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#63 - Mynameismario (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Before highschool everybody thought I was Jewish because in monopoly I played like a dick.
The headteacher found out and thought I was Jewish so he got a Rabbi to come to my school and I had to awkwardly be with him for a few weeks to adapt to a non-Jewish highschool.
#54 - npfortytwo (08/06/2013) [-]
I had to get stitches for a cut on my face in the fifth grade, and somehow, the rumor spread that I was in a bar fight.   
>bar fight   
>fifth grade   
>bar fight
I had to get stitches for a cut on my face in the fifth grade, and somehow, the rumor spread that I was in a bar fight.
>bar fight
>fifth grade
>bar fight
#165 - paperplace (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
people thought i smuggled cocaine and guns into school with my jewfro.
#160 - embryowine (08/07/2013) [-]
Once I brought my hedgehog in for show and tell, and somehow this rumor started that I was actually some sort of black market animal dealer. All these kids kept giving me five dollar bills and trying to get me to bring them snakes and otters.
User avatar #37 - welfarekid (08/06/2013) [-]
I was out of school on a trip and when I got back everyone was amazed because they were told that my left hand got cut off.
#164 - curveball (08/07/2013) [-]
In elementary school I heard one kid telling one of the Italian kids in our class that I hate Italians, even though my mom is Italian-Canadian.
User avatar #151 - thisisausernamee (08/07/2013) [-]
there was a rumor last year that i smoked pot
even though i smoked pot
#128 - stigforprez (08/07/2013) [-]
rumor spread at my school that i ate cats. I had to go talk to my counselors and principal about if i had mental issues.....

i ******* hated my school
#120 - tkfishandchips (08/07/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Wonderbolt ** Someone thought I was skipping class. I was then called out of the class, I was in the middle of attending to go to the principal's office.
#93 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
some above average girl (a weak 7/10) told everyone that I made out with her.... I asked her why she made that up and all she responded was with "I dunno I thought you where cute"
User avatar #38 - spawnsy (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had a rumor about me to where they thought i jacked it in class, i am a nervous person
User avatar #198 - zackenia (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I **** you guys not, in my sophomore year of high school, this kid spread a rumor that was a werewolf... some people actually believed it and treated me like royalty for fear that I'd eat them otherwise.
#187 - jmasters (08/07/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Life **
User avatar #157 - mudkipzrulez (08/07/2013) [-]
In 6th grade the class was talking about nationalities and it came up that I'm 1/16th German which apparently made me a nazi
User avatar #140 - nesquik (08/07/2013) [-]
I left district for like, all of elementary to go to a school for kids with attention problems and people said that I went to jail.
#137 - dovahbrine (08/07/2013) [-]
Kids thought I worshipped the Devil because I have long hair...and sacrificed the school pet, but whatever[normal][normal]
User avatar #108 - majorfaget (08/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this happened to me about three weeks ago

i went to some kids party and two days later people were saying that i pissed on some girl
User avatar #103 - danniegurl (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I knew this one was going to be started, since two of my friends said there was nothing bad about me so they were going to spread a rumor.
It was that I had two vaginas.
User avatar #104 to #103 - dedaluminus (08/07/2013) [-]
"Gee, Dannie, TWO vaginas?"
#91 - mustaches (08/06/2013) [-]
There was a rumor that I went to jail. They said it was for stealing and murdering. My friend still makes fun of me for that.
There was a rumor that I went to jail. They said it was for stealing and murdering. My friend still makes fun of me for that.
User avatar #77 - temporalguardian ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guys call me gay because i only hang around with girls and go out with them instead of rolling around and wrestling on the school floor with the rest of the "Straight" guys. Not to mention I had a girlfriend at the time.
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