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#191 - captaincapital
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(09/10/2013) [-]
If america makes fun of another country or whatever   
   
"Oh, it doesn't matter, you can take a joke, right?   
   
If some country makes jokes about america   
   
"WOW **** YOU YOU ******* ******** DICK SHICYHWG8267"   
   
Go **** your self americans
If america makes fun of another country or whatever

"Oh, it doesn't matter, you can take a joke, right?

If some country makes jokes about america

"WOW **** YOU YOU ******* ******** DICK SHICYHWG8267"

Go **** your self americans
#198 to #191 - alogicaldeduction
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Everybody hates each other... =c
#206 to #191 - sadistikal
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(09/10/2013) [-]
It's times like these that make me proud that my country is irrelevant to the rest of the world. Nobody ***** with us 'cause nobody cares enough to know anything about us.
#281 to #191 - anon
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Because the jokes made about countries are pretty much non-offensive, you can't honestly tell me "Canadians say eh and are polite" is anywhere near the same as saying "HURR MURICA STUPID FAT HURR." And to add on to that if you actually do say something even mildly offensive about another country you will get red thumbed to ****. The fact of the matter is you can't take what you dish out, then you get pissy when someone says anything.
#456 to #191 - Conquistador
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(09/10/2013) [-]
selves*
#278 to #191 - heartlessrobot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
You got that reversed. We've just had enough of your **** at this point.
#309 to #191 - swagloon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
you having a giggle m8? ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum. just wai I ge me poppy pea shoota
#207 to #191 - goodguygary
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(09/10/2013) [-]
why are you guys always bitching, no i'm not talking about just Europeans, but also Americans. It seems every time anything about one of the two pops up, it's always fighting and bitching between you guys.

Go **** yourself as an individual sir.
#192 to #191 - neutralgray
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(09/10/2013) [-]
How long have you been on this site? Because it's the opposite a Hell of a lot of the time. Just saying.
#460 to #192 - Conquistador
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I've been on this site since it was yellow. It gets ******** and ******** every year. The hypocrisy and stupidity on this site is so severe, most people I knew on this site for years are leaving. You're not even allowed to voice an opinion that isn't band wagon material. It's so libtarded here that these political "beliefs" are shoved down your throat and you're labeled as "stupid" for believing otherwise.
#194 to #192 - captaincapital
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Ive been here for 3 years, and most of the time it just turns into a normal argument, or nothing at all.

now take a look at comment #111
#195 to #194 - neutralgray
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't make my point less valid. There's always ********* who complain either way.
#413 - chargrilledawesome
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#335 - Bronboa
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#304 - swagloon
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#204 - Arrogonios
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I seriously just clicked on the "Next" in the image trying to get to the next content. MFW it's been a long ******* day.
I seriously just clicked on the "Next" in the image trying to get to the next content. MFW it's been a long ******* day.
#347 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Lets play a game~

I want to see you all suffer.
#386 to #347 - monimolimnion
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**monimolimnion rolled a random image posted in comment #3791397 at Friendly **
#388 to #386 - monimolimnion
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(09/10/2013) [-]
well, ****. see you guys in a week.
#392 to #388 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Go get them bitches and hoes!
Go get them bitches and hoes!
#367 to #347 - askafj
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#368 to #367 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #6080252 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** im sorry but that wasnt the terms agreed to this thread. BUT if i rolled porn then ill delete my account
#369 to #368 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
ahh great the pussy deleted his post
#425 to #347 - spanishninja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #5974968 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
i really need a break
#427 to #425 - spanishninja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at no homo **   
Y U DO DIS
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at no homo **
Y U DO DIS
#429 to #427 - spanishninja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Catwoman **
cmon roll gods i know you all love me
#430 to #429 - spanishninja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #822 at Saying goodbye to FJ **   
damn funnyjunk, leave me alone...
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #822 at Saying goodbye to FJ **
damn funnyjunk, leave me alone...
#431 to #430 - spanishninja
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at They took his life. **
im leaving anyways...
#457 to #347 - lolercoasters
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**lolercoasters rolled a random image posted in comment #3599007 at Friendly **
#486 to #347 - renegadesparks **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**renegadesparks rolled a random image posted in comment #3721768 at Friendly ** eh, I'll give it a shot
#487 to #486 - renegadesparks **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**renegadesparks rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Hanging About ** lucky me I guess
#348 to #347 - spanishkid
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**spanishkid rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Crazy enough to work ** looks like i'm staying
#350 to #347 - funnyrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**funnyrage rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Beating a dead horse **
#352 to #350 - funnyrage
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(09/10/2013) [-]
screw funnyjunk.. im staying classy.
#362 to #347 - mareczeqq
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**mareczeqq rolled a random image posted in comment #190 at Looking Out for Each Other ** nope
#373 to #347 - sacco
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**sacco rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Negus **
**sacco rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Negus **
#387 to #347 - explore
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**explore rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Rugrats **
#409 to #347 - timmylickens
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**timmylickens rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Mudkip Madness **
**timmylickens rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Mudkip Madness **
#411 to #409 - timmylickens
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Phew
#356 to #347 - hydromatic
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**hydromatic rolled a random image posted in comment #5872257 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
k
#357 to #356 - hydromatic
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**hydromatic rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Google "Fox" **
No? Might as well try again.
#361 to #357 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at COOLEST BAG EVER! ** living life on the edge? got balls man
#363 to #356 - takenoprisoners
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(09/10/2013) [-]
yay Thresh
#365 to #347 - takenoprisoners
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**takenoprisoners rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Sucks to be you. **
i'm okay with this
#371 to #365 - teranin ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
heh, you rolled a pic from one of my comments
#370 to #347 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Planes ** whats up with everyone getting thumbed down?
#364 to #347 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**mymiddleleg rolled a random image posted in comment #3755703 at Friendly **
#421 to #347 - arrowinurbutt
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**arrowinurbutt rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Oh Miley **


