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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - anon id: 83a1506c
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This doesn't explain elevator.
User avatar #19 to #12 - grandmabetty
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It's called a whippety snappety winch-o-gramme you simpleton
User avatar #178 to #19 - alexthebest
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In some places we call it an up-and-downsy god-save-the-crownsy. There are many regional accents, you know.
#24 to #19 - gigglesthegreat
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Bro, do you even...?
User avatar #322 to #24 - rieskimo
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Elevate?
#347 - demideus
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Lets play a game~

I want to see you all suffer.
#386 to #347 - monimolimnion
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**monimolimnion rolled a random image posted in comment #3791397 at Friendly **
User avatar #388 to #386 - monimolimnion
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well, ****. see you guys in a week.
#392 to #388 - demideus
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Go get them bitches and hoes!
Go get them bitches and hoes!
#406 to #347 - timmylickens
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#455 to #347 - elmothegodfather
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I would, but admin doesn't think I'm human...
#468 to #347 - djjeroenski
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**djjeroenski rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Bones **
**djjeroenski rolled a random image posted in comment #70 at Bones **
#488 to #347 - destructodan **User deleted account**
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**destructodan rolled a random image posted in comment #5856806 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
#350 to #347 - funnyrage
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**funnyrage rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Beating a dead horse **
User avatar #352 to #350 - funnyrage
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screw funnyjunk.. im staying classy.
#348 to #347 - spanishkid
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**spanishkid rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Crazy enough to work ** looks like i'm staying
#362 to #347 - mareczeqq
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**mareczeqq rolled a random image posted in comment #190 at Looking Out for Each Other ** nope
#356 to #347 - hydromatic
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**hydromatic rolled a random image posted in comment #5872257 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
k
#357 to #356 - hydromatic
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**hydromatic rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Google "Fox" **
No? Might as well try again.
#361 to #357 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at COOLEST BAG EVER! ** living life on the edge? got balls man
#363 to #356 - takenoprisoners
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yay Thresh
#365 to #347 - takenoprisoners
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**takenoprisoners rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Sucks to be you. **
i'm okay with this
User avatar #371 to #365 - teranin
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heh, you rolled a pic from one of my comments
#373 to #347 - sacco
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**sacco rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Negus **
**sacco rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Negus **
#387 to #347 - explore
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**explore rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Rugrats **
#409 to #347 - timmylickens
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**timmylickens rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Mudkip Madness **
**timmylickens rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Mudkip Madness **
User avatar #411 to #409 - timmylickens
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Phew
#370 to #347 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Planes ** whats up with everyone getting thumbed down?
#349 to #347 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Silent Killers ** i forgot to roll
#421 to #347 - arrowinurbutt
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**arrowinurbutt rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Oh Miley **


