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User avatar #119 - caocao (08/31/2013) [-]
My biology teacher told us that if we came late to class, we'd either have to get the usual punishment(that leads to detention) or bake a cake for the next biology lesson.
He also lets chew gum in class, because he heard it helps you concentrate.
User avatar #115 - prettypalmtrees (08/31/2013) [-]
I can't wait to be a teacher.
User avatar #110 - jonson (08/31/2013) [-]
My high school teacher got drunk with all the students who were celebrating last day of school. He then said he had best time ever with us throughout last 4 years.

He is awesome
#98 - cazabrow (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so much anger for the bitches who decided to stand up and ruin it..
User avatar #92 - ewowo (08/31/2013) [-]
It's disappointing that the runes on his hammer don't spell an actual word.
#91 - charac (08/31/2013) [-]
The last one
User avatar #76 - jdubbs (08/31/2013) [-]
My 5th grade teacher made my class do the 3 minute test. I was the only asshole that was there that yelled my name really loud and wrote my name on the board.
User avatar #73 - elcreepo (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Our chemistry teacher was allowed each year to put sodium in water as a demo for freshmen in the cafeteria. There are still holes in the floor where the resulting sparks flew.

Our biology teacher, upon our asking what the object in the room that resembled a shower (in case we got something like acid on us) was once we moved to a new school, let us pull it one class later when we all brought a change of clothes. A third of us were soaked.

And quite a few more of my teachers found ways to screw with the system and give zero ***** for anyone but the children, my aging AP English teacher enjoyed tricking the school into letting him do whatever he wanted for his class (meaning we didn't have to keep writing journals or any of that middle school **** they made all the english teachers in high school do). My psychology teacher was not a force to be reckoned with, she was a chair and desk short one year and got into a fight with two janitors and the superintendent over taking a chair and table from the common area into her classroom, and was famous for half the nutty things she did in order to aid the learning experience of her students.

User avatar #67 - optimussum (08/31/2013) [-]
It's almost like teachers are people!
User avatar #66 - megusters (08/31/2013) [-]
My english teacher did #11 on my first day sophomore year, then she introduced my class to funnyjunk, then wore a horse mask to the pep rally, and let my class play vidya at the end of the year.
User avatar #61 - Katzie (08/31/2013) [-]
Number 11, the three minute test one. I got it a few years ago, and yes of course I was first and was doing the middle instructions like "Say your first name loudly" to show how are I'd failed.
#59 - poniesareghey (08/31/2013) [-]
I chuckled at the iphone one and wished my school had staff that wasn't just full of boring dickwads, but at the same time I have to be appreciative it isn't like that. For example, I was at a school assembly when my friend took my phone and changed the lock to some white dude getting nailed by the biggest, blackest cock to ever entered this earth. Just as I got my phone back, one of the cunts there had me give it to her. I only had time to lock the screen but to this day I suspect someone, somewhere in the staff accidentally hit the power button.
I chuckled at the iphone one and wished my school had staff that wasn't just full of boring dickwads, but at the same time I have to be appreciative it isn't like that. For example, I was at a school assembly when my friend took my phone and changed the lock to some white dude getting nailed by the biggest, blackest cock to ever entered this earth. Just as I got my phone back, one of the cunts there had me give it to her. I only had time to lock the screen but to this day I suspect someone, somewhere in the staff accidentally hit the power button.
User avatar #58 - franklyimaperson (08/31/2013) [-]
... I miss school... I really, actually do
User avatar #27 - assdoreponyfucker (08/31/2013) [-]
I wish I get a good teach this year
User avatar #22 - ivoryhammer (08/31/2013) [-]
I had a really hot history teacher that gave away candy a lot, and gave you a bunch of candy and stuff if you got a 5 on the STAR test for history.
#21 - bjerneironbeard (08/30/2013) [-]
We got to watch South Park during math class whenever students had managed to correct the teacher on the spot ten times. So it was in intervals sometimes close apart and sometimes far apart
User avatar #10 - bowmasta (08/30/2013) [-]
Good god 15 is Hilarious.
#8 - suchtino ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Man and i had only asshole teachers
User avatar #4 - jellybob ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I used conditioner first once.....once.....
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