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#278 - yeaidoliftbro
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(08/30/2013) [-]
**yeaidoliftbro rolled a random image posted in comment #3432767 at Friendly ** CAPTIAN ADULTERY
#170 - serotonin
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#292 - xsnowbanex
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The ****. Why would I need to know who liked a comment and how many times they've logged in? Makes me feel like  Peter Pan over here really creepy
The ****. Why would I need to know who liked a comment and how many times they've logged in? Makes me feel like Peter Pan over here really creepy
#298 to #292 - wanicochil
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So you can curse people under your breath that thumb you down
#268 - thebesttrumpeteer
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without france's assistance in the revolution we would have lost soooo ******* hard so take it easy on them.
#275 to #268 - spawnsy
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But thats when they were still cool, we lost our respect for them during WWI and WWII
#295 to #275 - anon
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france did better than germany in ww1, overall less casualties and verdun was less of a massacre for them than for the krauts
#310 to #295 - spawnsy
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Yeah but when the US joined the french decided to let us fight alone, we lost alot of unnessasary amount of people due to France not fighting with us a few battles
#253 - BadManTaliban
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#264 to #253 - sabcy
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you mean externally.
#255 to #253 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account**
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Dang ol' 'Murica Bill.
#240 - yuukoku
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I've always loved Captain America. .gif not related.
I've always loved Captain America. .gif not related.
#265 to #240 - sabcy
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... why are underwear eating rats such a common complaint.
#256 to #240 - yuukoku
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To everybody who wants sauce, I don't have any.

If anyone has the sauce, please enlighten us all with it.
#250 to #240 - royalwerewolf
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sauce
#251 to #250 - alarmdemon
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#252 to #251 - royalwerewolf
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yessssssssssssssss this pleases me
#277 to #250 - ahjay
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#238 - nigelthesamaritan
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I never got the hate France gets. I mean, they're the only country to have consistently been America's ally since our inception, they helped us gain our independence from Britain, they've helped us in multiple wars that we probably wouldn't have won otherwise (The War of 1812, The Civil War), and they built one of our main symbols of freedom and democracy: The Statue of Liberty. The French are bros in my books.
#239 to #238 - Edensfire
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Sorry bud, but you were taught your history wrong. The War of 1812 goes to Canada.
#242 to #238 - onewhoobserves
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The reason they get so much **** is that they lost so quickly in World War 2 and lost in Vietnam. Then they refused to support several international policing movements by the UN and then also did not support the 2nd gulf war.

Now to put this in perspective: They lost so quickly in World War 2 because of the absolutely crushing casualties sustained in World War 1. When they say they lost a generation of the most productive segment of their population they are being almost literal. In addition a large amount of the French army escaped from France early in the war and fought during the campaigns after D-day during the liberation of France and I believe they had some major roles in the North African campaign. This also doesn't account for the actions and courage of the French resistance.

Vietnam was a war that the French army was ill-adapted for and ultimately a war that the French people didn't particularly want.

The rest of it has been deliberate policy choices on the part of the French government for various reasons.
#248 to #238 - Bad Man
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Ignore everyone else. They hate France because they're pricks that don't bathe.
#274 to #238 - kadel
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On the other side, I wouldn't forget Napoleon who got similar "success" (uh) when it came to conquering Europe as did Germany in ww2.
#128 - Loppytaffy
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I would kill to be the person who teaches, in depth, actual French history to Americans.
#171 to #128 - biscuitsunited
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You would kill to teach a class history on a country they can't find on a map?
#244 to #128 - neoexdeath
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Mot people are aware that its just a joke. And a good chunk of us actually know something of French history, its the same reason the Murica jokes work. People KNOW we're not all manatees on scooters with AK 47s, but its hilarious to joke about it.
#306 to #244 - Loppytaffy
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Yes but there's a good number of Americans who can support that stereotype.
I can't name any wars that France has surrendered.
Sure, they've lost battles, but boy do they fight hard.
Even in WWII they remained on the allies despite losing
#162 to #128 - crazyeyedbioll
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I would kill to be the one who teaches in depth, how to take a joke to butthurtians.
#187 to #162 - Loppytaffy
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Well i just think more accurate jokes are funny. Or ironic ones.
Like America's "freedom!" and Russia being crazy.
France has a long and proud history of winning wars and profiting off the back of them. England may hate France, but we still respect them.
#193 to #187 - kristovsky
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im british and i dont hate france, thats a bit outdated. sure, we are competitive with them, but hate them no.
#305 to #193 - Loppytaffy
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All my family and anyone I've ever asked about it has said they hate France.
#309 to #305 - kristovsky
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dont know where you live, but i dont find that kind of sentiment in the places around the country that ive been, or where i live.
#110 - drambuiemmm
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MFW I see captain America cut a man in half with his shield and the most violent thing I ever saw him do was cut off a Chitauri's arm in The Avengers.
#20 - randomheros
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#30 to #20 - ponypro
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#281 - CakemanRPG
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Damn I gotta know which issue this is.
Damn I gotta know which issue this is.
#284 to #281 - ldubs
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I believe it's either the last or second to last issue of the first Ultimates series.
#257 - unncommon
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This is brought to you by the FREE AS **** foundation.
#192 - hankpym
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#169 - biscuitsunited
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#153 - eddymolly
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Good ol' Captain A, always follow his orders.
#231 to #153 - thatstraightop **User deleted account**
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Shield of freedom has commanded me to wank. *Sigh* here we go again
#173 to #153 - pedraum
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Well, you may say he's a WANKer
#120 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE
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#101 - spambassador
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Millar has done some really good stuff, and some really ****** stuff. He wrote some pretty good stuff like Kick Ass, then some ******* atrocious stuff like Kick Ass 2. dont EVER read Kick Ass 2. the movies okay because its nothing like the book.

That captain america is the america we dont talk about
#108 to #101 - romeosdistress
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Thumbs because I agree with every point you made, especially that bit about Kick-Ass 2. It was just awful.
#80 - silvertongueddevil
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(08/29/2013) [-]
America, **** YEAH!
America, **** YEAH!
#49 - thereisaguy
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Man The Ultimate universe made everyone an asshole. Except Spidey, he was always a good kid. Until he died at least.
#62 to #49 - itemexchange
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he was a lot liek deadpool in the old old comics
#229 to #49 - needmesomebacon
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I ******* hate the Ultimate universe, they made one of my favourite characters (Hank Pym) kill Janet. It was bad enough them making him a woman beater, then they make him go do that.
#53 to #49 - blackscales
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Or a cannibal.
#4 - derricktwo
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