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#171 - joshlol
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Since many people are posting Texas pride images I just want to say I hope none of you Americans ever take your country for granted. As a non-us citizen, living in the states is a dream I will likely never achieve.

>tfw no greencard
#170 - flashbob
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(08/30/2013) [-]
First time in a while FJ has made me really laugh for real Thx mate.

I'll come back and give you and the original poster a thumb when I manage to prove I'm not a bot or a dickhead
#169 - mekingtunder
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Just wanna say i thought this is funny, i tried to thumb but i can't even thumb people no more.
#165 - cookiel
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Legit made me laugh. Thumb for you
#164 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
seriously whats the deal with taxes, its like we're a state and we need money. you have 100 pizzas and a guy is like wtf dude give me 36 pieces

eat a DICK
#152 - notacop
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Lightbulb, a boat of tampons
#142 - chupavisor
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Well... I mean the description isn't wrong...
#141 - whippedcream
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Old joke, but still funny. Have my thumb.
#140 - OmgitsMiguel
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(08/30/2013) [-]
PLEASE STICK IT IN MY ASS
#118 - illkillyourpuppy
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(08/30/2013) [-]
**illkillyourpuppy rolled user dermuffin ** So.... how does it feel to spend that much money?
#107 - caterpiec
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(08/30/2013) [-]
**caterpiec rolled a random comment #28 posted by srskate at Ezio Auditore ** :
You really don't know how college towns work, do you?
#102 - borgbot
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#94 - zatchattack
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Hey guys, guess what I am!
#111 to #94 - misticalz
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Dumb.
#116 to #111 - zatchattack
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Nope, you're all wrong. I'm Texas.
#113 to #94 - gmarrox
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(08/30/2013) [-]
An anatomically incorrect representation of a sea sponge
An anatomically incorrect representation of a sea sponge
#114 to #94 - tailsx
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(08/30/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Poor Aunt Helen ** A sponge
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Poor Aunt Helen ** A sponge
#121 to #94 - askinnywhiteboy **User deleted account**
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#74 - animedudej ONLINE
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(08/30/2013) [-]
read it before... but worth re-reading
#68 - igfanforlife
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(08/30/2013) [-]
How many salsa dld you malts today?“ Oh lightbulb, you crack me up
#61 - asheskirata
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(08/30/2013) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Boredom is the best tool for creativity **

nice one, OP
#38 - haidbz
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Tis is ancient! I read this long before I ever heard about FJ! Still good, though...
#3 - fartknuckles
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(08/30/2013) [-]
smooth op....smooth. 10/10
smooth op....smooth. 10/10
#53 to #3 - coryxyzagain
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Is that Tony Jaa?
#167 to #53 - fartknuckles
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(08/30/2013) [-]
i think so but......not sure because i watch alot of movies.
#1 - myaccountisnew
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Sheesh.  Don't mess with Texas.
Sheesh. Don't mess with Texas.
#7 to #1 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
It's the accent. My grandfather is from Texas and he always hid his accent, except when he was flying.

Something about the accent sounds cool and in control. People trust it.
#64 to #1 - stagger
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(08/30/2013) [-]
"Don't mess with Texas" was a littering campaign to clean up the highways.

:l



#108 - melissawilkers
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