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#514 - rambomanthree
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(08/23/2013) [-]
#445 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
moral of the story: joining the army is retarded

ya'll retards can suck my dick
#451 to #445 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself with a cactus
#476 to #451 - timetravelzero
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(08/23/2013) [-]
For the next time, you can have this.

His face makes the picture that much better
#458 to #445 - alhemicar
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Because in war everyone who joins the army does it totally willingly and never gets recruited.
#473 to #445 - timetravelzero
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I have plenty of intricate, well-reasoned rebuttals I could throw at you and we could have a pleasant discussion, but something tells me (mostly your language pattern) that you wouldn't even come close to appreciating my point. Plus you're a troll so, I'll just say this:
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#447 to #445 - headlesszombie
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(08/23/2013) [-]
**** you too Anon
#704 - megusters
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Omg guise leaked gameplay!
#556 - unbelievable
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People who voluntarily enroll in the army deserve to die.
#574 to #556 - infensive
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(08/23/2013) [-]
You realize that if nobody volunteered at all, people would simply start being drafted in.

You should be thanking them for stepping in and taking your place. Unless you're one of the pussies that would move to Guam or something.
#596 to #574 - unbelievable
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They can't do **** if you simply refuse. They haven't done **** to Jehovah's witnesses for over half a century even back then, when one year military service was obligatory. They can't put the entire male population in jail, if everyone refused.
#611 to #596 - badgerbaiting
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Although I think that everyone has the right to their own opinion... you're so very wrong. I can't agree. The fact is, if it wasn't for people volunteering to fight in the army, then you wouldn't have the freedom to type this.
#630 to #611 - unbelievable
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If there weren't any people volunteering to be part of the army in the entire world, there wouldn't be any goddamn armies, therefore there wouldn't be any military conflicts, therefore there would be worldwide freedom.
#635 to #630 - badgerbaiting
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An idealist view of a utopia. Also laughably naive. Before any countries were formed, people formed tribes. If a tribe was larger than another, they would invade or raid another tribe in times of need (e.g. famine which lead to the Incan Empire), to steal wealth (e.g. the Trojan war or any raid by any aggressor) due to religion or simply because they were lead by a dick.

The only thing that has changed is the tribes have grown, there is more demand for resources, we have become more efficient at killing each other and we're bigger dicks.

Whenever one human or a group of humans has taken something from other humans, there has been war. It will go on as long as human nature.
#663 to #635 - unbelievable
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Well, it certainly will if people with your mindset continue to exist.

Don't bring history into this. History shows us that mankind has changed considerably from the ancient times. A lot of practices that were considered normal in those times you speak of (human sacrifices, capital punishment for petty crimes, rape, pedophilia) have been eradicated.

The people of those times would have called you a delusional madman if you told them that in a few hundred years, regular activities such as stoning, hanging, raping, will be declared illegal and punished.

And the people that decided to be part of armies in those times deserved to die just like the people who enroll in the army nowadays deserve to die. You can't reason with them, just like you can't reason with people like you. You show them a path towards global peace, towards a world where everyone is equal and resources are divided equally, and they reply, "**** this ****, I'm alpha male, big muscles, gonna go out there and kill me some innocent people in Afganistan...".

And then they come home and cry after their lost limbs, and their friends who were killed in a battle that shouldn't have existed in the first place.
#700 to #663 - badgerbaiting
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Apologies for the essay.
#699 to #663 - badgerbaiting
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I would like to start by saying that I would love it if I could go out not having to worry about getting in scaps and people were just generally nice to each other, but you have to be realistic. People are inherently greedy; it's this greed that enabled the West to become so globally dominant and humans to become the top predator. It's part of our make up.

I would like to add that I am fairly close to the alpha male you described, with removed jingoism. When I was young, foolish and a cunt, I thought that fighting showed masculinity. Now I am older, wiser, more sceptical and just generally tired of the whole idea that beating the crap out of some poor bastard is "macho" I will happily let slurs on my ego to pass to avoid violence.

Secondly, why shouldn't I bring history into this? It's the best measure of humanity we have. History is the data from which we draw conclusions from after all. I agree mankind has changed drastically, we can kill millions of people with a button instead of one at a time with a rope or a sword. Additionally stoning, hanging and rape are legal in some **** holes in the world. Millions still die from famine and many in the West remain inhuman to it.

