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#199 - mrfourtysevenman
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(08/17/2013) [-]
and have your firearm on you at all times
my great uncle answered the door last year to be knocked over and his whole family tied up and robbed.
they caught the robbers eating at a mcdonalds with the 23 dollars they stole.
all while this happened my great uncles glock was upstairs on his bed
#185 - thegamerslife
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(08/02/2013) [-]
these comments. 0.0 the liberals are here...
#158 - alexwise
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not saying I dislike conservatives, but this ******** makes them seem even more self-righteous.
#169 to #158 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
How are general guidelines for a gunfight self-righteous?
#182 to #169 - thegamerslife
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(08/02/2013) [-]
sign in and say it. I stand by anon, I know people who are not conservatives and agreed with this list, even one liberal.
#201 to #158 - davethebard
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(09/08/2013) [-]
I don't dislike liberals, but more often than not they are the self-righteous ones. Don't get me wrong though, Everyone is entitled to their opinions and I hate the people who are too far on either side.
#94 - captainfuckitall
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(08/02/2013) [-]
While I understand many people here don't like guns, I will repeat I quote I heard a while ago that perfectly displays (to me, anyways) exactly why a gun is good to have, and also why I want one

*From the 'Alien V.S. Predator' movie

"Why do you have a gun if we're going to the Antarctic?"
"Same principle as a tampon. I'd rather have one and not need it, than need it and not have one"
#129 to #94 - philipstyrer
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(08/02/2013) [-]
That is definitely an Alien vs. Predator quote. You cultured SOB.
#132 to #129 - captainfuckitall
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment...
#98 to #94 - pallypal
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(08/02/2013) [-]
That's a horrible quote to use.

The predator kills everyone with a gun because they have a gun.
#100 to #98 - captainfuckitall
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Actually he kills them for sport, as do all hunters in the culture

You also have to remember that they are ******* aliens from another planet who run by a different code of ethics and honour than we do. I can guarantee you if someone is threatening your life with a weapon and you yell "I'M UNARMED!" They're not gonna say "Oh, sorry, my mistake" and walk off
#91 - Keleth
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(08/02/2013) [-]
countries with no firearms have a larger violent crime rate. If i knew for a fact no one in a store or in a house is able to shoot me, im gonna grab my buddy and a couple of blunt objects and break in. cops take a good 10+ minutes to respond and chances are the people inside won't do anything since they really can't defend themselves.

anon has a good point, bombs are easy to make and do WAY more collateral damage. don't need a license to make many bombs. hell a cylinder of propane and a shorted relay on a timer would work. very crude, but it will **** some **** up
#69 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
God damnit why won't you realise that having guns avalible to practically anyone is a bad thing. In most other civilised countries there are strong laws against guns and no one owns one.

It must be a ******* wonder how we manage to stay alive, huh?
#90 to #69 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
It is easier and cheaper to make a bomb out of **** from walmart that could kill a hundred people than it is to get a gun, even in america.
#78 to #69 - SgtObvious
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Do you know how ridiculously small of a percentage of murders are from people who have legally registered guns? It's been proven that keeping guns legal prevents more crime than it causes.
#143 - mrsecret
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(08/02/2013) [-]
feet per second is a velocity not a time. I think you should have to pass an intelligence test to own a gun.
#148 to #143 - lifeofliam [OP]
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(08/02/2013) [-]
it gives a relative comparison between a person getting to your threat and a bullet getting to your threat. i could say that the cop is traveling at 70 mph (if he feels like it) and his is at a location that will take him 23 minutes to arrive OR i could say that the bullet will take less than a fraction of a second to reach your treat BUT putting it this way lets you envision the events better.
#153 to #143 - Crusader
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(08/02/2013) [-]
To the layman it makes sense
because it tells you that the police will take 23 minutes
A bullet will take less than a second
#119 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
An armed society is a polite society.
#141 to #119 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Fallout 3 **** yeah
#147 to #141 - ohaibrooooh
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Wrong Fallout. It's New Vegas.
#105 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
The thing I always hate in movies is when someone pulls a gun on someone, and gives them a chance to respond or say final words, and it leads to them getting away. Half the time they don't even have it ready to fire yet.

When you're in that situation, the gun should already have the safety off, be cocked if necessary, and ready to fire. The second you have a chance, you don't let them speak, and you make SURE they're dead. Put a second round in the center of the head, make god damn sure they aren't getting back up. It may be inhumane or messy, but its better than leaving anything to chance. Plus, if they survive, they could sue - so make sure they die.

Always be prepared to kill. And make sure you're not going to be too ************ to pull the trigger and finish the job when you pull your weapon.

Don't ever put someone on the other end of the barrel that doesn't deserve to die, but the second you do, you make sure they die as fast as god damn possible.
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#102 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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(08/02/2013) [-]
well in any case guns should only be used if you know that someone means to take your life or the life of someone you love, not to play hero in a situation of no life-threatening danger.
#96 - Onemanretardpack
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I can't remember the story exactly, so I'll paraphrase

A cop pulls an old lady over for driving erratically. When he walks up to her window, she announces that she is armed and has her required permits. To err on the safe side, the cop asks to see her weapon. She pulls out a snub nose 357 from her purse, a little derringer from her center console, and a full sized 1911 from her glove box. The cop is surprised by all of this and exclames, "Wow, lady this is a lot of firepower. What are you afraid of?" The lady smiles and says "Not a damn thing!"
#77 - comeatmebrother
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Everybody in the comments is completely missing the point. these are rules of gun fighting. you can own a gun forever and never get into a gunfight, but if the situation rises at least you have some pointers. so stop crying about guns and go drink your ****** tea
#76 - jbainbridgejolly
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(08/01/2013) [-]
who the **** is that guy?
#48 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah see what happens when someone breaks into your house, and it is like "whoa some one is breaking into my house! I better call the cops to try catch a guy that will most likely get away while I wait for the cops to arrive!"
#43 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Si vis pacem, para bellum
If you wish for peace, prepare for war.
#41 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
These are excellent rules that I live by every day!
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#13 - brainy
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Ok where I come from the police carry guns to protect the people not them selves, though they usually only need them for when some ******** is trying to run them down.
#7 - eating
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(08/01/2013) [-]
i dont have to carry gun to protect myself master race
#82 to #7 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I would have been raped on a second occasion if not for my gun, I hate all of you
#109 to #82 - eating
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(08/02/2013) [-]
its not my fault some people are ****** in head and they want to rape you
#107 to #82 - eating
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(08/02/2013) [-]
you hate me because my country is not so ****** up that we need guns to protect ourselfs.
#173 to #107 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure no one is ever attacked or raped in your country.