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User avatar #208 - autoflame (08/07/2013) [-]
In middle school when I was eating lunch, some girls told a bunch of people I was checking out a girl's butt.
#205 - yomommabinshoppin (08/07/2013) [-]
People were convinced I could actually read minds back in 4th grade.

inb4 asians can read minds. I am the whitest ************ you'll meet (aside from an albino)
#194 - zamka (08/07/2013) [-]
Funny how I see everyone remembers their rumors, cause I can't remember a single rumor about myself, I think my memory is fading...
#193 - mr skeltal (08/07/2013) [-]
People think I hooked up with one of my best girl friends. I'm gay. I thought it was pretty obvious, since I never dated anyone in H.S.
User avatar #192 - zonryu (08/07/2013) [-]
people thought i stabbed someone with a pencil once......

im a ******* pacifist (not the king that avoids all conflict....i just wont hurt people) i wouldn't do that even if i did have good reason
User avatar #190 - jooby (08/07/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for a post like this. One day when I was in 7th grade, My friends said that a background character in some show that was popular at the time looked like me. By the course of a week, the rumor got so exaggerated and out of hand up to the point where random guys I didn't know were slapping and shaking my hand and girls were convinced i was becoming a high-paid actor. It didn't last long because it was the end of the year and by the time I came back, I was still the socially awkward loser I was before.
User avatar #150 - silversea (08/07/2013) [-]
Once, I was on a school trip. These douches I had to spend a night in a hotel room with told me that everyone had left for red lobsters, and that they had because I hadn't met them in the lobby they assumed I didn't want to go. When I asked them why they didnt go, they responded with "We don't have any money." Which made sense, because they spend way too much.
But I digress. After texting a few friends to confirm that info, I found that they had in fact lied to me. I was pissed, but didnt do anything because they're famously douchebags. They left to go do stuff, thinking that I still believed them, and when they came back I was habitually cracking my knuckles. They thought I was gonna beat them up, so they ran away from me and have avoided me ever since. People think I actually did beat them up. Best rumor ever.
#130 - thefishermanofdoom (08/07/2013) [-]
once rumor started that I was a sociopath who would draw creepy art in my free time. -_-

I eventually decided to start ******* with everyone so I started being like that. I think I accidentally turned into a sociopath who draws creepy art for real.
#107 - Varcast (08/07/2013) [-]
I had scoliosis surgery and I explained to a few people that I had curvature in my spine.

Eventually everybody learned of my surgery.

People started to say that I had to get my spine removed and that my back is forever broken. The stupidity of the missing spine isn't around anymore, but people still think my back is broken and everybody is careful around me so they don't "Break me more".
#101 - aiming (08/07/2013) [-]
last year, i had to move from home to go to school. so i lived for myself and i was the only one in class who did. they was so sure that i sat there for myself and smoked weed everyday. the irony is that i was the only one who never tried weed.
User avatar #100 - dizzleboy (08/07/2013) [-]
I was rumored that I was gay... there. That's the only rumor I will give you guys
#96 - mr skeltal (08/07/2013) [-]
I was sick one day and didn't go to school and I always show up for school. My friend took advantage of it and said that I had hydroplaned coming out of the chevron gas station and hit an eighteen wheeler. I got back and they still didn't care. :1
#90 - mr skeltal (08/06/2013) [-]
one girl told her friends i tried to rape her... that was the last thing that made me finish school feeling bad about school
User avatar #52 - capaldi (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They said I came out of nowhere
User avatar #50 - CarePackage (08/06/2013) [-]
During the summer holidays I supposedly died in a canoeing accident.
User avatar #49 - phsycokidx (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to sleep in all of my classes in highschool. One day I sat out in gym and fell asleep sitting on the bleachers. For the next 2 years, I was the kid who "fell asleep standing up while playing dodgeball"
User avatar #48 - articulate (08/06/2013) [-]
I tried homeschooling and they started a rumor that I was performing satanic sacrifices.
#40 - mr skeltal (08/06/2013) [-]
John, my best friend in middleschool, was spreading rumors about me being gay. I thought he was pretty cute.
#22 - tobyonekenoby (08/06/2013) [-]
Someone started a rumor about me wanking in class while i was reading a book.... i was sitting on a chair out in the open. No table or anything with both hands on the book... yep i was clearly wanking at that moment.
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