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#220 - dcdt (08/07/2013) [-]
My family split up, and I moved. Everybody was saying that my mom had cancer and my dad left with me because we were abandoning her. (Needless to say that wasn't it.)   
   
 it was spread by this guy who used to be my best friend and said he was going to live with us for "A weekend". (he's been there three years now. He's 22. without a job.)   
   
Anyway, you figure out who your real friends are by who they believe.
My family split up, and I moved. Everybody was saying that my mom had cancer and my dad left with me because we were abandoning her. (Needless to say that wasn't it.)

it was spread by this guy who used to be my best friend and said he was going to live with us for "A weekend". (he's been there three years now. He's 22. without a job.)

Anyway, you figure out who your real friends are by who they believe.
#219 - fuckoatmeal (08/07/2013) [-]
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#218 - oceanfrank ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Other kids would say my mom paid the school board to be on the honor roll in middle school even though I had the 2nd highest GPA in the school, Made the spelling AND geographic bee every year, was in an Academically Talented class, oh and let's not forget that my familys annual income at the time was only 15k a year.    
   
Also food porn.
Other kids would say my mom paid the school board to be on the honor roll in middle school even though I had the 2nd highest GPA in the school, Made the spelling AND geographic bee every year, was in an Academically Talented class, oh and let's not forget that my familys annual income at the time was only 15k a year.

Also food porn.
User avatar #209 - sweetsolitude (08/07/2013) [-]
In PE I sat on a wooden spot in the gym that had a stain on it, and when I got up these girls (the closest things to bullies I had during school) thought that I had wet myself there, despite me having no stain or piss dripping from my gym shorts. They kept giving me weird looks and whispering about me among themselves whenever they saw me. I don't know if they spread a rumor about me, because I never talked to anyone. Junior high was ******* weird.
User avatar #208 - autoflame ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
In middle school when I was eating lunch, some girls told a bunch of people I was checking out a girl's butt.
#205 - yomommabinshoppin (08/07/2013) [-]
People were convinced I could actually read minds back in 4th grade.



inb4 asians can read minds. I am the whitest ************ you'll meet (aside from an albino)
User avatar #186 - megatrondecepticon (08/07/2013) [-]
there was a rumor that stated my bike was stolen, when in fact it was at a repair shop at the store i bought it from.
User avatar #183 - jcorter (08/07/2013) [-]
First day of freshman year my one of my friends said "holy **** your alive I thought you got shot by the lake" minutes after I tear a hole in the shoulder of my shirt on the bus
User avatar #163 - peaceloveowls (08/07/2013) [-]
When I was in elementary school around 5th grade there was a rumor that I was pregnant.
#154 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A rumor was started about me in my apartment complex that I attacked my 35 year old neighbor at the grocery store when I was a kid. I never saw her at the grocery store. The 35 year old woman started the rumor because she didn't like how I had asked a question the day before.
User avatar #150 - silversea (08/07/2013) [-]
Once, I was on a school trip. These douches I had to spend a night in a hotel room with told me that everyone had left for red lobsters, and that they had because I hadn't met them in the lobby they assumed I didn't want to go. When I asked them why they didnt go, they responded with "We don't have any money." Which made sense, because they spend way too much.
But I digress. After texting a few friends to confirm that info, I found that they had in fact lied to me. I was pissed, but didnt do anything because they're famously douchebags. They left to go do stuff, thinking that I still believed them, and when they came back I was habitually cracking my knuckles. They thought I was gonna beat them up, so they ran away from me and have avoided me ever since. People think I actually did beat them up. Best rumor ever.
#130 - thefishermanofdoom (08/07/2013) [-]
once rumor started that I was a sociopath who would draw creepy art in my free time. -_-

I eventually decided to start ******* with everyone so I started being like that. I think I accidentally turned into a sociopath who draws creepy art for real.
#107 - Varcast (08/07/2013) [-]
I had scoliosis surgery and I explained to a few people that I had curvature in my spine.

Eventually everybody learned of my surgery.

People started to say that I had to get my spine removed and that my back is forever broken. The stupidity of the missing spine isn't around anymore, but people still think my back is broken and everybody is careful around me so they don't "Break me more".
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/06/2013) [-]
Wait is there a rule on the internet that nobody who uses it can have a GF, because with all the people who seem to agree with it, someone should definitely start that
User avatar #81 - ragingcajun (08/06/2013) [-]
I broke my ankle skateboarding a few weeks ago at a local park. I went back there for the first time in a while yesterday, and people were surprised I was walking because people were convinced that 'my foot had to be amputated when I got to the hospital.'
User avatar #74 - phtholognyrrh (08/06/2013) [-]
missed 4 days of school. everyone thought i had been expelled for having a weapon.
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/06/2013) [-]
A coworker told my boyfriend that I had chlamydia even though I was widely known at work as the virgin.
User avatar #52 - capaldi (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They said I came out of nowhere
User avatar #50 - CarePackage (08/06/2013) [-]
During the summer holidays I supposedly died in a canoeing accident.
User avatar #49 - phsycokidx (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to sleep in all of my classes in highschool. One day I sat out in gym and fell asleep sitting on the bleachers. For the next 2 years, I was the kid who "fell asleep standing up while playing dodgeball"
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