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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #189 - ignislel
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(09/03/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into air
>Done
#169 - bariummanisback
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>walk up to another inmate with concealed knife   
>stab him   
>throw knife out the window   
>shapeshift into bloody knife   
>There is now a murder mystery afoot for the police to solve   
>You are taken, in knife form, to the police station   
>once there, the officers call in their superior for this case   
>shapeshift from a knife to a penis whenever their superior is looking   
>officers insist that there is a murder weapon, their superior thinks they're crazy   
>MFW I get out and get a number of local police officers fired
>walk up to another inmate with concealed knife
>stab him
>throw knife out the window
>shapeshift into bloody knife
>There is now a murder mystery afoot for the police to solve
>You are taken, in knife form, to the police station
>once there, the officers call in their superior for this case
>shapeshift from a knife to a penis whenever their superior is looking
>officers insist that there is a murder weapon, their superior thinks they're crazy
>MFW I get out and get a number of local police officers fired
#167 - satansatan
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into enourmous, bulletproof ************
User avatar #180 to #167 - jesusthegardener
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"************"
#158 - temporize
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>shapeshift into a homosexual with a basket full of soap
>enjoy my stay in prison
#143 - romeosdistress
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User avatar #141 - snoopi
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>Shapeshift into a Chell From Portal holding a portal gun
>Go through 2 games then finally getting out
>Having that ******* cake I was promised
#139 - gustaviaable
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#134 - blackoutonetwotwo
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(08/31/2013) [-]
> related

#124 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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#118 - theshadowed
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#107 - thepastamaypwnyou
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Wat?   
   
Wat?   
   
Wat?   
   
Wat?
Wat?

Wat?

Wat?

Wat?
User avatar #106 - thedarkestrogue
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Shape Shift into rat.
Get taken in by other in mate.
Watch as large as **** inmate performs miracles.
Large as **** prisoner gets sent to electric chair.
Walk out of prison as rat.
#150 to #106 - miracles
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User avatar #172 to #106 - priestoftheoldones
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And cry. And cry a lot.
#80 - patriotpenguin
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(08/31/2013) [-]
in cell with douchebags
shapeshift into a shiv
prisoner gets shiv
stabs cell mate to death
chiv taken away in plastic evidance bag
other one sentanced to death
shiv taken out of plastic bag to be inspected
transform into a naked humanoid with a blade for an arm covered in blood
kill one doctor with blade
choke other with a plastic bag
transform into air
3rd doctor killed to death for killing two doctors
re-form as 3rd doctor riddled with bullet holes
walk out of prison
steal cop car
shapeshift into cop
begin makin my way down town
User avatar #90 to #80 - loomiss
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>transform into air
User avatar #182 to #90 - patriotpenguin
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yeah, thats right
User avatar #77 - missrainbowdash
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>shapeshift into atomic bomb
>blow up prison
>shapeshift into squirrel
swag
User avatar #84 to #77 - patriotpenguin
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>blows up
You do realize if it exploded you'd be dead right?
User avatar #175 to #84 - priestoftheoldones
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Well the atomic makeup of bomb you is still there, you are only extremely small particles but you could reform yourself.
User avatar #99 to #84 - gammajk
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>shapeshift into the explosion itself
Checkmate atheists
User avatar #86 to #84 - overchaos
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Unless its an immortal bomb.
#88 to #86 - patriotpenguin
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#69 - shadowrated
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User avatar #65 - sorenlolz
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Shapeshift into the zimzam, cannot be flim flammed.
#63 - ataeru
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>MFW comments
>MFW comments
User avatar #56 - commontroll
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I wonder how I was even captured in the first place. I would have made sure I committed the crime in a different shape/body so they would have a mugshot of somebody else, preferably somebody I hate.

>Shapeshift into warden, say you were knocked out by the prisoner and he escaped. >Guards let you out, go into a bathroom
>Open window
>********* into a bird
>fly away and **** on the guards as they look for you.
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