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#257 - kommandantvideo (08/21/2013) [-]
Actually, Iron Man doesn't even need money to make a suit. He's an absolute genius. He went to MIT, a prestigious university at the young age of 14, and when he was in Vietnam as a prisoner, he basically had nothing but some crappy asian materials to work with, yet he was able to make a very good war machine. Batman, on the other hand, is just a wealthy guy with nothing to do but sit around and fight crime. When he's not fighting crime, he's not doing anything productive, he's moping about how his parents are dead and how he hates the joker, meawhile, Tony Stark is expanding his empire getting contracts for more money, improving upon his designs, and improving the iron man suit CONSTANTLY. You can take away tony's money and suit, but he'll just find some materials and make a new one. Then what, batman? you're gonna use martial arts against metal? unless you're a crazy buddhist monk and you can shatter metal with a karate chop, you're ****** .

Tony Stark > Batman in my opinion.

I am prepared to receive your thumbs, DC fans
User avatar #251 - bionicpanda (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If bruce wayne wasn't rich his parents wouldn't have been robbed that night, so he would have never encountered the league of shadows or learn any martial arts.
#176 - jamiemsm (08/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
first of all i like batman.

BUT.
tony start knows martial arts too.
hes smarter than batman.
im pretty sure he got some super special protection against something like and emp.

also inb4 yes i ******* loved iron man 3 even though it wasn't the mandarin we know
#287 to #218 - jamiemsm (08/21/2013) [-]
i cant see it my self either for some reason

but yea what acerose said
#169 - spatialstatus (08/21/2013) [-]
Nothing against Batman, but I kinda doubt he could survive without the Sun, let alone be just a regular person.

Just thoughts.
#99 - cursesnew ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
There is no way Batman can win vs Superman if Superman fights him with a bit of his strength.

Krytonite won't save Batman from tons of objects flying towards him. Superman also got a frost breath which would easily lock down Batman.

With IronMan I doubt an EMP is gonna do much against him. It might depend on the write but Ironman got protection for it. Hell, his suits just overcharge when Thor shot him with a bolt of lightning. A strike that would have fried every circuits on a motherboard. This would in fact be the worst case scenario and Batman can not make a bigger lightning bolt.

So if Batman can't use EMP, he can't do much against Ironman. Ironman can walk through a mine field, take an Anti Air shell to the head in his suit, take fire from ************* JETS and still get away reasonable unharmed.

Batman is just more popular and that is why some writers make him win more often. When in reality, other super heroes would be the winners.

The time Batman won against Superman in a cartoon, it was only because Superman held back all the time. He holds back almost every time he fight someone, with the exception of Thanos.

Oh and it doesn't matter how prepared Batman is or if he gets the jump on Superman with Kryptonite. Superman can run away at the speed of sound and he has a super hearing as well.
Kryptonite also doesn't always put Superman in a pussy state and he has beaten enemies when in full effect of it. Enough to kill Batman if he used the same power on them.
User avatar #100 to #99 - Tyranitar (08/20/2013) [-]
Superman himself shared with Batman knowledge on how to kill him, in case he ever goes bad again.
User avatar #93 - serotonin (08/20/2013) [-]
If you take Iron mans suit you and up with just a man.... that can make some of most advanced tech in the marvel universe (on earth he is beaten just by Richards and Doom i think)
User avatar #73 - shunkahawolf (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
yeah cause im so sure a genius like tony stark would never think to EM proof his suit. also supes knows several kryptonian martial arts that would probably at least rival earth styled martial arts and make him a match for bats. all three of these men are genius's beyond normal human comparison and while tony hasnt been trained as much as bats and supes he still has martial arts training and even in his suit he has to have the reaction time to act on anything that pops up on his HUD so hes both physically fit and could react in time to adapt to the fight so im guessing he would be able to hold his own in a fight with either of these guys if they didnt have their powers/gadgets
User avatar #85 to #83 - shunkahawolf (08/20/2013) [-]
dude kryptonian martial arts were created by kyrptonians. people without super powers, they were all normal people like humans so their martial arts would not be contingent on super strength, only enhanced by it. and supes can recognize muscle movement as well.
#55 - bbdabrick (08/20/2013) [-]
I would just like to note that an EMP wouldnt do **** to iron man.
User avatar #37 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Implying Superman can't break Bruce's spine before he reaches for his kryptonite
>Implying Superman can't **** up Bruce from a distance where the Kryptonite would be useless.
>Implying Ironman cant equally **** up batman from a distance
>Implying Ironman's suit isnt resistant to EMPs
Batpussy is just an unlicensed detective in a black cape with a bat fetish and a need to skulk around with a tween in tights.
User avatar #34 - ljxjlos (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can´t be the only one to be annoyed by the Batman-Hype, can I?
Seriously, I´ve never been a big DC-Fan, but I´ve always kinda thought Batman to be a pretty cool Superhero. But since this hyping started, I really grew to hate him.
Everybody seems to think he´s the almighty, most intelligent one-man-army ever, undefeatable, nearly a God. Seriously, there are so many Superheros that would destroy him. Tony Stark is at the same level of Intelligence, if not higher, the Hulk ould beat him to a Pulp, Squirrel Girl would destroy him, Superman Prime could simply un-think him, etc, etc - Superman and Tony both can fight without their Powers/Armout, too...And now I´m only using famous examples.
Sometimes I really wish the Nolan-Movies never happened, simply so the hype wouldn´t have happened and I still could enjoy Batman without getting annoyed.
#18 - Laver (08/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Tony Stark knows how to fight without his armor. Superman knows how to fight, and he's also a genius. People seem to forget that Batman isn't the only superhero who can throw a punch without help from powers or a suit.
User avatar #6 - goddamnitgostnappa (08/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Tony Stark's main ability is his in intelligent with out it then he wouldn't the money or the suit, but he can still invent different thing if you don't remove his intelligence which makes the equation wrong.
User avatar #22 to #6 - flemsdfer (08/20/2013) [-]
Batman is very intelligent too though. He'd have equal skill at inventing things on the fly. Anything greater that Tony could build would fail as he simply wouldn't have the time, given the vicious assault.
#197 - firstresponder (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
bane broke batmans back
User avatar #190 - conoriskool ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
superman without sun means no kryptonite weakness but kryptonians are still stronger and faster than an average human so yep.
#147 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Torquasm-Rao and Vo superman knows 2 kryptonian martial arts. (google it) pluuuss when the sun isnt out he still has most of his power cloudy day does not equal clark kent he can also process things much faster than bruce so yeah when it comes down to it unless batman became a wizard with magic powers hes not beating big blue without a **** ton of kryptonite
User avatar #135 - rabaneristo (08/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Except Tony and Hopeman are martial artists too.
#72 - bobthedilder (08/20/2013) [-]
Sure, Bruce. Whatever you say.
Sure, Bruce. Whatever you say.
#57 - KievLeviathan (08/20/2013) [-]
Wtf this is algebra not geometry
User avatar #42 - Riukanojutsu (08/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I dont thinkhaving cryptonite is enough to beat superman. He can go 3 times the speed of light and lets be honest, you cant beat someone who can literally throw the moon on earth. No matter how prepared you are.
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