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#252 - datkiid (08/21/2013) [-]
Superman is actually a VERY skilled martial artist
#249 - wtf man (08/21/2013) [-]
so from this we learn that batman does have a superpower and apparently its deus ex machina
so from this we learn that batman does have a superpower and apparently its deus ex machina
User avatar #243 - Vuumbleman (08/21/2013) [-]
Superman doesn't even have to get CLOSE to Bruce to beat him. Laser eyes from the skies with X-ray Vision and Super hearing to pinpoint him. In a universe where they'd not met yet, Superman would win. Only if they'd met before and Bruce had done research on Superman would he be able to go into the battle prepared for most everything Superman can throw at him, except for a building. Bruce would have to have confiscated some sort of teleportation device or magic item from another villain or borrowed it from another hero to get out of the way. In all honest, I think it'd be a stalemate if both were allowed to benefit from their abilities to the fullest.
User avatar #222 - modernclassmusic (08/21/2013) [-]
well actually Superman can fly close enough to the sun to gain complete invincibility. also Stark has an anti EMP thingy in his suit after one was used on him and his extra Iron cop suits, or whatever you want to call them. but yes, if you take away their **** , Batman is still a badass
#214 - fefe (08/21/2013) [-]
Not true.
Superman got boxing lessons from Mohammed Ali
#197 - firstresponder (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
bane broke batmans back
User avatar #190 - conoriskool (08/21/2013) [-]
superman without sun means no kryptonite weakness but kryptonians are still stronger and faster than an average human so yep.
#147 - fefe (08/20/2013) [-]
Torquasm-Rao and Vo superman knows 2 kryptonian martial arts. (google it) pluuuss when the sun isnt out he still has most of his power cloudy day does not equal clark kent he can also process things much faster than bruce so yeah when it comes down to it unless batman became a wizard with magic powers hes not beating big blue without a **** ton of kryptonite
User avatar #135 - rabaneristo (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Except Tony and Hopeman are martial artists too.
#127 - EsJayy (08/20/2013) [-]
Except if you take away the sun everyone ****** DIES
#109 - fefe (08/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Batman has the cheapest super power in the world:
That of the little **** on the playground who always suddenly had everything proof armor once you beat him in an imaginary game.

Superman can kill Batman from anywhere on Earth within less than a milisecond. Unless Batman attacks first and kills superman before Superman even notices the threat (pretty much impossible with faster-than-light reflexes and ability to hear and see anything), Superman wins.
User avatar #105 - Wimbles (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just don't care.

My biggest annoyance though is people constantly throwing Superman against Batman. Read through his list of powers both past and present and you'll find there is always something he can do to **** you over. He was built to be god like.

Hell, they had to invent a weakness to make him stoppable, then it turns out magic can effect him to!

I will always prefer Batman, I simply enjoy his stories more. At the centre he is human, and it makes things more compelling to me.

Iron Man though, I love his movies and the Ultimates version (mainly because the Ultimates version was pissed all the time for a cool reason.)

User avatar #103 - demandsgayversion (08/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Tony Stark is still a mechanical genius, and Superman is still pretty buff.
User avatar #97 - littlebangaa (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it. So Superman, without the sun, becomes weak? You have to take away the sun for him to be on equal ground with batman. But, if there is no sun wouldn't batman die as well? :/
Also, Krypto martial arts. Just an FYI
#92 - klutzyspy (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
superman isnt super at night?
#72 - bobthedilder (08/20/2013) [-]
Sure, Bruce. Whatever you say.
Sure, Bruce. Whatever you say.
#57 - KievLeviathan (08/20/2013) [-]
Wtf this is algebra not geometry
#264 - angelusprimus (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok, no powers no equipment.
Who all could spank Batman.
Wonder Woman's mother Hypolita. Proficient in martial arts taught to her by Athens, godess of tactical battle. 5000 years old, practicing every day. In WW2 she took down Captain Nazi single handed, with no powers at all.
Karate Kid. Master of all martial arts in year 3000, Went toe to toe with Superman without any powers.
Batgirl Cassandra Cain, Batman himself admitted she is about 3 levels over him.
Thor. Even though his favorite fighting style is "hit it with a hammer" he is 8000 year old warrior, who is nearly 7 foot tall and made of whipcord muscle. Has been trained in martial arts by Elven battle masters and Hachiman, japanese god of war.

Any of these without powers make a paste of Batman, if Batman is not alowed to use his bat-toys.
#84 - xmonke (08/20/2013) [-]
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