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#1397 - zurge (08/09/2013) [-]
There should be a channel just for these.
#1393 - anotherhaloguy (08/09/2013) [-]
............am I the only one who wants to know what the rumors were?
#1358 - flyingoat (08/09/2013) [-]
">later, introduce jessica to parents   
>they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist"
">later, introduce jessica to parents
>they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist"
User avatar #1367 to #1358 - necrid (08/09/2013) [-]
If I brought a girl home,t hey would either think that she was on drugs or I drugged her. It how parents are, probably not serious.
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#1311 - anticitezenone (08/09/2013) [-]
>OP in the story hates himself for being a Betafag
>Would have never got anywhere being her friend if he had been alpha
#1266 - kaboomz (08/09/2013) [-]
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i broke the scrolling wheel
#1240 - moshimoshi (08/09/2013) [-]
Hooray, without the blur! And top of frontpage as it should be. This story has been spinning in my head since I read it yesterday, and I realize now what an idiot I was in school. I could have been friendly with one of the weird girls and maybe have something like this happen to me. All lost because I couldn't stand the thought of other guys mocking me. Plus I was pining over the "popular" girls like a beta admin.

To all you younger guys: Heed anons story well or you could end up like me and feel foreveralone like hell for years... And not lose your virginity until you are 24. (Though my betaness got better with age and I've had a family for many years. Never give up!)
User avatar #1244 to #1240 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I had a really bad crush on one of the weird girls. I asked her out, took her on an epic date and everything got sushi, bought records, wandered around looking at Christmas lights. Over the next two days we texted nonstop just about to get to the conclusion that she didn't know I meant like dating out and not just out for fun and that she was still in love with her ex who just went into the navy and would.t even be around for the next year or so.
*sigh* at least im over it, she changed more than I liked to see.
User avatar #1247 to #1244 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Something similar happened too me, except it was with this smoking hot, 15/10 French Exchange student that I will probably never get aa chance like that again with, she really was straight gorgeous and I am a tub of lard hahaha
User avatar #1249 to #1247 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm no fatso, but i'm no G.I.Joe either. She was well in my league, but the most gorgeous boobs you could ever see, even in good proportion to her ass. Even my neighbor said Dayum when she came by my place.
User avatar #1255 to #1249 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that french girl had all them curves, D's, Thick waist and ass, hips like no ones business, and she couldn't have weighed more than 130, she was about 5"8 with light borwn/blondish hair and light blue eyes with glasses and an extremely beautifull face, the face alone would have been enough for me to ask her out, let alone the hellish figure she had! You could imagine how it was when I asked her out and she said yes haha
#1256 to #1255 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Basically same figure here, strawberry blonde, curvy, C+-D,
felt awesome hearing that yes come out of her mouth.
then the no.
User avatar #1262 to #1256 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
same here, or in her super, sexy, French accented voice, who knew that the words; "I just want to be friends" could give me a boner haha, it was a very sad, depressed boner.
User avatar #1264 to #1262 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I was almost a basket case for a week after, I felt like I final got this girl I been wanting for two years and now, THIS?
User avatar #1270 to #1264 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Same, except it was one year, and it took me about 4/5ths of the year to get the courage up just to say hi, then as soon as the fantasy started, it ended
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
I had to wait to do it, then she got first bf for a year, dumped him, got a rebound during the summer while I hadn't really talked to her much, had to wait fo HIM, she finally dumped him, I asked, "got her" then she went back to her ex.
User avatar #1277 to #1271 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
thats hurtful bud.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
*shrugs* whaddm I gonna do? At least im well over her, she become like super punk anarchist because of lil **** #1 and i'm just not that into her anymore.
Would still bang.
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Same here, the french girl is still a goddess( she got bashful and told me to not call her beautiful haha), and I would absolutely demolish her given the chance, but I know that it would simply not work right noe, she lives in France.
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Bummer.
French girls can be so cute, like the one in Pulp fiction? the boxer's wife? sometimes they can be the kind of beautiful you just want to call them yours and take them out but not **** them for fear of spoiling it.
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
So true man (she was still a virgin), I wish I could just chain her up in my cellar and take her out on occasion hahaha
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Just to keep her safe from spoil of course!lol
User avatar #1285 to #1282 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously lol, the only thing would be deciding when to take her virginity, thus essentially corrupting her pureness.
#1287 to #1285 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
basically a game of chicken between your eyes and your penis.
User avatar #1289 to #1287 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
God I love spiderman threads, too bad I am at work and have almost none of my reaction pictures :,( and yeah, I am certai my penis would just take over my brain haha
#1292 to #1289 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Working hard eh?
Working hard eh?
User avatar #1295 to #1292 - chiefhuskey (08/09/2013) [-]
Nope lol, it is fairly dead right now, thus I am on FJ, wasting away the day and getting paid lol
User avatar #1366 to #1255 - beautifull (08/09/2013) [-]
beautiful*
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - beautifull (08/09/2013) [-]
Calm down there chief.
User avatar #1293 to #1240 - HeartOfTheDL (08/09/2013) [-]
A wise man once said "If you only chase your tail, you'll miss out on all the other beautiful things in life".