I haven't rolled in a while, I hope I did it right so I don't look autistic
#364 to #347 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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**mymiddleleg rolled a random image posted in comment #3755703 at Friendly **
#420 to #347 - Metallicock
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**Metallicock rolled a random image posted in comment #77828 at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online **
#359 to #347 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at The Dark Side is Fabulous ** someone take their temp. ban like a man already
#414 to #347 - chargrilledawesome
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**chargrilledawesome rolled a random image posted in comment #3649067 at Friendly **
#486 to #347 - renegadesparks **User deleted account**
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**renegadesparks rolled a random image posted in comment #3721768 at Friendly ** eh, I'll give it a shot
#487 to #486 - renegadesparks **User deleted account**
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**renegadesparks rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Hanging About ** lucky me I guess
#404 to #347 - kristovsky
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**kristovsky rolled a random image posted in comment #3634079 at Friendly ** LLLEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!
#424 to #404 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Is that another pun? ** JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
#457 to #347 - lolercoasters
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**lolercoasters rolled a random image posted in comment #3599007 at Friendly **
#381 to #347 - existacne
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**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at I bet they are pissed ** If Pinkie or Flutty, will leave for 2 weeks.
#384 to #381 - existacne
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**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #3732211 at Friendly ** Second try, three days instead of week then.
#385 to #384 - existacne
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**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #752668 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Only today?..
#393 to #385 - demideus
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Im sorry but i think the site wants you to stay
Im sorry but i think the site wants you to stay
#394 to #393 - existacne
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**existacne rolls 07** Yeah, I kinda wanted a chance to leave for a while.   
 Dubz=1 week away from FJ
**existacne rolls 07** Yeah, I kinda wanted a chance to leave for a while.
Dubz=1 week away from FJ
#398 to #394 - demideus
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fine how about this. im keeping an eye on the thread so the next guy who rolls a pony will get a free pass and youll take his vacation
fine how about this. im keeping an eye on the thread so the next guy who rolls a pony will get a free pass and youll take his vacation
#403 to #398 - existacne
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**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #5896470 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** Nah, too complicated.   
Let me roll for the last time and I'll go to another content.
**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #5896470 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** Nah, too complicated.
Let me roll for the last time and I'll go to another content.
#425 to #347 - spanishninja
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**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #5974968 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
i really need a break
#427 to #425 - spanishninja
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**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at no homo **   
Y U DO DIS
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at no homo **
Y U DO DIS
#429 to #427 - spanishninja
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**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Catwoman **
cmon roll gods i know you all love me
#430 to #429 - spanishninja
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**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #822 at Saying goodbye to FJ **   
damn funnyjunk, leave me alone...
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #822 at Saying goodbye to FJ **
damn funnyjunk, leave me alone...
#431 to #430 - spanishninja
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**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at They took his life. **
im leaving anyways...
#380 to #347 - notfanny
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**notfanny rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Women Logic Comp ** no no no no no no!
**notfanny rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Women Logic Comp ** no no no no no no!
#367 to #347 - askafj
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#368 to #367 - demideus
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**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #6080252 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** im sorry but that wasnt the terms agreed to this thread. BUT if i rolled porn then ill delete my account
#369 to #368 - demideus
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ahh great the pussy deleted his post
#378 to #347 - buttplugmaster
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User avatar #379 to #378 - buttplugmaster
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What in the legitimate ****
#396 to #347 - anonymousiemoo
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**anonymousiemoo rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Damn **
User avatar #276 - yahooki
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Brilliant way to start a *********
#272 - donaldducksdick
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Arguments over pronunciation and language
Arguments over pronunciation and language
User avatar #293 to #272 - Loppytaffy
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And spelling. I tend to favour the correct spelling of colour and realise.
User avatar #20 - phlem
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As a Canadian I'm always so torn between the two..
User avatar #33 to #20 - amuzen
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It's kind of like your cooler older brother has a certain style and you successful father has a certain style and you like both styles and both with judge you poorly for using the other ones style but you just sort of want to use both.
User avatar #83 to #33 - gayboard
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America loves canada just the way they are.
User avatar #85 to #83 - amuzen
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Well yeah it like america's goofy little brother.
#17 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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OP
#88 - WolfRider
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Comment Picture
#113 to #88 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Epilepsy thread?   
   
Epilepsy thread.
Epilepsy thread?

Epilepsy thread.
User avatar #100 to #88 - iluvnutella
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Ack! My eyes!!!!!
#105 to #88 - vatra
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**** you.
**** you.
#304 - swagloon
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#401 - kristovsky
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User avatar #437 to #401 - epicextreme
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i've been having so much fun with this gif, thank you
User avatar #484 to #437 - kristovsky
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your more than welcome, FJ brethren.
#294 - bdawg
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No pig latin? Man this language is getting  butchered .
No pig latin? Man this language is getting butchered .
#323 to #294 - bogsrin
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#302 to #294 - paranoidzoid
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#190 - falconxmard
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#162 - aerialcharles
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Doesn't the US actually speak a closer dialect to what the English spoke when Americas were colonized? If I remember the dialects in New England are the same, but the English changed theirs over time.
User avatar #222 to #162 - senseofpurpose
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Yes but remember that those that most of the people that lived in USA at that time were either criminals or uneducated
#462 to #222 - anon id: c16cc750
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That sounds more like Australia dude. Most of the colonists in NA chose to go there.
#249 - anon id: cd98407c
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Chinese Simplified:
Serect Ranguange
Chinese(Simprified)
User avatar #288 - nijntje
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Steam gets it right
#191 - captaincapital
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If america makes fun of another country or whatever   
   
