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#191 - auesis
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(08/24/2013) [-]
My first one was terrible. She hadn't done anything sexual for two years or so, totally out of it by that point, so it was just teeth, teeth everywhere. She had to finish me off with her hands, and luckily she got back in the zone after a while, but that still remains a horrific memory.   
   
>MFW severe disappointment on first time
My first one was terrible. She hadn't done anything sexual for two years or so, totally out of it by that point, so it was just teeth, teeth everywhere. She had to finish me off with her hands, and luckily she got back in the zone after a while, but that still remains a horrific memory.

>MFW severe disappointment on first time
#162 - texafornication
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(08/24/2013) [-]
mfw she used teeth
#151 - onionsam
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(08/24/2013) [-]
**onionsam rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at (untitled) ** MFW
#152 to #151 - onionsam
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(08/24/2013) [-]
oh god...
#125 - scottysglasses
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**scottysglasses rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at tweet tweet **   
   
MFW
**scottysglasses rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at tweet tweet **

MFW
#130 to #125 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#118 - matuemco
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**matuemco rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Grand Theft 4chan ** mfw
#116 - poyuma
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(08/23/2013) [-]
This was mine
This was mine
#123 to #116 - scottysglasses
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(08/23/2013) [-]
OH GOD, I'M SCARED AT THAT GIF SO MUCH
OH GOD, I'M SCARED AT THAT GIF SO MUCH
#11 - crazyeyedbioll
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(08/23/2013) [-]
mfw
#182 - thempc
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(08/24/2013) [-]
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mfw
#143 - augustusxxiv
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(08/24/2013) [-]
MFW first BJ
MFW first BJ
#139 - bluekisses
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Hey fj, need advice, my boyfriend and I are at a point of moving to this step. Any tips/suggestions? Much appreciated. I never done this before help?
#140 to #139 - bronyjdos
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(08/24/2013) [-]
don't choke...
#142 to #140 - bluekisses
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Ha, got it.
#146 to #142 - bronyjdos
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(08/24/2013) [-]
On a serious note, make sure he wraps it before you let him tap it.
#148 to #139 - arrogant
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Keep your teeth out of it, it sounds obvious, but it's ******* important. Work the head and go for some depth. If you can't get deep, use a hand for the lower shaft/balls.
#150 to #148 - bluekisses
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Thank you for not being a 12 year old faggot, I really mean that. We're going to talk about it next time we see each other. Thank you have a thumb
#155 to #139 - Eggerz
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(08/24/2013) [-]
lick it like a popsicle. seriously. i love that.
#157 to #139 - alreadyexiststho
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Use your mouth on top, and your hand for the lower, and if you can multitask use your other hand on his balls. Dont go too fast but dont go too slow either. As far as technique goes, it all depends on him. Ask him what he likes, and to guide you.

(I've been with the same guy for 3 years so...3 years of experience).
#169 to #139 - tenthdivine
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Tongue tongue tongue. That's the best part. Be sure to keep your teeth far apart, that **** huuurts.... There's a very specific art to ball-fondling. Too soft and it's gonna tickle, no man wants to be tickled while he's getting his dick sucked, unless they have a tickle fetish. Too hard and, obviously, it's gonna hurt. What you wanna do: make sure the testicles aren't in the way, and press into the underside of the scrotum with your fingers until you feel something kinda hard, massage that softly but firmly. ****** so cash.
#133 - ManInKilt
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**ManInKilt rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at My Story (Desc) **mfw
**ManInKilt rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at My Story (Desc) **mfw
#114 - kilroyxx
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(08/23/2013) [-]
MFW she grabs my junk.
MFW she grabs my junk.
#92 - endofttme
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**endofttme rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It has happened! ** MFW first BJ
**endofttme rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It has happened! ** MFW first BJ
#93 to #92 - endofttme
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Seems about right.
#104 to #92 - zarkaronx
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(08/23/2013) [-]
>Shots fired
#91 - cantfindausername
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(08/23/2013) [-]
The first time I received a blowjob, my partner was unable to make me ejaculate. She said her mouth hurt or something and I was going to give her lockjaw.
#122 to #91 - yulster
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(08/23/2013) [-]
My boyfriend wouldn't cum as well, so i made him wank, and cum on my face/tits...
#89 - tastyhams
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(08/23/2013) [-]
mfw first bj
mfw first bj
#78 - unbelievable ONLINE
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Acting.
#66 - cozmoisme
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(08/23/2013) [-]
still haven't had mine...
#57 - krayon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Fuck this, I'm out. ** <---- MFW i got my first BJ
#42 - saxong
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**saxong rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Doctor who easter egg ** MFW first BJ
#32 - yetiyitties
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(08/23/2013) [-]
My first blowjob was from my friends with benefits, I had a full on boner while she was wet and had on a thong and I boxers, I was beating around the bush and being a fag and kissing her neck and she just lowers my boxers, and I was so nervous my dick minimized into flacid mode, she starts sucking my dick and it's still flacid, I was freaking out in my head but I was pretending it was awesome, so she wouldn't feel bad. She was cool about it and said we could do it another time, after I told her it was my first time. But god damn was I embarrassed as ****.
#39 to #32 - desuforeverlulz
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Eh that's not so bad.