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#135 - UNIQUELOL (08/23/2013) [-]
You know, after the billionth 						*******					 time seeing this, it hit me..   
   
   
is 'life' barely asking 'death' why everyone hates it.   
   
I mean seriously, they look like they've been around for, lets see....the begging of time?   
   
How come 'life' is barely asking this question.   
   
   
   
   
ITS A LOAD OF 						********					.
You know, after the billionth ******* time seeing this, it hit me..


is 'life' barely asking 'death' why everyone hates it.

I mean seriously, they look like they've been around for, lets see....the begging of time?

How come 'life' is barely asking this question.




ITS A LOAD OF ******** .
#157 to #135 - lordraine ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Because life is a vapid whore that farts people into being and doesn't pay any attention to them, while death is an observant watcher that must walk alongside all who live, and take them when it is their time to die.
#148 to #135 - Schwarzenegger (08/23/2013) [-]
"the begging of time"
#291 to #148 - UNIQUELOL (08/24/2013) [-]
Damn, it slipped past me again.
#136 to #131 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
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#139 to #136 - UNIQUELOL (08/23/2013) [-]
You shut your dirty whore mouth newfag.   
   
You are not worthy.
You shut your dirty whore mouth newfag.

You are not worthy.
#164 to #139 - aliapheese (08/23/2013) [-]
Ha, newfag...
That term always makes people look like the newbie when they say it.
Regardless of the blue name.
#140 to #139 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #132 to #131 - Lintutu (08/23/2013) [-]
Shut your ass. This is my first time seeing it.
#133 to #132 - UNIQUELOL (08/23/2013) [-]
Well its my 11th time.   
   
So you shut YOUR ass.   
   
   
   
   
   
oldfag
Well its my 11th time.

So you shut YOUR ass.





oldfag
#165 to #133 - trollchildxy (08/23/2013) [-]
Quiet randomfag.
#174 to #165 - iaredumb ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
stfu or gtfo newfag
#188 to #174 - trollchildxy (08/23/2013) [-]
I can't think of a response.
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User avatar #128 - funnyrage ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
okay. everyone ready? i don't think that everyone hates death. we are just afraid of it because we don't know what happens after. I think that death is a good thing but not because someone dies but because to grow old with someone is in my opinion beautiful. In the end they both die and live on forever in their friends and their kids and so on. we should just embrace and greet death.
#127 - kustomforce (08/23/2013) [-]
How dafuq can death be a truth when life is a lie?
#134 to #127 - spawnsy (08/23/2013) [-]
Life is full of empty promises such as wealth and happiness, but death is certain, any human if they try hard enough can attain fortune, but any human, trying or not will and can die at any given moment


TL;DR Fortune=Possible, Death=Certain
User avatar #137 to #134 - kustomforce (08/23/2013) [-]
Sure but life is still quite certain, nothing would die if nothing lives. It's the "one-could-not-exist-without-the-other kind of relationship. they are both truths, and in my opinion life is a beautiful truth.
User avatar #151 to #137 - hiken (08/23/2013) [-]
I think it means that life is not the same for all, while death is.
User avatar #189 to #151 - kustomforce (08/23/2013) [-]
We don't know that, the only thing about death that we know is how somemone dies, and everybody dies a different way just like everyone lives a different way.
User avatar #212 to #189 - hiken (08/23/2013) [-]
Well you got a point there, i agree.
I would thumb you up if i could, new here.
#126 - kitsunemochalite (08/23/2013) [-]
This is far to edgy for my edge-o-meter
This is far to edgy for my edge-o-meter
#138 to #126 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
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#124 - sixty (08/23/2013) [-]
Ugh, I'm so sick of seeing this garbage on the front page....
User avatar #123 - wakkowarner (08/23/2013) [-]
But life is just as true as death...
User avatar #122 - casval (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't hate death. I am aware of it, and I plan to run like hell from it for as long as I can.
#125 to #122 - heroicvenom (08/23/2013) [-]
and death says as casval ran away   
   
"swiggity swoggity, i'm coming for that booty"
and death says as casval ran away

"swiggity swoggity, i'm coming for that booty"
User avatar #272 to #125 - avatarofavarice (08/23/2013) [-]
I request source on this painfully adorable gif, sir.
#160 to #125 - volksworgen (08/23/2013) [-]
Oh my god i was trying to eat a bomb-pop while reading this and almost choked on it like 12 times.
Oh my god i was trying to eat a bomb-pop while reading this and almost choked on it like 12 times.
User avatar #118 - guffspeak (08/23/2013) [-]
The pictures are cool.

The captions are uninspired drivel.

#117 - pankikilord (08/23/2013) [-]
"LOLZ, death, ever notice how everyone loves me but you have no friends?LOL loser."   
   
   
Life's a bitch.
"LOLZ, death, ever notice how everyone loves me but you have no friends?LOL loser."


Life's a bitch.
User avatar #261 to #117 - icameheretotroll (08/23/2013) [-]
deadpool loves death
#116 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
How is life a lie?
I'm ******* alive, that is truth. Life just decides one day to move out and depending on who you are, you're like "Alright." or "NO, WHAT THE **** " or even "Good, piss off."

Then death comes along and moves in, but never moves out and he doesn't do anything like life did, but you can't really do anything about it, because you're kind of an awkward guy. Life kind of kept the house together. Life was the cool room mate. Death just kind of lies there with cheeto packets around him.

What a dick.
#115 - garymotherfinoak (08/23/2013) [-]
OPINION INCOMING, HIT THE ******* FLOORS



I see them as both beautiful truths.
#113 - dekyrptonian (08/23/2013) [-]
im glad this post is back, now to read all of fj's philosophical beliefs. thanks op for reposting this, you monumental faggot
#112 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
Boy, this **** again...
User avatar #111 - muffintime (08/23/2013) [-]
By life being a beautiful lie I feel it means that in our life we feel invincible (at least I do) and even though I feel like nothing can kill me/ imagine what death is, one day I will die and there's nothing I can change that.. may that be in 40 years or maybe in the next 10 minutes or whenever it is, when my numbers up there is nothing that I can do to prevent that no matter how hard I try or how much money I have, everything I own will be gone and all my memories will be forgotten and only the people who where close to me will remember me and when they die I will be forgotten and I will seize to exist and everything I worked so hard for in my life will be gone and forgotten.
User avatar #109 - srapture (08/23/2013) [-]
How the **** is life a lie? It's true that people are alive. It's also true that people are dead, and all of them will die.
#107 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
If death is a truth, then so must life also be truth.
User avatar #106 - vatra (08/23/2013) [-]
Everyone is getting up in arms about life being called a lie, I don't think it means life itself is a lie. I think it means that life's beauty is a lie. Life is always regarded as special and wonderful, when in reality the majority of humans spend their lives suffering.

Secondly, another take on this requires us to remember who is calling life a lie, that would be death, the two cannot exist without the other so death calling life a lie might be revealing some of death's own insecurities.
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