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#524 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
GUYS, ya know that cool thin guys have, and women don't, testosterone? Retards.
#528 to #524 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/30/2013) [-]
"...ya know that cool thin guys have, and women don't..."
"...ya know that cool thin guys have, and women don't..."
#552 to #528 - seonjones
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Agree
#530 to #528 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
By that logic, black people > white people. Not by the examples, but the thought process.
#532 to #530 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/30/2013) [-]
What are you smoking?
#537 to #532 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Nothing, physical ability is not equality, clearly, you're a tard.
#543 to #537 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/30/2013) [-]
"...physical ability is not equality..."
Yep. If someone is stronger than another person, then one person has more strength than the other. Good job figuring that out! You seem to have come a long way, even with your severe autism.
#457 - fatimmortal
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(08/30/2013) [-]
But I don't hit women, only assholes.
#587 to #457 - konradkurze
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(12/12/2013) [-]
ignaciopvl wants your fist up his ass
#588 to #587 - ignaciopvl
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(12/12/2013) [-]
Maybe... but you can't prove it...yet
#470 to #457 - ignaciopvl
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(08/30/2013) [-]
So... you are into fisting i presume?
#401 - nephritho
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Let's get this straight once and for all.
When a woman dress up like a slut or half naked she might not asked to be raped.
BUT it make it just more likely to be a target by a rapist.
If you don't want to be raped. wear regular clothing like a regular person,
and for **** sake don't drink or use drugs until you drop on the floor.
beside dressing up like a slut don't make you gain popularity. it just make you look like a slut.
#379 - numbersletters
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Related video from Bill Burr, one of the greatest comedians IMO .
"There is NO reason to hit a woman!"
#380 to #379 - numbersletters
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(08/30/2013) [-]
"Talking about hitting women, sweetheart!"
#333 - dafiltafish
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Don't fight, dance it out.
#330 - CatholicPriest
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(08/30/2013) [-]
They also think it's acceptable to scream as loud as they can in your face and that it's not okay for a man to do it.
They also think it's acceptable to scream as loud as they can in your face and that it's not okay for a man to do it.
#349 to #330 - crazyspireman
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(08/30/2013) [-]
This gif shall come in handy eventually. fukken saved
#283 - prequel **User deleted account**
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#291 to #283 - dudeyouisnasty
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I like to believe that female FJers are not feminazis.
#304 to #283 - sorcha
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I agree wit the post too many women hide beind te fact that most men wont hit them back.

But saying that I would see it as worse if a man beat up a random woman than if he beat up a random bloke just because on average we have less physical strenght
#289 to #283 - thenikohero
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#295 to #283 - bbbegley
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(08/30/2013) [-]
If you really think women should be equal, then you should feel like women can take a punch. I don't think it's wrong to hit a woman. It's wrong to hit anyone unless it's in self defense. This includes women, coming from a woman. If a bitch hits you, hit that mother ****** back.
#303 to #295 - waterbottlemanboy
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Yes. I completely agree, that's equality right there. Forget about their gender, think about their actions.
#312 to #283 - PhedoBear
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(08/30/2013) [-]
i don't care
i don't care
#315 to #312 - galkawhm
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Here, take this version.
Here, take this version.
#316 to #315 - PhedoBear
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(08/30/2013) [-]
awww it's so cute thank you
awww it's so cute thank you
#344 to #283 - crutoncrazy
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To be completely honest, I believe in social equality between men and women but I believe the majority of the feminist movements are blowing things far out of proportion. Call me old fashioned, but I honestly think that women should somewhat serve their men. I believe the male of the household should be the primary source of income while the woman keeps up with the household. Not to say that women should be strictly confined to the home, by all means pursue a profession, but I feel it is important that a man has the most financial responsibility. That being said I think I can safely say that I think it is wrong for a man to strike a woman without being called a hypocrite. I'm not after total equality, I'm after mutual respect and chivalry.
#409 to #344 - Trol
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Do you wear a fedora?
#267 - JudasLitl
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#252 - zeroxnight ONLINE
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(08/30/2013) [-]
*cough
#263 to #252 - exclamation
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(08/30/2013) [-]
sauce pls
#264 to #263 - zeroxnight ONLINE
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(08/30/2013) [-]
season 2 of Toaru Majutsu no Index
#220 - alucord
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Damn it feels good to be gangster.
Damn it feels good to be gangster.
#159 - makotoitou
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Just remove the words man and woman and replace it with human. Complete equality.
#116 - chargrilledawesome
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(08/29/2013) [-]
The world today
The world today
#145 to #116 - albertjester
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(08/30/2013) [-]
ride out and meet them.
ride out and meet them.
#152 to #145 - chargrilledawesome
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Agreed   
Call the Banners
Agreed
Call the Banners
#59 - takaneuva
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#53 - adaptinvert
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Alright, I know that what I am about to do is internet suicide, but here it goes...