I find your point about people volunteering for the army deserving their fate crass and unfeeling; would you feel the same of a fireman or someone who dived under a train to save a child's life? Both groups knew the risks involved, why don't they deserve whatever injuries they are inflicted? How about miners? Oil riggers? Bomb disposal experts? Victims as much as the soldier surely.

I'll close by saying I agree with you, global disarmament and peace would be a great thing; one of the best things we could do as a species. But it's unobtainable. DEnied by human nature, availability of resources and fear.

I will ignore all ideas for new works on engines of war, the invention of which has reached its limits and for whose improvements I see no further hope.
Sextus Julius Fontinus
#776 to #630 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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You can say that all you want and think that there will be any chance of world wide peace, but there is and always will be one group of people who think another group deserve to die for whatever reason whether it be for religious reasons or land ownership. And since there is always one army that wants to attack another country we need an army to protect ourselves. Now stop acting like a child and thinking the whole world can get along, as long as we all have different beliefs and different governments there will always be war.
#783 to #776 - unbelievable
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Back in the ancient times, they said the same thing about sacrifices - "as long as there are gods, there will always be human sacrifices". Human sacrifices no longer exist.

Back in the 1800s, most people (including some of the U.S.A. presidents) said the same thing about slavery - "as long as there are poor black people, there will always be slavery". Slavery no longer exists.
#804 to #556 - violetmistress **User deleted account**
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That's pretty unbelievable that you would say that, man.
#559 to #556 - tenaciousjon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
People who don't appreciate what these men and women do for us deserve the same...
#570 to #559 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
"Do for us"? Do you think everybody you meet on the internet is american?
#585 to #570 - tenaciousjon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Here in Canada we only have about 100,000 soldiers in our military.

It may not be much, but I definitely appreciate all the men and women who do their part in keeping us safe and fighting so that we can live in freedom.
#638 to #585 - dsrtpnk
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(08/23/2013) [-]
To our Canadian brothers; all gave some, some gave all.
#734 to #638 - tenaciousjon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
#577 to #570 - vegeta
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(08/23/2013) [-]
"american"? so only america has an army and is at war?
#576 to #570 - fosforgasxiii
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure that most nations, except for Costa Rica or some mini states, have an army which either rely on volunteers or draft.
#581 to #556 - recoveryone ONLINE
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(08/23/2013) [-]
And they're not even all Army, or United States, cocksucker.
#592 to #556 - graydiggy
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(08/23/2013) [-]
You can go **** yourself with a cactus, you ungrateful cunt.
#558 to #556 - fosforgasxiii
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(08/23/2013) [-]
You are really unbelievable.
#564 to #558 - YeYouKnoMe
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I see what you did thar.
#572 to #556 - vegeta
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(08/23/2013) [-]
People who voluntarily protect their home don't deserve to die. People who claim war is useless and enjoy the luxuries that war has given them deserve to die.
#567 to #556 - multichicken
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#450 - minntas
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And I complain about not getting enough time for vidya and internet, I feel like a cunt
#751 - alphawolffifteen
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(08/23/2013) [-]
To be honest, it didn't make me feel as much as it did make me pissed at all of the hot teenage chicks complaining about how hard life is.
#808 to #751 - datassman
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#811 to #808 - alphawolffifteen
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I know. I never said it was anything but my opinion. Generally people state their opinion in order to see if anyone else agrees, or feels the same way, or just...for ***** and giggles.
#817 to #811 - datassman
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(08/24/2013) [-]
also that was a terrible use for that
#816 to #811 - datassman
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Heh. You said and
#540 - mrvino
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#588 to #540 - killkornflakes
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I shouldn't be laugh at this.
#629 to #588 - hardongo
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(08/23/2013) [-]
surrender to the darkness
#565 to #540 - hardongo
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(08/23/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs
this needs more thumbs
#526 - anon
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(08/23/2013) [-]
It pisses me off when they us example like this to prove that guys have it harder. I know they do but the pussies that make this kind of content pretend like they were the ones in the wars. Stop taking credit you fat pussies!
#530 to #526 - phantomprincess
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(08/23/2013) [-]
this is soooo not a gender issue
#387 - secretautobot
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(08/23/2013) [-]
those bitches on tumblr dont have real problems.
those bitches on tumblr dont have real problems.
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#393 to #387 - cinematicbrix
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to post this on tumblr just to make them feel like the idiots they are.
I'm going to post this on tumblr just to make them feel like the idiots they are.
#146 - karkazar
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(08/23/2013) [-]
The poem isnt mine but i made this a few days ago, enlarge
#147 to #146 - karkazar
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(08/23/2013) [-]
*american version
#827 to #147 - JMF
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I cried.
#152 to #146 - karkazar
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#151 to #146 - karkazar
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(08/23/2013) [-]
dumping some of my fav. military pics
#164 to #151 - playapplepie
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Dude what? ;^;
#167 to #164 - karkazar
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(08/23/2013) [-]
favorite as in sad and gives you feels, didnt mean to make it sound any other way
#169 to #167 - playapplepie
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Explain this image to me, if you can.
#187 to #169 - garvielxloken
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He tried to save his wounded comrade, and was killed for his heroic efforts.
#582 to #169 - karkazar
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They were getting shot at by a sniper, somewhere in northwest africa if im not mistaken, the reporter/photographer wasnt "allowed" to interfere so he had to watch them die.
#497 to #146 - vinylshark
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Great Poem
Great Poem
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#566 - zorororonoa
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That one with the guy at the memorial made me feel big time.
#496 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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I had to read this twice

