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#228 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
there were rumors in my school that i was a drug addict, in 5th grade
#220 - dcdt (08/07/2013) [-]
My family split up, and I moved. Everybody was saying that my mom had cancer and my dad left with me because we were abandoning her. (Needless to say that wasn't it.)   
   
 it was spread by this guy who used to be my best friend and said he was going to live with us for "A weekend". (he's been there three years now. He's 22. without a job.)   
   
Anyway, you figure out who your real friends are by who they believe.
My family split up, and I moved. Everybody was saying that my mom had cancer and my dad left with me because we were abandoning her. (Needless to say that wasn't it.)

it was spread by this guy who used to be my best friend and said he was going to live with us for "A weekend". (he's been there three years now. He's 22. without a job.)

Anyway, you figure out who your real friends are by who they believe.
#197 - dolphinwing (08/07/2013) [-]
Some kids started assuming I was having lesbian sex with my best friend... even though I was dating a guy
#194 - zamka (08/07/2013) [-]
Funny how I see everyone remembers their rumors, cause I can't remember a single rumor about myself, I think my memory is fading...
User avatar #190 - jooby (08/07/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for a post like this. One day when I was in 7th grade, My friends said that a background character in some show that was popular at the time looked like me. By the course of a week, the rumor got so exaggerated and out of hand up to the point where random guys I didn't know were slapping and shaking my hand and girls were convinced i was becoming a high-paid actor. It didn't last long because it was the end of the year and by the time I came back, I was still the socially awkward loser I was before.
User avatar #189 - MattSwan (08/07/2013) [-]
You nerd don't know the meaning of embarrassment. When I was a junior in high school, we won the state championship cross country title. I was a varsity runner, and I threw up on the finishing stretch. My coach said, in front of the school assembly, that I, "fertilized the field." Boom. Now I've been forever remembered as The Kid Who **** on the Field.
#116 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
repost #57
#107 - Varcast ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I had scoliosis surgery and I explained to a few people that I had curvature in my spine.

Eventually everybody learned of my surgery.

People started to say that I had to get my spine removed and that my back is forever broken. The stupidity of the missing spine isn't around anymore, but people still think my back is broken and everybody is careful around me so they don't "Break me more".
User avatar #105 - giygasman (08/07/2013) [-]
Key word being WAS. Someone can be home schooled and be transferred into actual school. It's not stupid it's just blatantly wrong.
#101 - aiming (08/07/2013) [-]
last year, i had to move from home to go to school. so i lived for myself and i was the only one in class who did. they was so sure that i sat there for myself and smoked weed everyday. the irony is that i was the only one who never tried weed.
User avatar #100 - dizzleboy (08/07/2013) [-]
I was rumored that I was gay... there. That's the only rumor I will give you guys
#96 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
I was sick one day and didn't go to school and I always show up for school. My friend took advantage of it and said that I had hydroplaned coming out of the chevron gas station and hit an eighteen wheeler. I got back and they still didn't care. :1
#53 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
A coworker told my boyfriend that I had chlamydia even though I was widely known at work as the virgin.
User avatar #52 - capaldi (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They said I came out of nowhere
User avatar #50 - CarePackage (08/06/2013) [-]
During the summer holidays I supposedly died in a canoeing accident.
User avatar #49 - phsycokidx (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to sleep in all of my classes in highschool. One day I sat out in gym and fell asleep sitting on the bleachers. For the next 2 years, I was the kid who "fell asleep standing up while playing dodgeball"
User avatar #45 - Kingsteveooo (08/06/2013) [-]
In grade 6 a rumour went around that I "shaved my snake"
#40 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
John, my best friend in middleschool, was spreading rumors about me being gay. I thought he was pretty cute.
#22 - tobyonekenoby (08/06/2013) [-]
Someone started a rumor about me wanking in class while i was reading a book.... i was sitting on a chair out in the open. No table or anything with both hands on the book... yep i was clearly wanking at that moment.
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