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#414 - Gerex (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bull shit.

Bull shit.
#411 - caplocker (08/30/2013) [-]
My son plays football and is a 13 year old 5'11" nightmare. Yesterday the feds said that it was "unconstitutional" to not allow a girl to play football. So, son is going to join softball and wreck shit. If girls can play football, then boys can play softball. Can't wait to see the look on their faces when he line drives a ball into some girls face. Equality works both way mother fuckers.
#392 - tippidyt (08/30/2013) [-]
A girl from my class once kicked me in right in my glorious man tool, for no god damn reason. By the time I could get up from the floor, i punched her in the face and broke her nose.
I actually felt quite bad about it, until I started pissing blood and did so the next 2 days.
#445 - deddead (08/30/2013) [-]
When I was 16, I had a little incident at school that went a little something like this:
In commons before school (basically just an area with a bunch of tables and chairs)
grab a chair that no one was sitting in from a table (if no one is sitting there, you are allowed to do this)
girl (think of her as the neighborhood bicycle) come up behind me and slaps me across the face
Repeat the last two 2 more times
on third time, get up turn around and punch her in the face
After talking to the principal, I get sent home and she gets ISS (you sit in a tiny, cold room with a camera on you all day
All anyone said to me about it (besides my friends who said something like bitch deserved it) was you just dont hit girls
I fell like if they can hit you, you should be allowed to hit back
User avatar #435 - wunderlichh (08/30/2013) [-]
I get turned on when a girl hits me...
User avatar #394 - monstrumologist (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
there's still a difference between feminism and misandry. This, I'm pretty sure, is misandry
User avatar #398 to #396 - monstrumologist (08/30/2013) [-]
No, this is patrick
#382 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Damn it woman, you killed my whole family, friends and then made a stew out of them. I will fucking kill yo.... Oh wait, men can't hit women no matter what they did. Gosh Darn it!   
MFW to that stupid as logic. If you want equal rights then the side effect is equal fights.
Damn it woman, you killed my whole family, friends and then made a stew out of them. I will fucking kill yo.... Oh wait, men can't hit women no matter what they did. Gosh Darn it!
MFW to that stupid as logic. If you want equal rights then the side effect is equal fights.
#360 - notgamergirl (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a feminist and I don't think it's okay to hit anyone, exept if it's necessary. Things like this are stypid, and make feminists look stupid.
User avatar #363 to #360 - tittystargalactica (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm not a feminist and I agree that you should never hit anyone regardless on what genitals they have.

Equality.
#356 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
level 2 to thumb up ive been in funnyjunk since 2009... damn.
User avatar #365 to #361 - lazersharkheads (08/30/2013) [-]
Maybe he posted as anon so that people wouldn't give him a downvote shitstorm for trying to thumb-whore his account to level 2, or at least so that if so, it wouldn't impact on his account (I really don't know how it works, so this is merely a hypothesis)
User avatar #232 - mattexpress (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I know I'm preaching to the wrong crowd here, but I will always stand by how I feel about this. Men are atomically superior to women. Especially when it comes to strength. I will always treat a women hitting a man the same as a kid hitting a man. You would never hit a kid that just punched you.

Also if a women is repeatedly hitting a man and the man wants to dissolve the situation, all he has to do is wrap his arms around the women and hold her to stop her. If a man is repeatedly hitting a women , there is nothing that women can do to stop him.

Bottom line, a man should never hit a women. And any man that has done so or claims that he would do so, should be ashamed.
User avatar #239 to #232 - dedaluminus (08/30/2013) [-]
"Atomically superior"

