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#192 - unotouchzetaco (09/06/2013) [-]
none of that was neccesary to escape so much wat that it made even gooby say wat
none of that was neccesary to escape so much wat that it made even gooby say wat
#162 - yisumad (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into can of Axe   
>Grow match/wings   
>Light match   
>Terrorize guards/everyone within a 3 mile radius   
>Let out voluntarily   
>Turn back into myself   
>Success   
 I don't even know
>Shapeshift into can of Axe
>Grow match/wings
>Light match
>Terrorize guards/everyone within a 3 mile radius
>Let out voluntarily
>Turn back into myself
>Success
I don't even know
User avatar #155 - afterdelete (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a knife
>Lay yourself in a clearly visible postition
>Guard comes in
>Stab the guard to death
>Now transform into a fly
>Fly towards freedom through the ventilation in your cell
User avatar #147 - naitsabesh ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into schwarzenegger
>Say "i'll be back"
>chrash into wall and kill all the guards
>walk a free man
User avatar #127 - djjeroenski (08/31/2013) [-]
shapeshift into a fly
fly out unnoticed
#121 - deletedmyaccount (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into Jesus. Claim to be testing humanity, tell guards they failed, then ********* into fire and burn theplace down.
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#104 - notgabenewell (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into dragon   
>become so massive I break out of the cell   
>completely torch the whole 			*******		 prison   
>fly away like a boss   
   
   
Screw subtlety, I have shapeshifting powers.
>shapeshift into dragon
>become so massive I break out of the cell
>completely torch the whole ******* prison
>fly away like a boss


Screw subtlety, I have shapeshifting powers.
#89 - righteoussinn (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dolan was used.

Obligatory Dolan thread:

You can kill me now.
User avatar #87 - tonkkax (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a white guy who killed a blackman
User avatar #85 - askafj (08/31/2013) [-]
>become a flie
>fly out
#83 - iridium ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into politician
>Get out of a multi year sentence in a couple days from "good behavior"
User avatar #81 - WolfPrince (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Turn into Paris Hilton
>Freed due to status
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User avatar #44 - thefasrdog (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Shapeshift into giant fire breathing dragon.
>pretty much kill everyone,I mean i'm an unstoppable dragon...
User avatar #29 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Alright here comes some complex **** .
>For the first night I will experiment with my powers, testing the limits on them
>First convince my cellmate that I van get us out of here
>Next shape shift into a small mouse or something similar
>Leave cell
>Acquire a shiv or sharp object
>Bring it back to my cellmate
>Wait until the next night
>Shift into a copy of my body except I appear to be dead
>When the guard comes my cellmate will call out for help
>Says that I had a heart attack
>The guard comes in
>Cellmate stabs the guard in the neck
>Hide his body
>Shift into the guard
>Take handcuffs
>Handcuff cellmate
>Lead him out of the cell
>If anyone asks tell them that he's going to solitary confinement
>Unlock his handcuffs when we get close to the emergency exit
>Hand him the gun
>Shift into rat
>He runs out of the prison
>I run the other way
>Go into wilderness
User avatar #26 - retardedboss ONLINE (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Shapeshift into someone who's not in jail.
User avatar #25 - tittylovin (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Bubba the *********
> Join a crew, rise to the top
> Occasionally rape or stab someone, increasing sentence
> Live a long and prosperous life as the King of the Negroids
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