hue
#500 to #496 - thebrotherrosario
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(08/23/2013) [-]
That's because forgetting it is hard.
#489 - alhemicar
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(08/23/2013) [-]
My neighbor was just 18 when the war began, and when Serbs took northern Sarajevo they took him and chopped out one of his eyes, cut off his right arm, cut off two fingers on his left hand so he would always wave 3 fingers (Chetnik symbol), they carved crosses all over his body, not to mention how often they beaten him...

When he was like a walking corpse they freed him and if it wasn't for a UNPROFOR helicopter that took him to Italy he would never have survived. Today if asked why he has no limb he says a granade's sharpnel hit him because he's too traumatized to even talk about it.

And that's just one drop from the sea...
#483 - PlagueDoctor
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Disclaimer: I liked this post very much, manly tears and stuff, and I do agree.
So this is my little take on this: there are people who've had terribly difficult lives; soldiers, miners, rescue-teams, idk. And yes, if there is anyone who has the right to complain it's them, but this whole "quit your whining, little girl"-fad is really, really wrong IMHO. The fact that YOUR problems and worries are more severe than those of others doesn't mean they can't have their own. Remember, these guys suffered and died so we could worry about saving tags from stores (who even does that?!) and walk on beaches thinking we should move on. No hate people, live and let live.
PLEASE, o please don't kill me
#434 - gibroner
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(08/23/2013) [-]
God damn you OP now I'm going to be sad my entire time at work
#389 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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The one with the crying German soldier hit me hard - not all German soldiers were Nazi's, they were just doing what they were told, and some against their will.

WW1 was probably the most frightening war, since both sides, British & German, had little to no idea what they were getting themselves in for.
#419 to #389 - askafj
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(08/23/2013) [-]
the nazis fought in ww2 ?
#768 to #419 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Well, the German's were up to Nazi stuff in both wars, right? Like, the German soldiers in WW1 mostly weren't Nazi's, but Nazi's were around, right?

If I'm wrong, let me know, I'm no good at World War 1 & 2 History...
#411 to #389 - skeptical
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(08/23/2013) [-]
They weren't nazis in WWI
Only WW2
#344 - volksworgen
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(08/23/2013) [-]
The guy just sitting by himself...   
   
   
   
 feels like being shot in the heart.
The guy just sitting by himself...



feels like being shot in the heart.
#327 - savillicious
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(08/23/2013) [-]
This is such a powerful image,like no matter what side you're on we're all just human

OP why do you make me feel these feels?
#357 - infinitereaper
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Found on uberhumor

those sick *****
#375 to #357 - mindsculptorjace
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(08/23/2013) [-]
I sense a disturbing lack of best chuu.
I sense a disturbing lack of best chuu.