you realize that you are as valuable as any other human on this planet. Think of a human you really like. you hold as much value as them. Its just that they have gotten better at showing their value while you keep yours locked away. By the way when I say the word love, I ain't talkin about romance, I'm talkin about love. Love can come from anyone, family, spouse, a friend, your dog. If we stopped thinking of ourselves as separate and started thinking more of creating unity in our species, I guarantee we would get **** done and suicide would not be anywhere near as common as it is now.

tl;dr We're all in this together. your not alone. you're ******* valuable. whether or not you realize it
#300 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
My uncle committed suicide 5 years ago. He was hanging on a tree in the back garden. His younger brother (also my uncle) found him and held him up in the rain for a long time shouting for help, even if somebody came he was already gone. It broke our family apart (who was to blame kind of thing). My uncle who held him up that night and carried his coffin turned to drink and drugs and hasn't given his life a chance since. I can only hope he finds the strength to move on from it.
#296 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh, it's an actual faggoty feels post. And here I thought it would be a parody of that kind of **** .
#295 - danzey (09/10/2013) [-]
I had that sony ericsson when i was 12, it was a damn good phone, i was sad when it broke too.
User avatar #294 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
It's funny but no one I know IRL has ever commited suicide ,which makes me wonder if maybe my life is so crappy that it makes everyone feel better by comparison ?
#293 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh, that's a real class act. Judging people who go through sheer hell on earth just to be told that it's all "going to be ok" in the end. I'm sure they'll feel much better for knowing that at least your life is going swimmingly. **** you, OP.
#314 to #293 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
Ok, that was pretty unfair of me. I've never had to go through a close relative or friend killing themselves, and it's much easier to blow steam than actually think for 5 minutes what it would actually be like. Sorry OP, I was a douche.
#290 - thebritishguy (09/10/2013) [-]
This is the thing about the idea of heaven, if you never feel sad then you can never feel empathy or whatever the hell I'm feeling now which I like
User avatar #289 - existacne (09/10/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#284 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
#279 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
User avatar #286 to #279 - graydiggy (09/10/2013) [-]
STOP ******* SPAMMING!!!
User avatar #280 to #279 - amegaara (09/10/2013) [-]
>i feel so honored to get 1st comment
>top comment has been my dream
#282 to #280 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
>my friend Josh Arcaro
User avatar #285 to #282 - amegaara (09/10/2013) [-]
HAH you want me to read all that? i just read the 1st row
#288 to #285 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#283 to #282 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [-]
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
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