I haven't rolled in a while, I hope I did it right so I don't look autistic
#349 to #347 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Silent Killers ** i forgot to roll
#420 to #347 - Metallicock
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**Metallicock rolled a random image posted in comment #77828 at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online **
#488 to #347 - destructodan **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**destructodan rolled a random image posted in comment #5856806 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
#414 to #347 - chargrilledawesome
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**chargrilledawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #3649067 at Friendly **
#468 to #347 - djjeroenski
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**djjeroenski rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Bones **
**djjeroenski rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Bones **
#404 to #347 - kristovsky
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**kristovsky rolled a random image posted in comment #3634079 at Friendly ** LLLEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!
#424 to #404 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Is that another pun? ** JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
#455 to #347 - elmothegodfather
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I would, but admin doesn't think I'm human...
#381 to #347 - existacne
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**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at I bet they are pissed ** If Pinkie or Flutty, will leave for 2 weeks.
#384 to #381 - existacne
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #3732211 at Friendly ** Second try, three days instead of week then.
#385 to #384 - existacne
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**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #752668 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Only today?..
#393 to #385 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Im sorry but i think the site wants you to stay
Im sorry but i think the site wants you to stay
#394 to #393 - existacne
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**existacne rolls 07** Yeah, I kinda wanted a chance to leave for a while.   
 Dubz=1 week away from FJ
**existacne rolls 07** Yeah, I kinda wanted a chance to leave for a while.
Dubz=1 week away from FJ
#398 to #394 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
fine how about this. im keeping an eye on the thread so the next guy who rolls a pony will get a free pass and youll take his vacation
fine how about this. im keeping an eye on the thread so the next guy who rolls a pony will get a free pass and youll take his vacation
#403 to #398 - existacne
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #5896470 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** Nah, too complicated.   
Let me roll for the last time and I'll go to another content.
**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #5896470 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** Nah, too complicated.
Let me roll for the last time and I'll go to another content.
#406 to #347 - timmylickens
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#380 to #347 - notfanny
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**notfanny rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Women Logic Comp ** no no no no no no!
**notfanny rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Women Logic Comp ** no no no no no no!
#359 to #347 - demideus
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at The Dark Side is Fabulous ** someone take their temp. ban like a man already
#379 to #378 - buttplugmaster
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(09/10/2013) [-]
What in the legitimate ****
#396 to #347 - anonymousiemoo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
**anonymousiemoo rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Damn **
#324 - ThatTFguy
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#399 - magsschroedinger
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#337 - patriciaware
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(09/10/2013) [-]
as Ralph replied I can't believe that a single mom can make $6639 in 1 month on the internet. pop over to this website... You need to login to view this link
#339 to #337 - Lewx
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Man, **** Ralph.
#288 - nijntje
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Steam gets it right
#276 - yahooki
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Brilliant way to start a *********
#272 - donaldducksdick
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Arguments over pronunciation and language
Arguments over pronunciation and language
#293 to #272 - Loppytaffy
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(09/10/2013) [-]
And spelling. I tend to favour the correct spelling of colour and realise.
#237 - thegreatfj
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(09/10/2013) [-]
are you sure about that?
#247 to #237 - ewowo
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I have the British pronunciation for every word... except neither, I'm never sure how to do that one so the pronunciation varies.
#296 to #237 - golemnardah
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm from america and most of those are pronounced the british way here.
#274 to #237 - screaming
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Britfag here - everytime I've heard someone saying "patriot", they've pronounced it "paytriot".
#240 to #237 - blamie
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Most of that is wrong or dumb. Different accents saying the same word can sound different.
#243 to #240 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Not in my experience it isn't.