"Oh, it doesn't matter, you can take a joke, right?   
   
If some country makes jokes about america   
   
"WOW **** YOU YOU ******* ******** DICK SHICYHWG8267"   
   
Go **** your self americans
If america makes fun of another country or whatever

"Oh, it doesn't matter, you can take a joke, right?

If some country makes jokes about america

"WOW **** YOU YOU ******* ******** DICK SHICYHWG8267"

Go **** your self americans
User avatar #198 to #191 - alogicaldeduction
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Everybody hates each other... =c
User avatar #206 to #191 - sadistikal
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It's times like these that make me proud that my country is irrelevant to the rest of the world. Nobody ***** with us 'cause nobody cares enough to know anything about us.
User avatar #456 to #191 - Conquistador
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selves*
User avatar #278 to #191 - heartlessrobot
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You got that reversed. We've just had enough of your **** at this point.
#281 to #191 - anon id: 61d878c0
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Because the jokes made about countries are pretty much non-offensive, you can't honestly tell me "Canadians say eh and are polite" is anywhere near the same as saying "HURR MURICA STUPID FAT HURR." And to add on to that if you actually do say something even mildly offensive about another country you will get red thumbed to ****. The fact of the matter is you can't take what you dish out, then you get pissy when someone says anything.
User avatar #207 to #191 - goodguygary
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why are you guys always bitching, no i'm not talking about just Europeans, but also Americans. It seems every time anything about one of the two pops up, it's always fighting and bitching between you guys.

Go **** yourself as an individual sir.
#309 to #191 - swagloon
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you having a giggle m8? ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum. just wai I ge me poppy pea shoota
User avatar #192 to #191 - neutralgray
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How long have you been on this site? Because it's the opposite a Hell of a lot of the time. Just saying.
#194 to #192 - captaincapital
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Ive been here for 3 years, and most of the time it just turns into a normal argument, or nothing at all.

now take a look at comment #111
User avatar #195 to #194 - neutralgray
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Doesn't make my point less valid. There's always ********* who complain either way.
User avatar #460 to #192 - Conquistador
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I've been on this site since it was yellow. It gets ******** and ******** every year. The hypocrisy and stupidity on this site is so severe, most people I knew on this site for years are leaving. You're not even allowed to voice an opinion that isn't band wagon material. It's so libtarded here that these political "beliefs" are shoved down your throat and you're labeled as "stupid" for believing otherwise.
User avatar #327 - Zen
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Idk why this is such a big deal. There is a massive difference between British-English and American-English. I see American as a different dialect to English.
#91 - mastereleven
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#164 - anon id: dbddc3bf
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Simpler is better. Having a complicated language does not make it a better language. It only means that your language has unnecessary learning curve.
#252 to #164 - granmango
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Simple usually means a generalization of many concepts and the loss of logic constructs; this means a simpler language is more efficient when you have to speak but makes you lose a lot expressiveness in writing.
Ancient Greek had 8 different verbs for "love" and for each one a different noun, english only has "love"
#173 to #164 - anon id: 43777b0c
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"Brevity is the soul of wit." I believe that was the quote you were looking for. Shakespeare, hilariously enough.
#472 - anon id: d8d51c03
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contrary to populair belief...the american language/accent is actually closer to the original english, than the bbc/high class english they speak today
#475 - redeadhunter
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Two can play that game.