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User avatar #3 - guywithafork (08/30/2013) [-]
Why is it whenever someone absolutely despises someone they'll spell out their laughs like that? Since when was "Haw haw haw" an insult? I don't really care but I just found that weird.

On to more series matters, internet arguments.
"...And then I said, 'go make me a sandwich!' " *Laughter*
"I don't get it."
"Well, you see because it is commonly shown that women belong in the kitchen, and it is also very common to display that while a female is in the kitchen she would make something, as to not waste her time in the kitchen. The most common work on this is to quickly say go make me a sandwich, which I have stated. It directly goes to the problem, well sounding a lot more collected and casual. While "go back to the kitchen" is much more aggressive then saying "go make me a sandwich". While still being an insult to women, it acts much smoother".

*Silence*



"YOU MISOGYNISTIC LITTLE **** HOW DARE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A REPLY TO MY PETTY JOKE!"
User avatar #5 to #4 - guywithafork (08/30/2013) [-]
I feel this was the only suitable reaction
#60 to #3 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
Haha, looks like this super cool dude has just backed up his reason for treating women like trash! Isn't misogyny epic?
#80 to #3 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
This is exactly the kind of comment that used to be thumbed up when more users were cultured. But, at least you still have top comment!
This is exactly the kind of comment that used to be thumbed up when more users were cultured. But, at least you still have top comment!
User avatar #92 to #80 - guywithafork (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm really reluctant to thumb down all these comments too, as they can see it was me.
#100 to #92 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
Good, that's someone else's job anyway. I really like that feature. People are going to start thinking twice before being a faggot with their thumbs. And, I won't accidentally call out the wrong person for thumbing me down.
#79 to #3 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
Remember when the top comment used to be a witty remark sometimes funnier than the content? Now, it's just some disagreeable comment that I'm guessing the newfags pick to nail up top to feel superior. Facebook immigrant mob mentality
User avatar #83 to #79 - guywithafork (08/31/2013) [-]
I think I just used too many words for them in my opinion. #7 did the same thing but used a tad bit less and he has +41. Well, atleast I still have 160+ Comment levels, so It'll be a while till I'm banned from thumbs!
User avatar #68 to #3 - pacmanwakkawakka (08/31/2013) [-]
Because it's funny, you uneducated twat. Why the **** do you think this site is called funnyjunk?
User avatar #64 to #3 - clonesmustdie (08/31/2013) [-]
what
#36 to #3 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
Or: "How is that funny?"

User avatar #10 to #3 - huszti (08/30/2013) [-]
i guess it's to put an emphasise the laughter and it's kinda like to show how evil you laugh.
an evil "harr harr harr" or whatever is better than "*evil laughter*" imo
User avatar #65 to #10 - supamonkey (08/31/2013) [-]
I prefer "Mwahahahaha!"
User avatar #11 to #10 - guywithafork (08/30/2013) [-]
Really? I pronounced it in my mind as if it was "Caw" but with an H, and said it in a mocking tone.
User avatar #13 to #11 - guywithafork (08/30/2013) [-]
that does NOT Sound threatening in my opinion
User avatar #16 to #13 - violentpixi (08/30/2013) [-]
I think it's supposed to sound like an idiot laughing.
User avatar #17 to #16 - guywithafork (08/30/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what I thought too.
User avatar #51 - thebritishguy (08/31/2013) [-]
You can't really plan your own punchline because you can't predict what people say, if I tried to do this it would be like
me: "You can't make yourself a sandwich"
bloke: " **** off Jamie you faggot"
me: "I don't get it, can you explain"
bloke: "now we will rape"
me:"pls be gentle"

Although if it happened in real life it would be far more homoerotic
#53 to #51 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
OMG YOUR PIC LOOOOOOL
User avatar #2 - thepyras (08/30/2013) [-]
This'll work great until you try it on anyone who's not the complete idiot you make them out to be in your head. I'm not one for racist or sexist humor really, but this is sorta stupid.
#1 - macabrealucard (08/30/2013) [-]
ouch burn
ouch burn
User avatar #135 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
grogovic
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#113 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
you see the problem with this is that the person who wrote this thinks that everyone in the world will just automatically break down and be like "oh damn now i have to explain it so theyll get it" no. i could do this to any one of my friends and theyd either tell me to shut up or theyd say something along the lines of "because shes a woman and women are only here to make sandwiches" if i was to be sitting at the place where we all hang out at ( a table outside of mcdonalds everyone in town calls the post up spot) and i did that i would probably be voted off of the table like a game of survivor
#111 - ekatchenko (08/31/2013) [-]
Lucas approves
#98 - godkingkoot (08/31/2013) [-]
racist jokes, just seen in a different perspective you say?
racist jokes, just seen in a different perspective you say?
User avatar #97 - useroftheLOLZ (08/31/2013) [-]
I think the really funny thing about this is that everyone who is asking to have the joke explained, will look like they have aspergers
#96 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Annie are you ok?
Annie are you ok?
User avatar #93 - sheepysquirrel (08/31/2013) [-]
Ok I'll make one.

"I bet that black go over there lives on welfare"

Explain

"Well see I knew him growing up and he got into gang activity and was forcibly hooked on meth amphetamines, and began robbing people to pay for his addiction. By the time he was 15 he had murdered 5 people but got out with time served at 18. He is also a registered sex offender and no place will higher him so he lives off of the state."

O-..oh...

"Nah just kidding, he's a ****** "
#55 - weenieandthebutt (08/31/2013) [-]
Jesus man, can't you just explain your jokes as "because, stereotypes that conform to observation or statistics or ideas cultivated by society" or whatever?   
   
Example:    
   
-"Why do women have boobs? Something to look at when you're talking to them"   
   
-"I don't get it, explain it?"   
   
-"Because men love boobs so we like to look at them. The combination between a man's general low attention span and that a lot of women are usually boring to talk to doesn't mix too well so the only thing the flow of conversation going is boobs".
Jesus man, can't you just explain your jokes as "because, stereotypes that conform to observation or statistics or ideas cultivated by society" or whatever?

Example:

-"Why do women have boobs? Something to look at when you're talking to them"

-"I don't get it, explain it?"

-"Because men love boobs so we like to look at them. The combination between a man's general low attention span and that a lot of women are usually boring to talk to doesn't mix too well so the only thing the flow of conversation going is boobs".
#47 - Dwarf (08/30/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at First tattoo **
User avatar #45 - Lordskull (08/30/2013) [-]
My family would just call me an idiot for not getting it
#43 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
Best way to get yourself labelled "That asshole that always ruins jokes by being too stupid to understand them."
#39 - fuckallyouniggers (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm going to try that now
User avatar #21 - kanatana (08/30/2013) [-]
Damn, I haven't heard either versions in a while. Thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #12 - caterpiec (08/30/2013) [-]
**caterpiec rolled a random comment #196 posted by drunkasaurus at I really want this to happen ** :
I dreamt I was getting a new phone, and I got an android phone, that for some reason was made of wood. I went to my job delivering pizzas, and while I was delivering pizzas I realized I should have got a Nokia Lumia (of all things? wtf.) so I'm driving all around, trying to find a ******* AT&T store to make the switch, meanwhile, the person I'm supposed to deliver the pizza keeps calling and texting me about how she needs her pizza, and I was all "omg, it's not always about you, I'm trying to trade in my phone" and she apologized, and when I finally got to the AT&T store it was closed, but the drive through was still open, but they only sold prepaid phones at the drive through so I switched my plan to prepaid and then I went home and my Dad yelled at me for ******* up our family plan...
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