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#228 - CIS White Male (08/10/2013) [-]
there were rumors in my school that i was a drug addict, in 5th grade
User avatar #214 - yacoob (08/07/2013) [-]
People believed I had cancer and died from it in high school. Just one of my friends started the rumor and it got around quite quick.
User avatar #190 - jooby (08/07/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for a post like this. One day when I was in 7th grade, My friends said that a background character in some show that was popular at the time looked like me. By the course of a week, the rumor got so exaggerated and out of hand up to the point where random guys I didn't know were slapping and shaking my hand and girls were convinced i was becoming a high-paid actor. It didn't last long because it was the end of the year and by the time I came back, I was still the socially awkward loser I was before.
User avatar #189 - MattSwan (08/07/2013) [-]
You nerd don't know the meaning of embarrassment. When I was a junior in high school, we won the state championship cross country title. I was a varsity runner, and I threw up on the finishing stretch. My coach said, in front of the school assembly, that I, "fertilized the field." Boom. Now I've been forever remembered as The Kid Who **** on the Field.
#154 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A rumor was started about me in my apartment complex that I attacked my 35 year old neighbor at the grocery store when I was a kid. I never saw her at the grocery store. The 35 year old woman started the rumor because she didn't like how I had asked a question the day before.
#107 - Varcast (08/07/2013) [-]
I had scoliosis surgery and I explained to a few people that I had curvature in my spine.

Eventually everybody learned of my surgery.

People started to say that I had to get my spine removed and that my back is forever broken. The stupidity of the missing spine isn't around anymore, but people still think my back is broken and everybody is careful around me so they don't "Break me more".
User avatar #105 - giygasman (08/07/2013) [-]
Key word being WAS. Someone can be home schooled and be transferred into actual school. It's not stupid it's just blatantly wrong.
#96 - CIS White Male (08/07/2013) [-]
I was sick one day and didn't go to school and I always show up for school. My friend took advantage of it and said that I had hydroplaned coming out of the chevron gas station and hit an eighteen wheeler. I got back and they still didn't care. :1
#90 - CIS White Male (08/06/2013) [-]
one girl told her friends i tried to rape her... that was the last thing that made me finish school feeling bad about school
#86 - CIS White Male (08/06/2013) [-]
Wait is there a rule on the internet that nobody who uses it can have a GF, because with all the people who seem to agree with it, someone should definitely start that
#70 - CIS White Male (08/06/2013) [-]
I heard that I went to go live with some random old guy that I met on the internet.

I've been in my house the entire time.

I don't know which is worse
#53 - CIS White Male (08/06/2013) [-]
A coworker told my boyfriend that I had chlamydia even though I was widely known at work as the virgin.
User avatar #49 - phsycokidx (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to sleep in all of my classes in highschool. One day I sat out in gym and fell asleep sitting on the bleachers. For the next 2 years, I was the kid who "fell asleep standing up while playing dodgeball"
User avatar #48 - articulate ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I tried homeschooling and they started a rumor that I was performing satanic sacrifices.
User avatar #47 - cactusphalus (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was at sixth grade, my friend spread the rumour that I lost my front tooth because I bit some kid's leg... almost all the kids from kindergarten to fourth grade believed him

good for me, they would never come near me
User avatar #139 - yourdadsdad (08/07/2013) [-]
There was a rumor I was pregnant. Even though I'm openly lesbian.
#116 - CIS White Male (08/07/2013) [-]
repost #57
#4 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/06/2013) [-]
Thumb fishing repost by Phanact? OMG!
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