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#191 - auesis (08/24/2013) [-]
My first one was terrible. She hadn't done anything sexual for two years or so, totally out of it by that point, so it was just teeth, teeth everywhere. She had to finish me off with her hands, and luckily she got back in the zone after a while, but that still remains a horrific memory.   
   
>MFW severe disappointment on first time
My first one was terrible. She hadn't done anything sexual for two years or so, totally out of it by that point, so it was just teeth, teeth everywhere. She had to finish me off with her hands, and luckily she got back in the zone after a while, but that still remains a horrific memory.

>MFW severe disappointment on first time
#164 - xsnowbanex (08/24/2013) [-]
mfw first blowjob
mfw first blowjob
#163 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hah is funy becuz secks
good one
#162 - texafornication (08/24/2013) [-]
mfw she used teeth
#151 - onionsam (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**onionsam rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at (untitled) ** MFW
#125 - scottysglasses (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**scottysglasses rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at tweet tweet **   
   
MFW
**scottysglasses rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at tweet tweet **

MFW
#118 - matuemco ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
**matuemco rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Grand Theft 4chan ** mfw
#116 - poyuma (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This was mine
This was mine
#26 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
my first blowjob really sucked (hehe) because she was using too much teeth
#182 - thempc ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
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mfw
User avatar #139 - bluekisses (08/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Hey fj, need advice, my boyfriend and I are at a point of moving to this step. Any tips/suggestions? Much appreciated. I never done this before help?
User avatar #146 to #142 - bronyjdos (08/24/2013) [-]
On a serious note, make sure he wraps it before you let him tap it.
#114 - kilroyxx (08/23/2013) [-]
MFW she grabs my junk.
MFW she grabs my junk.
#92 - endofttme (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**endofttme rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It has happened! ** MFW first BJ
**endofttme rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It has happened! ** MFW first BJ
User avatar #91 - cantfindausername (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The first time I received a blowjob, my partner was unable to make me ejaculate. She said her mouth hurt or something and I was going to give her lockjaw.
#89 - tastyhams (08/23/2013) [-]
mfw first bj
mfw first bj
User avatar #78 - unbelievable (08/23/2013) [-]
Acting.
#66 - cozmoisme ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
still haven't had mine...
#57 - krayon (08/23/2013) [-]
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Fuck this, I'm out. ** <---- MFW i got my first BJ
#42 - saxong (08/23/2013) [-]
**saxong rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Doctor who easter egg ** MFW first BJ
User avatar #32 - yetiyitties (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My first blowjob was from my friends with benefits, I had a full on boner while she was wet and had on a thong and I boxers, I was beating around the bush and being a fag and kissing her neck and she just lowers my boxers, and I was so nervous my dick minimized into flacid mode, she starts sucking my dick and it's still flacid, I was freaking out in my head but I was pretending it was awesome, so she wouldn't feel bad. She was cool about it and said we could do it another time, after I told her it was my first time. But god damn was I embarrassed as **** .
User avatar #39 to #32 - desuforeverlulz (08/23/2013) [-]
Eh that's not so bad.
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