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User avatar #149 - srskate (08/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I'm bored so here is my stab at it.
1.) not worth addressing.
2.) I'd rather die than shoot an innocent person.
3.) Cops exist to protect the innocent. Any officer of the law who fails in this duty is not a cop.
4.) This honestly is a good rule.
5.) Why shoot someone if you can scare them?
6.) feet per second isn't a measurement of time.
7.) The first rule of a gunfight is avoid a gunfight.
skip some
10.) something can cause the death of others, while nothing can as well
11.) People taking your guns away.
12.) universal for "violent"
13.) not unless you are CAPTAIIIIINNNNN PLANET!
User avatar #196 to #162 - ScottishMinor (08/06/2013) [-]
If someone has the intention to harm me I don't find them very innocent.
User avatar #199 - mrfourtysevenman (08/17/2013) [-]
and have your firearm on you at all times
my great uncle answered the door last year to be knocked over and his whole family tied up and robbed.
they caught the robbers eating at a mcdonalds with the 23 dollars they stole.
all while this happened my great uncles glock was upstairs on his bed
User avatar #185 - thegamerslife (08/02/2013) [-]
these comments. 0.0 the liberals are here...
#158 - alexwise (08/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not saying I dislike conservatives, but this ******** makes them seem even more self-righteous.
#201 to #158 - davethebard (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't dislike liberals, but more often than not they are the self-righteous ones. Don't get me wrong though, Everyone is entitled to their opinions and I hate the people who are too far on either side.
#85 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
My house was broken into and I hid in my closet on the phone and it took the police over half an hour to get there. The burglars killed my dog
#69 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
God damnit why won't you realise that having guns avalible to practically anyone is a bad thing. In most other civilised countries there are strong laws against guns and no one owns one.

It must be a ******* wonder how we manage to stay alive, huh?
#90 to #69 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
It is easier and cheaper to make a bomb out of **** from walmart that could kill a hundred people than it is to get a gun, even in america.
#117 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
**** all you snot nosed brats that think guns do nothing but harm. If you dont like them dont get one. I dont give a rats ass what your opinion is but if you think you can act like you are ******* superior to me because you dont own a gun then you havent got a ******* clue about the real world. It isnt all candy and ice cream bitch. People get robbed they get mugged they get kidnapped and so much other **** . So if bad **** ever happens to you or your loved ones guess who you turn to. The police a.k.a. people who know how to use a ******* gun where is your ******* protest then? If some passer by stopped you from getting raped in an alley by holding your assailant at gun point would you be bitching about how irresponsible it is for him to own a gun or carry it in public? When **** goes south your best bet are the people that know how to use a weapon.
TLR All the people bitching about guns are nearly hopeless/ kids who have never steped foot out of their white picket fence.
User avatar #94 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
While I understand many people here don't like guns, I will repeat I quote I heard a while ago that perfectly displays (to me, anyways) exactly why a gun is good to have, and also why I want one

*From the 'Alien V.S. Predator' movie

"Why do you have a gun if we're going to the Antarctic?"
"Same principle as a tampon. I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one"
User avatar #91 - Keleth (08/02/2013) [-]
countries with no firearms have a larger violent crime rate. If i knew for a fact no one in a store or in a house is able to shoot me, im gonna grab my buddy and a couple of blunt objects and break in. cops take a good 10+ minutes to respond and chances are the people inside won't do anything since they really can't defend themselves.

anon has a good point, bombs are easy to make and do WAY more collateral damage. don't need a license to make many bombs. hell a cylinder of propane and a shorted relay on a timer would work. very crude, but it will **** some **** up
#43 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Si vis pacem, para bellum
If you wish for peace, prepare for war.
User avatar #143 - mrsecret (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
feet per second is a velocity not a time. I think you should have to pass an intelligence test to own a gun.
User avatar #153 to #143 - Crusader ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
To the layman it makes sense
because it tells you that the police will take 23 minutes
A bullet will take less than a second
User avatar #111 - andWEEEEEEEE (08/02/2013) [-]
the voice in my head automatically used a southern accent while reading this...
#105 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
The thing I always hate in movies is when someone pulls a gun on someone, and gives them a chance to respond or say final words, and it leads to them getting away. Half the time they don't even have it ready to fire yet.

When you're in that situation, the gun should already have the safety off, be cocked if necessary, and ready to fire. The second you have a chance, you don't let them speak, and you make SURE they're dead. Put a second round in the center of the head, make god damn sure they aren't getting back up. It may be inhumane or messy, but its better than leaving anything to chance. Plus, if they survive, they could sue - so make sure they die.

Always be prepared to kill. And make sure you're not going to be too ************ to pull the trigger and finish the job when you pull your weapon.

Don't ever put someone on the other end of the barrel that doesn't deserve to die, but the second you do, you make sure they die as fast as god damn possible.
User avatar #102 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (08/02/2013) [-]
well in any case guns should only be used if you know that someone means to take your life or the life of someone you love, not to play hero in a situation of no life-threatening danger.
User avatar #96 - Onemanretardpack (08/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember the story exactly, so I'll paraphrase

A cop pulls an old lady over for driving erratically. When he walks up to her window, she announces that she is armed and has her required permits. To err on the safe side, the cop asks to see her weapon. She pulls out a snub nose 357 from her purse, a little derringer from her center console, and a full sized 1911 from her glove box. The cop is surprised by all of this and exclames, "Wow, lady this is a lot of firepower. What are you afraid of?" The lady smiles and says "Not a damn thing!"
#84 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
inb4 the hippie fedora anti gun cock chocking fags come
User avatar #71 - dieselthedragon (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And this is why we can't have nice things.
#174 to #71 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Because someone created some guidelines for using your gun?
#41 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
These are excellent rules that I live by every day!
#13 - brainy (08/01/2013) [-]
Ok where I come from the police carry guns to protect the people not them selves, though they usually only need them for when some ******** is trying to run them down.
#7 - eating (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i dont have to carry gun to protect myself master race
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