What, are us guys made out of solid gold or some shit?
#229 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/30/2013) [-]
Equal rights, equal fights
Equal rights, equal fights
User avatar #164 - psyachu ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Okay, I'm gunna have an opinion here. If the woman is beating the crap outta you for no reason, punch her lights out. If she's pulling a knife out on you, knock her out. But if she's just being a total idiot and trying to punch you and you can overpower her really easily, I don't think you really HAVE to hit her. I guess my point is, punch her out if you're in danger, but otherwise, I don't advise it. But maybe it's just my chivalry coming out, idk.
#144 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [+] (12 replies)
No way man, never hit a woman, hands down, if she pulls a knife on you, think about what it is you could have done beforehand to prevent this, like saying sorry, or saying babe, i love you, or not ever leaving me ever for that dumb tramp. Ya he deserved what he got, HAD IT COMING. iF YOU THINK I WOULD NOT FIND OUT YOU HAD ANOTHER THING COMING YOU DIRTY FUCK..... But yea, just say you love your girl and stuff .
User avatar #154 to #144 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
So you're saying it's not OK for a man to hit a woman with his bare hands, but it's OK for a woman to attack a man with a knife?
That's not equality.
#137 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
look its one thing to hate feminism and its another thing to hate on women in general.
with all of these antifeminism posts, you guys are starting to take this way too far, and these posts are getting terribly old.


and i sincerely hope that nobody walks away from their computer tonight with the idea that its ok to start hitting chicks, because unless you fear for your safety, its NOT ok!
#131 - kristovsky (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i dont hit anyone except in self defense.

Challenge me, feminists.
User avatar #138 to #131 - agrofenlas (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm a pass-a-fist.
I smack everyone because they've offended me by existing.
User avatar #121 - defeats (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Girls are naturally more fragile though, smaller bone structure, thinner skin, less muscle mass by proportion.
I'm not disagreeing about the whole equal treatment aspect but I see why this sort of thing is so frowned upon.
Girls are much extremely likely to dig and dig at you until you're about ready to burst. But children will do this just as well, and I wouldn't hit a child or even a smaller, weaker man.

However, if I was in danger, being threatened by a knife, then I wouldn't hesitate.

I've known guys who have punched girls in the face for slapping them or for the things they've shouted at them.
One girl lost a tooth, whereas the guy she slapped suffered no damage what so ever. Unfortunately for that guy, the girl has an older brother who went after him. This guy ended up with a broken wrist and a dislocated shoulder (both on different sides).
I'm just saying, gender equality arguments aside, if you hit a girl, if you hit a girl you should be prepared for some back lash. If somebody hit my sister, regardless of the circumstances I'd make sure they got much worse than they gave.

I think the point that feminism is trying to get across is not that no man should ever hit a woman under any circumstance and you should just man up then let the woman stab you. It's not taking self defense into account at all, it's about those men who hit a woman to punish her. To punish her for saying the wrong thing, for not doing something she was told to do.

If you hit a woman to make yourself feel stronger, better, punish her then you're a coward. I'd say the same about a child, disabled person, elderly person etc.

"Prey on the weak and you will survive, prey on the strong and you will live."
User avatar #99 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't think you should hit a woman if it'd be an unfair fight.
But I also don't think you should hit a dude if it'd be an unfair fight.
If a girl is the same size as a guy, or bigger than him, I see nothing wrong with him punching her (Unless its like domestic abuse)
But if an average sized guy hits a girl who is about an average sized girl, its pretty fucked up
#98 - blanketandpillow (08/29/2013) [-]
Know what annoys me about this site? Whenever there's a topic about a woman being annoying and the guy hitting her in return, everyone supports the guy. Because physically violence is the correct answer to be getting yelled at. And for the picture, yes, if your life or someone else's life is in danger because of a woman, then do anything you can to save them. But if your feelings are hurt, or if a 5 foot woman hits you once during an argument, and you're a lot stronger and it doesn't hurt, then you shouldn't hit her back.

Men and women, at least in my experience in school, are generally equal in terms of how intelligent they are, which is what they mean when they say equality. However, it's scientifically proven that men are much stronger than woman, so it's not equal. If a knife wielding woman ran at you in ancient times or about 100 years ago, you could still hit her to save yourself. If anyone runs at you with a knife, you can generally hit them to save yourself, no matter if they have equal rights or not.
User avatar #159 - makotoitou (08/30/2013) [-]
Just remove the words man and woman and replace it with human. Complete equality.
#116 - chargrilledawesome (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The world today
The world today
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