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#82 - johrny (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A black nazi.......
A black nazi.......
#1 - skrynox (08/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I've never been drunk before and I have a good reason not to drink.

I knew a guy (Semi-friends) who was in the Military and was finishing up his Master's Degree in college. He had a high GPA and it was after finals but the semester wasn't over yet, as we hadn't had graduation yet. He was a nice guy and he was engaged to a pretty girl as well. He was getting some benefits from being in the Military as well but I'm not sure what exactly.

So one night after finals he and his bros go get wasted at a bar. Like I'm talking absolutely drunk off your ass. He walked his drunk self outside and saw a semi-truck that was on, they were unloading merchandise for the bar or something. So he gets in the truck while it's on and drives off as they were unloading, going over the curb and spilling a bunch of stuff. He floors it into the road and crashed into 3 cars, destroying them and costing a ******** of money.

Later on he got his Degree pulled, he got an Involuntary Discharge and everything was pulled from him, not to mention the fines he had to pay were huge. One thing he still had though was his wife and they ended up getting married.

MFW he had to go to a hillbilly college to get his Degree again because no one else would take him, and his record was ****** up forever.

I never saw him again but I heard he moved to Gardner in Colorado, a small ass town where he became a mailman.
User avatar #10 to #1 - besle (08/05/2013) [-]
Some people do stupid **** when they're drunk. That's why you drink with friends, because real friends stop each other before **** like that happens.
#58 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Black Hitler nice
#81 to #58 - konradkurze (08/06/2013) [-]
BANANA HEIL
#49 - lildap (08/06/2013) [-]
I am not sure why but I read the letter in a British accent.
#116 - payseht (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
******* magnets
User avatar #69 - MoparMan (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The black Nazi is so offensive... I mean, would it kill them to make the swastika point the right way?
#17 - noket (08/05/2013) [-]
I fixed this.. Sorry if it's rough but i didn't feel like open photoshop, so i used paint instead!

And FJ doesn't like nudes, so i censored the picture the "best" i could
#122 - annaisocoolike (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#119 - tmdarby (08/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92 - weenieandthebutt (08/06/2013) [-]
Regardless of whether I'm drunk or sober, most bouncers are absolute power abusive cunts!
#90 - kharjo (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
M T pocketts...
#89 - Mynameismario (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone see how on the student card, the name is M T POCKETTS
as in empty pockets
User avatar #85 - Furubatsu (08/06/2013) [-]
One of the guys on the Adult Friend Finder kinda looks like TomSka
User avatar #67 - bitchplzzz (08/06/2013) [-]
Alcohol is **** , and drunkards should go **** themselves
#50 - thebeatlesfan (08/06/2013) [-]
Sex partners near....SANDUSKY?!?!

D:
User avatar #43 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
he has a half a quesidilla. would go to watch movie in his dorm room.
User avatar #32 - sinonyx (08/06/2013) [-]
i ******* hate spiral staircases..
#12 - anonymous (08/05/2013) [-]
only when you're drunk
#4 - anonymous (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Black hitler...
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