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User avatar #165 - nabagala (08/31/2013) [-]
ill just shapeshift myself into a prison cell, and all the guards be like wtf
#162 - yisumad (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into can of Axe   
>Grow match/wings   
>Light match   
>Terrorize guards/everyone within a 3 mile radius   
>Let out voluntarily   
>Turn back into myself   
>Success   
 I don't even know
>Shapeshift into can of Axe
>Grow match/wings
>Light match
>Terrorize guards/everyone within a 3 mile radius
>Let out voluntarily
>Turn back into myself
>Success
I don't even know
#161 - animedudej ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
that would be cool...
User avatar #146 - sackit ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shape shift into the boss of the jail
>Get out of jail and swap to Miley Cyrus
>Kidnapp the boss as Miley Cyrus
>Swap back to boss and sue jail guards for locking the boss in jail for many hours
>Let realy boss go
>Miley Cyrus now in jail and i`m free.

But if i could shift shapes how did i get in jail at the first place?
User avatar #144 - Iseewhatudidthar (08/31/2013) [-]
>Turn into an Exorcism
>Make like one and get the hell out
User avatar #98 - jonson (08/31/2013) [-]
> Shapeshift into deadly poison gas
> Everyone inhales me, dies instantly
> Shapeshift into Michael Jackson
> Moonwalk out of prison like a child abusive boss
#97 - thecrazyonedf ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
transform into ******* GODZILLA.

I win.
User avatar #93 - bitchplzzz (08/31/2013) [-]
was the le duk may may really necessary?
#91 - somekindofname (08/31/2013) [-]
********* into Batman, never shapeshift back.
User avatar #87 - tonkkax (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a white guy who killed a blackman
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User avatar #45 - vatra (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift in to a dragonfly and fly out unnoticed.
User avatar #44 - thefasrdog ONLINE (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Shapeshift into giant fire breathing dragon.
>pretty much kill everyone,I mean i'm an unstoppable dragon...
User avatar #29 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Alright here comes some complex **** .
>For the first night I will experiment with my powers, testing the limits on them
>First convince my cellmate that I van get us out of here
>Next shape shift into a small mouse or something similar
>Leave cell
>Acquire a shiv or sharp object
>Bring it back to my cellmate
>Wait until the next night
>Shift into a copy of my body except I appear to be dead
>When the guard comes my cellmate will call out for help
>Says that I had a heart attack
>The guard comes in
>Cellmate stabs the guard in the neck
>Hide his body
>Shift into the guard
>Take handcuffs
>Handcuff cellmate
>Lead him out of the cell
>If anyone asks tell them that he's going to solitary confinement
>Unlock his handcuffs when we get close to the emergency exit
>Hand him the gun
>Shift into rat
>He runs out of the prison
>I run the other way
>Go into wilderness
User avatar #27 - profflippystix (08/31/2013) [-]
i read shapeshift as shapes hifter
User avatar #25 - tittylovin (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Bubba the *********
> Join a crew, rise to the top
> Occasionally rape or stab someone, increasing sentence
> Live a long and prosperous life as the King of the Negroids
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#13 - haseotakaeda (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>shapeshift into penis
>leave myself in the shower
> ****** on death row finds me
>buttplug.png
>he never takes me out because **** it he's being executed tomorrow
>they take him outside
>shoot him dead
>wiggle out of his dead arsehole
>wiggle away
I am the amazing jail breaking mastermind:
Penis

pic relevant
User avatar #11 - leglesslegolegolas (08/30/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into guard.
>Tell other guards prisoner locked me in.
>Get let out
>Blame random prisoner
>Walk out of jail
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