I too chased my own tail when I was younger, still kind of do today. Don't live with regret.
User avatar #1272 to #1240 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
where i live there ins't such thing as shy or something like that, so i doubt it would play like that.
#1212 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I just love it
I can finally die happy!
#1206 - stragar (08/09/2013) [-]
That was a long read.
#1175 - shamefulhumor (08/09/2013) [-]
I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of spaghetti in that story.

A little alpha is nice to see on the internet from time to time.

#1162 - kolpster (08/09/2013) [-]
Can't describe the feels.
#1001 - cloymax (08/09/2013) [-]
that was cute   
   
I hope that guy never lets her go, she sounds like the sweetest girl ever.
that was cute

I hope that guy never lets her go, she sounds like the sweetest girl ever.
#995 - gingerwithabat (08/09/2013) [-]
These stories remind me that the people that are worth fighting for are probably just as , or more broken then you are.   
I remember that on the days that I have to hold my girlfriend tightly against me as she slips into a P.T.S(Post-Traumatic-Syndrome) flash. I don't know if anyone here has ever had a PTS flash or seen one, but they can get quite violent. So there are times where her entire body will start to shake or she will try to claw at me. That's when I have to endure the pain, holding back tears, whispering that everything will be alright, until finally the shaking stops and she falls sleep laying against me.   
So remember lads if you find that someone, don't ever let go of them. Even if it rips you apart never let them go, or you will end up regretting it.
These stories remind me that the people that are worth fighting for are probably just as , or more broken then you are.
I remember that on the days that I have to hold my girlfriend tightly against me as she slips into a P.T.S(Post-Traumatic-Syndrome) flash. I don't know if anyone here has ever had a PTS flash or seen one, but they can get quite violent. So there are times where her entire body will start to shake or she will try to claw at me. That's when I have to endure the pain, holding back tears, whispering that everything will be alright, until finally the shaking stops and she falls sleep laying against me.
So remember lads if you find that someone, don't ever let go of them. Even if it rips you apart never let them go, or you will end up regretting it.
#992 - angeredyeti (08/09/2013) [-]
You know, the deeper I went into the story the more I expected a terrible ending because of Captain ********* , as most stories do. OP has given me hope that endings like this really can happen, and are not just myth.
#978 - thegoldenjet (08/09/2013) [-]
I just kept expecting the 						********					 dude to rape her at some point.   
   
10/10 would cry happily again.
I just kept expecting the ******** dude to rape her at some point.

10/10 would cry happily again.
User avatar #1000 to #978 - trollofhalo (08/09/2013) [-]
That's what I thought happened when she went home.
#957 - lolatyourfail (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm just happy It didn't end in a ****** way
#944 - kingkamikazi (08/09/2013) [-]
all I could think of
#939 - cockenballs (08/09/2013) [-]
Definitely worth the read. Best story in a while!
Definitely worth the read. Best story in a while!
User avatar #902 - funkydiscomaggot (08/09/2013) [-]
That story made me cry...... I hate you
#899 - thefunnyside (08/09/2013) [-]
11/10
11/10
User avatar #881 - RandomX (08/09/2013) [-]
Whew had me going, thought it was going to turn out horrifically sad but i was wrong and thank god i was. Excellent good sir. Good for you.
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