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#196 - furtehlulz (08/24/2013) [-]
My first BJ was terrible, it was my then girlfriends first experience with cock since being a sperm shot out her dads into her mothers vag. There was almost no use of tongue, minimal suction, no handwork and her teeth actually scraped OFF a decent portion of the head, putting my dick out of commission for 2 weeks ...
and all of this happened after giving her clear instructions and actually physically showing her the sensitive parts and telling what felt good where during the 5 second bursts of actual decent BJ.
After nearly an hour later and still no cum shot she went home and cried because she couldn't do it right.
-.- blowjobs suck!
User avatar #180 - swimmingprodigy (08/24/2013) [-]
My first BJ was terrible. It was a girl in my senior year english class, complete virgin, never blew anyone before. It lasted 45 minutes because she could only suck for about a minute before stopping for air or something and she never finished me off.
User avatar #153 - Eggerz (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is that the episode where sarek transfers his emotions into picard so he can mediate a conference?
#121 - elijahcrazy (08/23/2013) [-]
**elijahcrazy rolled a random image posted in comment #609578 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** my face when going to get blowjob
User avatar #105 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
>MFW first BJ
>TFW I have no FW
>TFW never had a BJ
*Sob*
#98 - oxYKellark (08/23/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #90 - moevleboevle (08/23/2013) [-]
that is not how you give a bj
#63 - deathklokiller (08/23/2013) [-]
mfw standing up getting a bj
mfw standing up getting a bj
#61 - wildberk (08/23/2013) [-]
Pretty much how I felt.
Pretty much how I felt.
#52 - ecion (08/23/2013) [-]
my ex gave me lots of sex but no blow jobs
#197 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
hahaha op getting a bj, that's classic!
#195 - ahjay (08/24/2013) [-]
My first BJ was pretty bad. My now ex girlfriend took way too long and I didn't even finish (Mainly because my Dad actually called in the middle of it all and said he was already out in front of her house). When I got home I just 			*******		 masturbated.   
   
Neddless to say it was pretty damn daring that we tried it while her Mom was home.   
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My first BJ was pretty bad. My now ex girlfriend took way too long and I didn't even finish (Mainly because my Dad actually called in the middle of it all and said he was already out in front of her house). When I got home I just ******* masturbated.

Neddless to say it was pretty damn daring that we tried it while her Mom was home.
gif. unrelated
#141 - acask (08/24/2013) [-]
**acask rolled a random image posted in comment #5782257 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** mfw
User avatar #136 - shadowstepone (08/23/2013) [-]
my first blowjob really sucked. and not in the good way.
no, actually, she bit my dick so hard it bled a little
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User avatar #21 - thebukman (08/23/2013) [-]
But OP, that's not how to give a blowjob.
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