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#176 - floogin (08/31/2013) [-]
**floogin rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Final Fantasy X ** Shapeshift in.... wait, what?
#161 - animedudej (08/31/2013) [-]
that would be cool...
User avatar #138 - SebyMeister (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Jesus..
>2'nd coming is happening in Jail
>Ask my dad to approve Apocalypse
>Apocalypse approved

mfw the world end because I have shapeshifting powers and real Jesus is like WTF.
#121 - deletedmyaccount (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into Jesus. Claim to be testing humanity, tell guards they failed, then ********* into fire and burn theplace down.
User avatar #98 - jonson (08/31/2013) [-]
> Shapeshift into deadly poison gas
> Everyone inhales me, dies instantly
> Shapeshift into Michael Jackson
> Moonwalk out of prison like a child abusive boss
#97 - thecrazyonedf (08/31/2013) [-]
transform into ******* GODZILLA.

I win.
User avatar #85 - askafj (08/31/2013) [-]
>become a flie
>fly out
User avatar #68 - icameheretotroll (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into the naked president
>start giving a speech
>Black guard comes in to check what's going on
>"Mister president, what are you doing here?"
>"CHANGES!"
>instantly shapeshift into Abraham lincoln
>"I DIDN'T FREE YOU FOR THIS **** "
>guard is confused
>transform into mouse
>walk out
User avatar #29 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Alright here comes some complex **** .
>For the first night I will experiment with my powers, testing the limits on them
>First convince my cellmate that I van get us out of here
>Next shape shift into a small mouse or something similar
>Leave cell
>Acquire a shiv or sharp object
>Bring it back to my cellmate
>Wait until the next night
>Shift into a copy of my body except I appear to be dead
>When the guard comes my cellmate will call out for help
>Says that I had a heart attack
>The guard comes in
>Cellmate stabs the guard in the neck
>Hide his body
>Shift into the guard
>Take handcuffs
>Handcuff cellmate
>Lead him out of the cell
>If anyone asks tell them that he's going to solitary confinement
>Unlock his handcuffs when we get close to the emergency exit
>Hand him the gun
>Shift into rat
>He runs out of the prison
>I run the other way
>Go into wilderness
User avatar #27 - profflippystix (08/31/2013) [-]
i read shapeshift as shapes hifter
#8 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into fly or other tiny winged insect
>done...

too easy..-.-
#186 - ihateducksauce (08/31/2013) [-]
I'd shapeshift into a white guy.
User avatar #133 - miyutoso (08/31/2013) [-]
I would just shapeshift into a free man.......right?
#33 - krazzykidd (08/31/2013) [-]
>transform into ****** shrimp
>Guards tremble in fear
>The 80% black population of prisons become my army
>mass breakouts
>Ghettos riot
>Take over the counry
>I get voted the first ****** shrimp prime-minister
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