And chips come out of a deep fat fryer, and get served with salt, vinegar and fish. They don't come out of a bag of air.
#244 to #243 - blamie
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Yay it's time to argue semantics, technicalities, and cultural differences. Try staying on topic, and at least TRY to have some humility.
#245 to #244 - gtaant
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Did you just ask for us to stay on topic?

You do realise this is the Internet, right?

It's still a fact that English and American English have different words and different pronunciations :s
#248 to #245 - blamie
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Yes, and so does Northern "English" a Scottish accent on your "English" Cockney "English" and the Gaelic accent on "English" in that one country your government keeps trying to say is really just more England. And that's just on your island and the one right next to it. And yes, I asked you to stay on topic because you instigated a discussion, and now that your points are being countered and your fallacies pointed out, you are trying to get me to go of about how it's french fries and cookies, and frankly, I don't care.
#250 to #248 - gtaant
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Scotland is a separate country.

Gaelic is a separate language, spoken in Wales. It is again, a separate country. The Welsh speak English in an accent, yes.

But the majority of words, though pronounced in different ways, are pronounced the same (or atleast very similarly) phonetically.

It is a fact, still, irrefutably, that time and separation has led to different pronunciations, spellings and uses of words in the US. Why does this bother you so much?
#283 to #250 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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#261 to #250 - tsukaza ONLINE
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As a Welsh person I can confirm that Gaelic is not spoken in Wales and has never been a language of ours. Gaelic is Scottish or Irish.
Also, why would you say Scotland is a separate country but not any other country being brought up? :/
#264 to #261 - gtaant
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I don't even know why I said Welsh, that was just plain silly.

Welsh is the Welsh language, it's Welsh.

And because blamie mentioned a Scottish accent, but the Scots pronounce the majority of words identically to England and certainly spell them all the same. They also have Gaelic, but nobody other than Edie McCredie and chums on Balamory use it.
#265 to #264 - tsukaza ONLINE
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I guess you haven't seen a true Scottish then. There's barely a shred of same when they speak.
Never mind the fact that most southern Englishmen can't even converse with most Scotsmen... Yes, they pronounce things that weirdly but *I* can understand them.
#266 to #265 - gtaant
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A true Scottish?

My Mum is Scottish.

I lived in Dundee for three years.

Tonight I will be in the pub with a Scottish friend, who is actually ginger.
#267 to #266 - tsukaza ONLINE
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Then you of all people should know that Scottish people (mostly because of the accent they are rocking) Don't pronounce many words at all to most English people.
If anything it's us Welsh people but even our sing song accent makes it different mostly.
#270 to #267 - gtaant
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Ha ha, "sing song accent" is the best description of the Welsh accent I've ever heard.
#269 to #266 - tsukaza ONLINE
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Many words at all like English people do.*
#251 to #250 - blamie
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Because you are acting as if it matters, and as if there is no variation in "English" pronunciations in England, and there is a difference between "English" and "American English" when there is so much variation from place to place, which is retarded in the major degree when the language varied from person to person. We are speaking the same words to each other, with the same grammar and syntax, the same spelling, and the same sentence structure, English is English. Also another point to make is that you are trying to make yourself feel superior to Americans by diluting yourself into thinking that we are speaking different languages.
#253 to #251 - gtaant
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Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

I've made my points, phonetically the majority of words spoken in Britain are said the same, but in different accents. There are examples of US words which are pronounced entirely differently, examples of which are posted above, such as left-ten-ant to loo-ten-ant.

There are also words which are the same but have different meanings on either side of the point, as I pointed out.

