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#183 - davajz ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshifter
>i miss Fringe
>feelsbadman
User avatar #165 - nabagala (08/31/2013) [-]
ill just shapeshift myself into a prison cell, and all the guards be like wtf
User avatar #146 - sackit (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shape shift into the boss of the jail
>Get out of jail and swap to Miley Cyrus
>Kidnapp the boss as Miley Cyrus
>Swap back to boss and sue jail guards for locking the boss in jail for many hours
>Let realy boss go
>Miley Cyrus now in jail and i`m free.

But if i could shift shapes how did i get in jail at the first place?
User avatar #128 - pigrider (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into bacteria and leave the ****** prison in a second.
User avatar #103 - planedisaster (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Smurf.
>Cops ain't good so they can't see me.
>Walk out of jail like a badass.
#91 - somekindofname (08/31/2013) [-]
********* into Batman, never shapeshift back.
#76 - oapsyches (08/31/2013) [-]
**oapsyches rolled a random image posted in comment #5788346 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** what i would shape-shift to
**oapsyches rolled a random image posted in comment #5788346 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** what i would shape-shift to
User avatar #45 - vatra (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift in to a dragonfly and fly out unnoticed.
User avatar #25 - tittylovin (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Bubba the *********
> Join a crew, rise to the top
> Occasionally rape or stab someone, increasing sentence
> Live a long and prosperous life as the King of the Negroids
#13 - haseotakaeda (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>shapeshift into penis
>leave myself in the shower
> ****** on death row finds me
>buttplug.png
>he never takes me out because **** it he's being executed tomorrow
>they take him outside
>shoot him dead
>wiggle out of his dead arsehole
>wiggle away
I am the amazing jail breaking mastermind:
Penis

pic relevant
#186 - ihateducksauce (08/31/2013) [-]
I'd shapeshift into a white guy.
User avatar #133 - miyutoso (08/31/2013) [-]
I would just shapeshift into a free man.......right?
#33 - krazzykidd (08/31/2013) [-]
>transform into ****** shrimp
>Guards tremble in fear
>The 80% black population of prisons become my army
>mass breakouts
>Ghettos riot
>Take over the counry
>I get voted the first ****** shrimp prime-minister
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