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User avatar #189 - ignislel ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into air
>Done
#169 - bariummanisback (08/31/2013) [-]
>walk up to another inmate with concealed knife   
>stab him   
>throw knife out the window   
>shapeshift into bloody knife   
>There is now a murder mystery afoot for the police to solve   
>You are taken, in knife form, to the police station   
>once there, the officers call in their superior for this case   
>shapeshift from a knife to a penis whenever their superior is looking   
>officers insist that there is a murder weapon, their superior thinks they're crazy   
>MFW I get out and get a number of local police officers fired
>walk up to another inmate with concealed knife
>stab him
>throw knife out the window
>shapeshift into bloody knife
>There is now a murder mystery afoot for the police to solve
>You are taken, in knife form, to the police station
>once there, the officers call in their superior for this case
>shapeshift from a knife to a penis whenever their superior is looking
>officers insist that there is a murder weapon, their superior thinks they're crazy
>MFW I get out and get a number of local police officers fired
#167 - satansatan (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into enourmous, bulletproof ************
#158 - temporize (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into a homosexual with a basket full of soap
>enjoy my stay in prison
User avatar #141 - snoopi (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a Chell From Portal holding a portal gun
>Go through 2 games then finally getting out
>Having that ******* cake I was promised
#139 - gustaviaable (08/31/2013) [-]
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#134 - blackoutonetwotwo (08/31/2013) [-]
> related

#124 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
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#107 - thepastamaypwnyou (08/31/2013) [-]
Wat?   
   
Wat?   
   
Wat?   
   
Wat?
Wat?

Wat?

Wat?

Wat?
User avatar #106 - thedarkestrogue (08/31/2013) [-]
Shape Shift into rat.
Get taken in by other in mate.
Watch as large as **** inmate performs miracles.
Large as **** prisoner gets sent to electric chair.
Walk out of prison as rat.
User avatar #172 to #106 - priestoftheoldones (08/31/2013) [-]
And cry. And cry a lot.
#80 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
in cell with douchebags
shapeshift into a shiv
prisoner gets shiv
stabs cell mate to death
chiv taken away in plastic evidance bag
other one sentanced to death
shiv taken out of plastic bag to be inspected
transform into a naked humanoid with a blade for an arm covered in blood
kill one doctor with blade
choke other with a plastic bag
transform into air
3rd doctor killed to death for killing two doctors
re-form as 3rd doctor riddled with bullet holes
walk out of prison
steal cop car
shapeshift into cop
begin makin my way down town
User avatar #90 to #80 - loomiss ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>transform into air
User avatar #182 to #90 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
yeah, thats right
User avatar #65 - sorenlolz (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into the zimzam, cannot be flim flammed.
#63 - ataeru (08/31/2013) [-]
>MFW comments
>MFW comments
User avatar #56 - commontroll (08/31/2013) [-]
I wonder how I was even captured in the first place. I would have made sure I committed the crime in a different shape/body so they would have a mugshot of somebody else, preferably somebody I hate.

>Shapeshift into warden, say you were knocked out by the prisoner and he escaped. >Guards let you out, go into a bathroom
>Open window
> ********* into a bird
>fly away and **** on the guards as they look for you.
User avatar #4 - fezzo ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into food
>Get eaten
>escape through the sewers shawshank redemption style
User avatar #39 to #4 - greenstrongworld (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift while inside their intestines
>Take over their skinsac
>Rinse and repeat
#121 - deletedmyaccount (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into Jesus. Claim to be testing humanity, tell guards they failed, then ********* into fire and burn theplace down.
User avatar #29 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [-]
Alright here comes some complex **** .
>For the first night I will experiment with my powers, testing the limits on them
>First convince my cellmate that I van get us out of here
>Next shape shift into a small mouse or something similar
>Leave cell
>Acquire a shiv or sharp object
>Bring it back to my cellmate
>Wait until the next night
>Shift into a copy of my body except I appear to be dead
>When the guard comes my cellmate will call out for help
>Says that I had a heart attack
>The guard comes in
>Cellmate stabs the guard in the neck
>Hide his body
>Shift into the guard
>Take handcuffs
>Handcuff cellmate
>Lead him out of the cell
>If anyone asks tell them that he's going to solitary confinement
>Unlock his handcuffs when we get close to the emergency exit
>Hand him the gun
>Shift into rat
>He runs out of the prison
>I run the other way
>Go into wilderness
User avatar #30 to #29 - dashandsmash (08/31/2013) [-]
Cont*
>Shift into something that could slip into a house undetected
>Wait until owners fall asleep
>Steal a pair of clothes
>Put them on
>Leave the house
>Purchase gun
>Buy ski mask
>Rob bank
>Shift again
>Disguise myself as a women
>Move to Denmark
>Live there for fifteen years
>Move back to the states
>Go on a spree of bank robberies
>Shift into a different person each time
>Do this until I amass a small fortune
>Shift one last time
>Buy a nice house in the suburbs
>Live out the rest of my life in comfort
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User avatar #77 - missrainbowdash (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into atomic bomb
>blow up prison
>shapeshift into squirrel
swag
User avatar #84 to #77 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>blows up
You do realize if it exploded you'd be dead right?
User avatar #175 to #84 - priestoftheoldones (08/31/2013) [-]
Well the atomic makeup of bomb you is still there, you are only extremely small particles but you could reform yourself.
User avatar #99 to #84 - gammajk ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into the explosion itself
Checkmate atheists
User avatar #86 to #84 - overchaos (08/31/2013) [-]
Unless its an immortal bomb.
#88 to #86 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
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