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#57 - krayon (08/23/2013) [-]
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Fuck this, I'm out. ** <---- MFW i got my first BJ
User avatar #32 - yetiyitties (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My first blowjob was from my friends with benefits, I had a full on boner while she was wet and had on a thong and I boxers, I was beating around the bush and being a fag and kissing her neck and she just lowers my boxers, and I was so nervous my dick minimized into flacid mode, she starts sucking my dick and it's still flacid, I was freaking out in my head but I was pretending it was awesome, so she wouldn't feel bad. She was cool about it and said we could do it another time, after I told her it was my first time. But god damn was I embarrassed as **** .
User avatar #39 to #32 - desuforeverlulz (08/23/2013) [-]
Eh that's not so bad.
#197 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
hahaha op getting a bj, that's classic!
#196 - furtehlulz (08/24/2013) [-]
My first BJ was terrible, it was my then girlfriends first experience with cock since being a sperm shot out her dads into her mothers vag. There was almost no use of tongue, minimal suction, no handwork and her teeth actually scraped OFF a decent portion of the head, putting my dick out of commission for 2 weeks ...
and all of this happened after giving her clear instructions and actually physically showing her the sensitive parts and telling what felt good where during the 5 second bursts of actual decent BJ.
After nearly an hour later and still no cum shot she went home and cried because she couldn't do it right.
-.- blowjobs suck!
User avatar #180 - swimmingprodigy (08/24/2013) [-]
My first BJ was terrible. It was a girl in my senior year english class, complete virgin, never blew anyone before. It lasted 45 minutes because she could only suck for about a minute before stopping for air or something and she never finished me off.
User avatar #153 - Eggerz (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is that the episode where sarek transfers his emotions into picard so he can mediate a conference?
#121 - elijahcrazy (08/23/2013) [-]
**elijahcrazy rolled a random image posted in comment #609578 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** my face when going to get blowjob
User avatar #105 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
>MFW first BJ
>TFW I have no FW
>TFW never had a BJ
#98 - oxYKellark (08/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 - moevleboevle (08/23/2013) [-]
that is not how you give a bj
#71 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
guys why are you talking **** about op just because hes actually had a blowjob before and your all virgins, i've had many blowjobs and thats mfw too
#74 to #71 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
samefag detected
#63 - deathklokiller ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
mfw standing up getting a bj
mfw standing up getting a bj
#61 - wildberk (08/23/2013) [-]
Pretty much how I felt.
Pretty much how I felt.
#52 - ecion (08/23/2013) [-]
my ex gave me lots of sex but no blow jobs
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