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#1335 - tmdarby (08/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person on FJ that isn't in High School.  Not a bad story, but christ from the comments you'd think that Hemingway wrote the thing.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person on FJ that isn't in High School. Not a bad story, but christ from the comments you'd think that Hemingway wrote the thing.
#1330 - huchkizz (08/09/2013) [-]
10/10 worth the read.
10/10 worth the read.
+1
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#854 - moustachemustache (08/09/2013) [-]
Kind of relieved this didn't end the way most green texts do.
But now I want something like this.
#816 - leotjynx (08/09/2013) [-]
Love is a wonderful thing. It gives you the courage to face your fears (Meatheads in this case) and can help you through even the most trying of challenges. And I genuinely hope that each and every one of you meet that special someone some day, it's truly an amazing thing.

I would say I've been in love twice, but it never really goes away. To this day I would still do anything for those two girls if they so much as asked.

Story time for those of you who are interested:
>First girl
>Freshman year, October
>Kinda emo, kinda scene
>Go to this Florida Halloween thing (I absolutely love Halloween)
>Random girl comes up to me "Hey Anon!"
>I know her from middle school, can't remember her name "Sarah?"
>She seems a little bummed but corrects me, lets call her Jessica in honor of the post.
>"No~ It's me, Jessica"
>Light swtiches on in my noggin "OH HEY!"
>We talk, etc, but she has to run off with her friends
>Get her number
User avatar #827 to #816 - leotjynx (08/09/2013) [-]
>We start talking at all times of day every single day.
>Talking with her soon becomes the only light in my day as I slowly become more and more depressed due to a heavy school load and stress at home.
>"Stress at home" being defined as being screamed at daily because I'm not as good as my sisters (One is currently studying law, and the other is going for her PhD in Orthoscopic surgery) As well as a few incidents where my mother spat in my face and hit me.
>Only reason I don't hit back is because I refuse to hit a woman unless my life is in danger.
>Become suicidally depressed, cry myself to sleep every night about how I'll never be good enough for my mother, let alone Jessica.
>Keep on texting Jessica, every day.
>She somehow can tell from texts that I'm not doing so hot and asks me what's going on.
>Tell her about all my school stress and about how I put on a facade of happiness when I'm around my friends, when all I want to do is break down and cry, but leave my mother out of it.
>She always takes the time out of her day to talk to me
>Eventually begin flipping a coin each night on whether or not to kill myself
>Heads is do it, tails is don't
>Dont tell Jessica about this, don't want to put that weight on her.
User avatar #829 to #827 - leotjynx (08/09/2013) [-]
>Three days in a row the coin has come up tails.
>Night four I flip the coin, knife in hand as usual.
>As the coin hits the ground my phone goes off, it's jessica, calling for a change.
>I answer and Immediately break down into tears, telling her everything this time, about everything that happened between my mother and I and about the coin tossing.
>She's quite for a short while, then goes, "Anon, please don't." Nothing more.
>I whisper to the phone, "I promise." then hang up. Immediately start sobbing.
>I realise how stupid I was, not because of what I was going to do to myself, but because of the pain I would have caused Jessica.
>I realise that I love her. I love her because she's funny, I love her because she's beautiful, but most importantly, I love her because she took the time out of her life to talk to me, and thats the sole reason that I'm still alive today.

Just so you guys know, on the fourth night, I found the coin heads-up.
User avatar #834 to #829 - leotjynx (08/09/2013) [-]
Forgot to mention: We dated after that for a brief time, but I was a stupid little twat and let my little head overpower my bigger one and tried to rush things, a mistake I never have never repeated.

To this day (three years later) I carry a picture of her in my wallet, to remind me of what she did for me, as well as how much something as simple as a phone call or a text can mean.
#830 - Animefreake (08/09/2013) [-]
My day just got, a 1000 times better!
#824 - thecolorman (08/09/2013) [-]
I genuinely enjoyed reading this
It almost seems like a dream, I love it
#802 - clemshh (08/09/2013) [-]
im literally so high that I was in that story, like the verge of crying and I was getting sad thinking of what the story ending was going to be, so ******* happy it was a real story

pic unrelated
#796 - bumpin (08/09/2013) [-]
Woah... that 						****					 was amazing 						*****
Woah... that **** was amazing *****
User avatar #773 - british (08/09/2013) [-]
That really brightened up my day, wow. Glad I didn't skip ^^. Wish I could read more stuff like this on funnyjunk.

#766 - texafornication (08/09/2013) [-]
Texas is only swagfags, rednecks, and swagnecks
User avatar #746 - scootalooisyourgod (08/09/2013) [-]
I was afraid it was going to end with them falling in love, they want to have a baby and she dies in labor, I've read a story like that before and I don't wanna read another one
User avatar #724 - knifeyoass (08/09/2013) [-]
This made me, I don't know. Like things happened and I'm happy.




****
User avatar #728 to #724 - knifeyoass (08/09/2013) [-]
I kinda laughed when his parents thought he was a rapist
User avatar #723 - moooossseeee (08/09/2013) [-]
Its stories like these that make me happy other people get women when they deserve it.

and sad cause girls look at me like they would ******* ...
#691 - batguy (08/09/2013) [-]
This is about the best story I have read on the internet, partly because my now fiance is named Jessica, we met in highschool, this was 2 years and 4 months ago, to be exact.. she was the shyest quietest person in school but she had a couple friends, we started out exactly like this. Our first hug she just buried her face into my best, one of the best moment in my life. I know you guys don't care but I just thought I'd share.
#685 - mvtjets (08/09/2013) [-]
I thought there was gonna be a bad ending, I was pleasently surprised.   
   
I'm just gonna go in the corner and rethink my life........
I thought there was gonna be a bad ending, I was pleasently surprised.

I'm just gonna go in the corner and rethink my life........
User avatar #672 - Valak Dhur (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you whoever wrote this for not having a sad ending, i was expecting the ********* to rape her or suicide or some **** like that.

Good guy op delivers a nice story.

Idk if i could have handled a bad ending to this story...
User avatar #703 to #672 - ashee (08/09/2013) [-]
I too was expecting some ****** sad ending.. glad it ended up pretty good. Thanks OP.
#671 - izaya (08/09/2013) [-]
I DID have my first kiss with my first girlfriend who I really loved and she DID dump me after a month. Thanks OP
I DID have my first kiss with my first girlfriend who I really loved and she DID dump me after a month. Thanks OP
#668 - rtbellboy (08/09/2013) [-]
Got about an eighth of the way through then realized where i was, so i scrolled down to the bottom and to my surprise it had a real ending so i scrolled up and finished it. Whether or not this was real doesn't matter to me this was by far one of the best feel good stories i have read in a long time.
Got about an eighth of the way through then realized where i was, so i scrolled down to the bottom and to my surprise it had a real ending so i scrolled up and finished it. Whether or not this was real doesn't matter to me this was by far one of the best feel good stories i have read in a long time.
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