I say this as a young man.
This goes out to the prospective men and young men of this website, specifically those who rag so hard on feminism. There is a concept that is nearly lost that must be rediscovered. Chivalry. Equal this and equal that simply does not matter. If you someday wish to claim the title of Man, then you must be willing to accept (gladly) that being a man means bearing certain responsibilities for the women in your life. These are things you don't get to complain about, period. You need to wrap your minds around the fact that women are, in fact, special. They deserve our time, energy, love, and compassion. You give up your bus seat to them if the bus is full. You hold doors open, not because they can't, but because it is polite. You register for selective service so that they can be safe in times of total war. You protect them, not because they are defenseless, but because the thought of them coming to harm is so repugnant that you would rather die than see that come to pass. If you don't have a girlfriend or a meaningful relationship with a woman in your life, it is not because they are "bitches who just friendzone you", it is because you are not living up to the standards of manhood and chivalry. Coming to this website to wallow in self pity and apathy towards your role as a man is childish. Refusal to acknowledge your duty to women is cowardly. Are we slaves? No. Are we guardians, providers, and lovers? Yes. End of discussion.
#58 to #53 - anon
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Chivalry is for the french
#65 to #53 - timmywankenobi
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(08/29/2013) [-]
hmm well since for the most part women no longer respect men or their sacrifices and mearly see them as disposible. I am afraid chivalry must go as women now seen to think they are entitled to male sacrifices on their behalf simply for being female and do not have to recognize or respect men in return and can infact belittle the deaths of 1000's of men like it was nothing and moan how they are the real victims.
#69 to #53 - anon
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Chivalry was based on a contract: Women own a man's ability to work and protect, men own a woman's ability to reproduce.
Women broke this contract, they can no longer demand men adhere to it.
#62 to #53 - slimeywaffles
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Women hold doors, too. I do it all the time.
But I get where you're coming from. Watch this.
Feminism and the Disposable Male
#101 to #62 - ironsliver ONLINE
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I was totally not expecting what I got out of that video! Thank you for posting that!
#68 to #53 - serterazi
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I Read it.......Well said.
#72 to #53 - zorororonoa
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Well if they don't deserve it, then why would we have to do it then? But if they do deserve it, then sure, be as chivalrous as you want.
#94 to #53 - persevs ONLINE
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Implying that the men in your life are less important than the women in your life. Your time, energy, love and compassion are for everyone who deserves it and as long as they haven't done anything terrible that you know off, then they deserve it. Which means any complete stranger deserves your help when in a situation that they clearly need it, doesn't matter if they're male or female.

And about the "bitches who just friendzone you", friendship is quite a meaningful relationship in my opinion and no one should expect girls they make friends with to want to date them. As for the wallowing in selfpity, these people might have a very legit reason for feeling as they do and we shouldn't judge them without knowing the whole story, and rather offer advice to help them on the right path.
#165 to #53 - jagenblitz
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(08/30/2013) [-]
. . .That was the most beta piece of ******** I have ever heard in my life. I owe nothing to people that I do not know. People don't deserve **** just because they were born with a vajayjay.   
   
I will give my seat to people who need it, not to someone who happens to have a vagina. Because that is the right thing to do.   
   
I will hold the door open for anybody, not just someone who has a vagina. Because that is the right thing to do.    
   
I will protect people not because they have a vagina, but because I care for them. Because that is the right thing to do.   
   
The only standards I have to live up to are those of a human being. Woman no longer have a duty to be subservient housewives, and men no longer have a duty to sacrifice their lives for them.   
   
Take your head out of your ass.
. . .That was the most beta piece of ******** I have ever heard in my life. I owe nothing to people that I do not know. People don't deserve **** just because they were born with a vajayjay.

I will give my seat to people who need it, not to someone who happens to have a vagina. Because that is the right thing to do.

I will hold the door open for anybody, not just someone who has a vagina. Because that is the right thing to do.

I will protect people not because they have a vagina, but because I care for them. Because that is the right thing to do.

The only standards I have to live up to are those of a human being. Woman no longer have a duty to be subservient housewives, and men no longer have a duty to sacrifice their lives for them.

Take your head out of your ass.

#388 to #165 - misturzero
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(08/30/2013) [-]
This, blitzen, is why the world is going to shat. No one has humanity or compassion for anyone anymore.
#431 to #388 - jagenblitz
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(08/30/2013) [-]
********. There's a lot of ****** up **** in the world, but the only reason you think that is because the media has made it easier to hear about horrible stories and stupid people.