We also have varying spellings and grammar conventions, which you have denied. For example, in the US words are "ized" whereas in the UK they are "ised", and in the US "er" is more common than the "re" used in the UK (e.g. liter/litre).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences

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Time and distance has lead to two languages, American and British English.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_American_and_British_English
#255 to #253 - gtaant
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(09/10/2013) [-]
led* to two languages, sorry.
#20 - phlem
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(09/09/2013) [-]
As a Canadian I'm always so torn between the two..
#33 to #20 - amuzen
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It's kind of like your cooler older brother has a certain style and you successful father has a certain style and you like both styles and both with judge you poorly for using the other ones style but you just sort of want to use both.
#83 to #33 - gayboard
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(09/10/2013) [-]
America loves canada just the way they are.
#85 to #83 - amuzen
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Well yeah it like america's goofy little brother.
#449 - anon
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Trying to thumb good content but not a level 2, Admin doesn't think that I'm human
#464 to #449 - takemythumb
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Got banned for spamming.
But he still gives spam parties on the brony section.

Welcome to fj anon.
#452 to #449 - elmothegodfather
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I feel you anon...
#459 to #452 - anon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I need an adult
#336 - hidanfangirl
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Whatever man, America still has better hair. Look at that ****, no AMERICAN girl can keep that pussy dry around this ****.

America: 1 England: 0

Inb4 red thumbs
#338 to #336 - checkandmate
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(09/10/2013) [-]
red thumbing you because you asked for it, not because of the hair.
#340 to #336 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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Yeah America is Number 1.
#445 to #340 - anon
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Lol, says the guy that's from a country made by convicts.
#447 to #445 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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Is that the best you can do mr anon?
Strange how a country full of convicts is not the one trying to start ww3.
#474 to #447 - anon
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WW3? Just because we're forced to babysit the world doesn't mean we're the equivalent to Germany during WW2. And remember we had to help your ungrateful asses during the Queensland floods?

Oh yeah, and it's funny how your country has the worse internet censorship in the western world and label porn with flat chested women as "child pornography".

'STRAYA CUNT
#483 to #474 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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The world does not want you to baby sit it when that "baby sitting" involves a war the rest of the world says no In any case China is the number 1 super power of the world, has been since 2012, you been living under a rock?
Nazi Germany was pushed into ww2 by western powers refusing to even listen to them or co-operate with them, Learn some history thanks.
The Australian people helped more people in the QLD floods than anyone else, America did jack ****.
"A country that has the worse internet censorship"
Pretty sure America is the one that came up with ACTA, i am also pretty sure America is the one storing all your history on servers for 10 years...
Talk to me when your freedom propaganda has worn off.

#489 to #483 - anon
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Except when we don't want to become involved with foreigners, the world gets mad at us and say we aren't doing our "job". Lol, China won't last if it keeps hogging up all the resources. Noneoftheless, they don't cooperate with other countries as much. And most of their people live in ******** conditions. And well of course your country would do more for the flood on THEIR own soil, but they still got aid from foreigners. Lol, ACTA? That **** didn't even pass. As for Australia, your government currently censors more than 250,000 sites. A man was arrested in Australia for simpsons porn. Lol, our government doesn't even have the man power to search through the history of over 300 million people. Noneoftheless, they're most likely to look at foreigners than citizens.
#210 - riseandfightfj
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I can just hear the american's rev up keyboards lol
#215 to #210 - leonhardtv
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I can just imagine an american revving up a keyboard with a ripcord like a chainsaw.
#170 - lemurlemur
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(09/10/2013) [-]
more like freedomized
#162 - aerialcharles
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Doesn't the US actually speak a closer dialect to what the English spoke when Americas were colonized? If I remember the dialects in New England are the same, but the English changed theirs over time.
#222 to #162 - senseofpurpose
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Yes but remember that those that most of the people that lived in USA at that time were either criminals or uneducated
#462 to #222 - anon
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That sounds more like Australia dude. Most of the colonists in NA chose to go there.
#141 - burdensomebucket
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Simple language for simple minds...
Jks I don't know how the **** to say stuff either
#145 to #141 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(09/10/2013) [-]
English is a ****** up language if you didnt grow up with English then its nearly impossible to learn it 100%
#153 to #145 - justakewldewd
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(09/10/2013) [-]
That may be true, but the chances of being able to pronounce an English word correctly just from reading it is much better then from trying to pronounce a Korean word just from reading it. Granted that's just because every word is a mixture of letters rather than one letter for each word. Though, to be fair, I do believe I saw somewhere that there is some structure to the three big far east written languages (Korean, Chinese, Japanese) in the way they build the words from a set of shapes.

Oh **** it, all language is ****** up and "if you didnt grow up with [a language] then its nearly impossible to learn it 100%"
#155 to #153 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Agree 100%
#163 to #145 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i learned English 3 years ago and now i'm pretty fluent in it.