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User avatar #148 - noblekira (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Shapeshift into the sun
> **** **** UP
>Shapeshift back to myself
>??????
>PROFIT
#151 to #148 - amsel (08/31/2013) [-]
I think you meant:

>shapeshift into the sun
>engulf the solar system in a chaotic gravitational shift
>?????
>
#6 - timelimit (08/30/2013) [-]
Dunno. Ask Sirius.
#105 - amuzen (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift into a fifth generation pokemon and get taken out with the trash
#67 - infinitereaper (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Enter jail   
>Everybody gets one call   
>Use it to find out where phone is   
>Make call to pizza hut   
>Hang up   
>Secretly devise master plan to get rid of phone   
>After months of careful planning enact phone   
>Phone is rid of   
>Shape shift into phone   
>I was phone
>Enter jail
>Everybody gets one call
>Use it to find out where phone is
>Make call to pizza hut
>Hang up
>Secretly devise master plan to get rid of phone
>After months of careful planning enact phone
>Phone is rid of
>Shape shift into phone
>I was phone
#51 - clifford (08/31/2013) [-]
I would change into an ant like #43 said, but when I got outside I would turn into a giant bald eagle that had speakers growing out of it blasting free bird whilst farting rainbows. I would then fly across the courtyard, out into the sunset.
I would change into an ant like #43 said, but when I got outside I would turn into a giant bald eagle that had speakers growing out of it blasting free bird whilst farting rainbows. I would then fly across the courtyard, out into the sunset.
#170 - flusteredmoose (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Nic Cage.
>Guards fall in love and let you out.
#152 - amsel (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Godzilla
>Cross Pacific Ocean
>Terrorize Tokyo
User avatar #140 - badbat (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Waldo
>Is gone the next second
>Live happily for the rest of my hidden life
#135 - dontknowmeatall (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into Megan Fox
>"guys wanna get some fun? havent ****** in a while"
>horny guards open the cell and get undressed
>shapeshift into The Rock
>RAAAAAAPEEE
>"told ya i wanted to **** "
>walk out and no one messes with me because im the ******* Rock
User avatar #122 - gongthehawkeye (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a crane
>Usually takes a crane to get it out
#108 - thewitchking (08/31/2013) [-]
This guy...
#102 - hatermrtroll (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>shapeshift into an arab
>grow a beard for many weeks
>demand jail to serve halal hotdogs
>every night instead of eating serving of hotdog, collect and take back to cell
>repeat for 2 weeks
>strap hotdogs to body using string made of dehydrated feces
>seduce a bisexual guard to come back to your cell
>hold him prisoner and demand you be let out of prison with car waiting
>drive car through tunnel
>shapeshift to previous non arabic self while quickly consuming 2 week old halal hotdogs to hide all evidence
User avatar #92 - ninjask (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into fly
>leave

**** you guys i'm being practical here
#79 - cobraghost (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into a white male
done
User avatar #66 - senseofpurpose (08/31/2013) [-]
> shapeshift into shapeshifter
> shapeshift shapeshift into shapeshifter
> shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift into shapeshifter
> shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift into shapeshifter
> shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift into shapeshifter
> shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift shapeshift into shapeshifter
User avatar #43 - runescapewasgood (08/31/2013) [-]
>Transform into an ant and walk out without being noticed
#5 - qwertyninja (08/30/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into plank of wood
>Sleep
>Guard throws me out
>???
>Profit
#134 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
> related

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