There always have and always will be assholes, but people are generally better than they were.
#342 to #165 - tomtomvdp
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I was about to answer him , but you did it for me. its great to see that there are people who agree with my moral/social standards.
#584 to #342 - misturzero
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Yes you guys are so amazing for thinking people are good.
#585 to #584 - tomtomvdp
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I don't think that people are good , it's not a belief nor a thought . i make sure it's a fact being good , and contributive myself.
#42 - TexMex
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(08/29/2013) [-]
My friend told me that women feel more pain than men. That they are in much more pain if for example you'd get punched. Is this somewhat true or ********?
#43 to #42 - hisnameisjake
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(08/29/2013) [-]
I've heard the opposite, that women can take a lot more pain then men. I don't really know how true that is though, it sounds like ******** to me
#44 to #43 - damnusername ONLINE
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(08/29/2013) [-]
the answer to this is that most of the time women cannot take as much pain as men, however during childbirth this is the exact opposite due to the increased amount of natural painkillers produced by the brain.
#88 to #44 - captininsanoobacon
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(08/29/2013) [-]
thats what i have heard too. Sans childbirth i have heard that women can tolerate low-moderate amounts of pain for and extended period of time better then men, but men have a higher pain threshold ( how much is actually takes to feel pain) and can tolerate high amounts of pain better. I have also heard there are slight differences in our nervous system that make them more sensitive to pain, dont have anything ti support that claim though.
#46 to #44 - hisnameisjake
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Sounds about right, thanks
Sounds about right, thanks
#47 to #46 - damnusername ONLINE
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(08/29/2013) [-]
no prob
#67 to #43 - slimeywaffles
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(08/29/2013) [-]
This guy in my sex-ed class asked what child birth felt like.
She said it feels like an apple coming out of a penis. Also *cough* cramps.
#45 to #43 - TexMex
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(08/29/2013) [-]
He told me that they did some test simulating the pain of child-birth and that the men handled it a lot better than the women did
#52 to #45 - monkee
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(08/29/2013) [-]
That's ********, there's plenty of videos on youtube of different men going through simulated childbirth using electrodes to contract muscles. Watch them, the most famous one of two dutch reporters is the funniest.
#56 to #52 - aetri
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(08/29/2013) [-]
For the lazy people (with English subs): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlsPXpR2ORU
#49 to #42 - timmywankenobi
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(08/29/2013) [-]
That is actually ******** ,women have a naturally higher pain tolarence to deal with child birth.
#5 - teranin
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Until that commenter called it feminism, they were right.
#529 - anon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Right that's it, I'm making an account. Dubs chooses username.
#533 to #529 - jammythemadman [OP]
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(08/30/2013) [-]
**jammythemadman rolls 90** phanactsbitch
#553 to #533 - seonjones
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#574 to #533 - phanactsbitch
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(08/31/2013) [-]
bit late
#538 to #529 - Ardoyanconorvich
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**Ardoyanconorvich rolls 41** *****************
#540 to #529 - Ardoyanconorvich
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**Ardoyanconorvich rolls 30** Showmepotatosalad
#549 to #529 - danilawleit
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**danilawleit rolls 54**

Anonymous faggot
#471 - damayo
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(08/30/2013) [-]
How about no one hits anyone. That seems reasonable to me.
#525 to #471 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/30/2013) [-]
In a fairy tale maybe. That won't ever happen in the real world. There can never be world peace.
#483 to #471 - UberAndrew
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Tell that to yourself the next time someone tries to mug you.
#486 to #483 - damayo
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I'd be telling the police the description of the mugger which is pretty rare in the places I usually hangout.
#488 to #486 - UberAndrew
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I guess. Just some people like defending themselves, more pride and honor that way.
#494 to #488 - damayo
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Depends on what I'm defending myself with and what the situation is. I would carry a Gun, Mace or a Tazer if I felt the need In a mugging fighting back is the opposite of what you should do since the mugger is probably armed. I don't fight for things like pride and honor since I always thought that was dumb. I didn't get in any fights in school because the school had a zero tolerance policy and my parents would've been pissed if I got suspended. I was bullied in middle school but fighting wouldn't have helped me in that situation.

In OP's scenario I'd run since that bitch has a ******* knife.
#512 to #494 - UberAndrew
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Well I guess that's fine for you but I along many other people would rather go down fighting than run away.
#249 - righteoussinn
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Unfortantly, even if you're in self-defense, you get legal ramifications for hitting a woman.

I rolled up in base housing on a domestic, and she had pulled knife and started slashing, he managed to disarm and restrain her. Though I ass the Patrolman found nothing wrong, his leadership did, and he was charged with I think an Article 92 (Failure to follow a lawful order), and lost a stripe. It's unfortunate and he didn't even start it or hit her. I'm sure there might have been more when he was investigated, but we found nothing wrong with it.

I would have done the same damn thing.
#251 to #249 - righteoussinn
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(08/30/2013) [-]
as* Lol GG me.
#581 to #251 - oliveirajo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Thanks god I live in Canada...
#271 to #249 - oliveirajo
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(08/30/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? I really need a source. You have to get an ramification whoever the **** you hit.
#569 to #271 - righteoussinn
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Not entirely sure what you're asking here, but I'll pull it back a bit:

I cannot comment for the civilian world, but military it's a big np-no, even in self defense. You can get in trouble for defending yourself. Can be tried under Article 92 or 134 (With clarification as it's a general article) within the UCMJ.
#60 - slimeywaffles
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(08/29/2013) [-]
Christ. I've seen somewhat reasonable "feminist" posts (mostly third-world country related) on facebook before, but this is just irrational. As if a woman can never be abusive? Jesus.
Christ. I've seen somewhat reasonable "feminist" posts (mostly third-world country related) on facebook before, but this is just irrational. As if a woman can never be abusive? Jesus.