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#94 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
stroking the wood is the same as marturbateing
#91 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
detention for two weeks? you living in some kinda catholic school?
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User avatar #79 - thirdjess (09/01/2013) [-]
What's the difference between your sister and a door? One opens and closes at the convenience of man, and the other is a door. NO ONE EXPECTED THAT

What's the difference between a diuretic and The Rock? Not a god damned thing.
User avatar #77 - xenoquack (09/01/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a carpenter and wood?

One is a carpenter and the other is wood.
User avatar #18 - vatra (09/01/2013) [-]
She's just mad the kid's one liner got a bigger laugh than all of her jokes combined.
#17 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
mfw
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#14 - notafunnyguy (09/01/2013) [-]
what would be the actual punchline then?
User avatar #12 - meuandme (09/01/2013) [-]
I always stroke my carpenter.
#10 - thedarkassassin (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's pretty good.  If this is true.
That's pretty good. If this is true.
#5 - gabeonetwofour (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't this here a while ago?
User avatar #3 - Cookiez (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Getting detention for telling a joke

This **** seriously happens?
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User avatar #26 - pepemex (09/01/2013) [-]
I live in a totalitarian ******** but at least our schools don't have detention
User avatar #25 - imdrwiggles (09/01/2013) [-]
So what was the difference that the teacher intended as the answer?
User avatar #4 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
haha!!!
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